honestly the final straw for 2025 might just be learning that my beard looks best when i wash it EVERY DAY.
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly the final straw for 2025 might just be learning that my beard looks best when i wash it EVERY DAY.
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WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
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The unarmed man who ran towards the shooter, and grabbed his rifle was a Lebanese Muslim and an immigrant to Australia.
As Muslims are so often demonized, worth mentioning that it was a Muslim who rushed to save Jewish lives on Bondi Beach.
As Muslims are so often demonized, worth mentioning that it was a Muslim who rushed to save Jewish lives on Bondi Beach.
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The unarmed man who ran towards the shooter, and grabbed his rifle was a Lebanese Muslim and an immigrant to Australia.
As Muslims are so often demonized, worth mentioning that it was a Muslim who rushed to save Jewish lives on Bondi Beach.
As Muslims are so often demonized, worth mentioning that it was a Muslim who rushed to save Jewish lives on Bondi Beach.
that first "let's circle back in the new year" email hit like a party drug
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
that first "let's circle back in the new year" email hit like a party drug
i don't think we should divide bathrooms by gender, i think we should divide them by if you're going to dick around on your phone
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i don't think we should divide bathrooms by gender, i think we should divide them by if you're going to dick around on your phone
typing "thank you" in chat at the end of the meeting is the corporate equivalent of clapping when the plan lands. y'all are dorks
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
typing "thank you" in chat at the end of the meeting is the corporate equivalent of clapping when the plan lands. y'all are dorks
everyone in Downtown Seattle today is getting an incredible education on why locals don't really use umbrellas
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
everyone in Downtown Seattle today is getting an incredible education on why locals don't really use umbrellas
bone broth is fucking stupid. stop it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
bone broth is fucking stupid. stop it.
what if Santa is a vampire and Christmas is just an elaborate way to get invited in?
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
what if Santa is a vampire and Christmas is just an elaborate way to get invited in?
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-Bust up monopolies
-Boost unions
-$20/hr fed minimum wage
-Ban Wall Street from buying homes
-Pass M4A
-Universal childcare
-Get rid of Trump’s tariffs
-Enact UBI
-Tax the rich
These are crucial steps to making America affordable again. Every Democrat must fight for this.
-Boost unions
-$20/hr fed minimum wage
-Ban Wall Street from buying homes
-Pass M4A
-Universal childcare
-Get rid of Trump’s tariffs
-Enact UBI
-Tax the rich
These are crucial steps to making America affordable again. Every Democrat must fight for this.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
-Bust up monopolies
-Boost unions
-$20/hr fed minimum wage
-Ban Wall Street from buying homes
-Pass M4A
-Universal childcare
-Get rid of Trump’s tariffs
-Enact UBI
-Tax the rich
These are crucial steps to making America affordable again. Every Democrat must fight for this.
-Boost unions
-$20/hr fed minimum wage
-Ban Wall Street from buying homes
-Pass M4A
-Universal childcare
-Get rid of Trump’s tariffs
-Enact UBI
-Tax the rich
These are crucial steps to making America affordable again. Every Democrat must fight for this.
i can't stress this enough. Getting Killed by Geese is amazing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i can't stress this enough. Getting Killed by Geese is amazing.
im not sure what the most pretentious way to make coffee at work is, but i can tell you my coworkers think it's when i make pour over at my desk.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
im not sure what the most pretentious way to make coffee at work is, but i can tell you my coworkers think it's when i make pour over at my desk.
emotionally i am now "excited for a label maker" years old
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
emotionally i am now "excited for a label maker" years old
i'm distrustful of running clubs. wdym this group of people wants to run AND socialize early in the morning
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i'm distrustful of running clubs. wdym this group of people wants to run AND socialize early in the morning
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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The average American uses enough water for 800,000 chatbot prompts. per day. That seems insane because normally we don't think about the amount of water it takes to make a single sheet of paper or (if you're in for a wild ride) to produce a hamburger or pair of jeans.
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The average American uses enough water for 800,000 chatbot prompts. per day. That seems insane because normally we don't think about the amount of water it takes to make a single sheet of paper or (if you're in for a wild ride) to produce a hamburger or pair of jeans.
Whatever throats your goat... is how I assume that statement goes
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Whatever throats your goat... is how I assume that statement goes
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social y'all yelling at us to hurry boarding to make an on time departure when your plane showed up late is fucking wild
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
@alaskaairlines.bsky.social y'all yelling at us to hurry boarding to make an on time departure when your plane showed up late is fucking wild
if you gave scientists unlimited funding and time you could not come up with a better way to make people
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if you gave scientists unlimited funding and time you could not come up with a better way to make people
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
miserable (customers and employees) than the Rain Forest Cafe
there was a glorious moment during the pandemic, brief in hindsight, where we came together as a society and agreed that there were only three kinds of togo container we needed and three lids. now i feel like i have the streaming wars in my tupperware drawer. it's all the same but none of it works.
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
there was a glorious moment during the pandemic, brief in hindsight, where we came together as a society and agreed that there were only three kinds of togo container we needed and three lids. now i feel like i have the streaming wars in my tupperware drawer. it's all the same but none of it works.
every time i've ever written "gentle reminder" in an email it has actually meant that i want to shake whomever i'm emailing.
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
every time i've ever written "gentle reminder" in an email it has actually meant that i want to shake whomever i'm emailing.
amazing how everyone's into "cold foam", y'all that is whipped cream grow the fuck up
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
amazing how everyone's into "cold foam", y'all that is whipped cream grow the fuck up
men's bathroom etiquette is so confusing. if the dude in the stall next to me farts, is that like revving your engine at a stop light? is he trying to race?
October 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
men's bathroom etiquette is so confusing. if the dude in the stall next to me farts, is that like revving your engine at a stop light? is he trying to race?
"Bozo" has gotta be a top 5 all time insult
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Bozo" has gotta be a top 5 all time insult
i'm taking an ethics training and i think the instructor is a little nonplussed with how fast i'm getting all the right answers
October 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i'm taking an ethics training and i think the instructor is a little nonplussed with how fast i'm getting all the right answers