A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

FACT: The United States is the only developed country in the world without universal health coverage for all of its citizens - and that's absolutely shameful, especially for the most wealthy nation on the planet.

#HealthCareForAll

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

Trump could drop his pants and take a huge steaming shit on the Bible, then wipe his ass with the Constitution, before taking a piss on a crucifix while screaming “Jesus was a Loser” and he wouldn’t lose a single MAGA vote.

Am I remembering correctly that during the debate Trump said he’d solve the Israeli/Palestinian conflict before he takes office? How’s that coming along?

I’m going to be very vulnerable right now. I don’t get Reddit.

They say the cover up is always worse.

Tell me you have no people of color on your marketing team without telling me you have no people of color on your marketing team.

It’s 6pm but it could also be midnight

I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”

...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.

They’re letting women who are miscarrying die from sepsis and forcing rape survivors to carry their rapist’s babies to term.
They’re promising to repeal the Affordable Care Act with nothing to replace it.
If anyone is teaching a fear of pregnancy, it’s them.