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@keybladespirit.bsky.social
* Sharkey's posts are circumfixed by a pair of equals signs, =like this=.
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* Dys' posts are circumfixed by a pair of slashes, \like this\.
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=My most woke opinion is either:
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
=My most woke opinion is either:
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
* Blood family can never, or at most very rarely, be real family.
* America is a cesspool of cultural incest and demographic replacement is necessary to end it.=
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Routine reminder that cup sizes are a ridiculously inaccurate way to measure how big they are. This is WHY we have NTBV to begin with!
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Routine reminder that cup sizes are a ridiculously inaccurate way to measure how big they are. This is WHY we have NTBV to begin with!
=You don't engage with the gacha mechanics because you don't want to risk the temptation of giving money to an exploitative company. I don't engage with the gacha mechanics because I can't find the menu. We're more alike than you want to believe.=
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
=You don't engage with the gacha mechanics because you don't want to risk the temptation of giving money to an exploitative company. I don't engage with the gacha mechanics because I can't find the menu. We're more alike than you want to believe.=
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=The man to woman to shark to bot to computer to women pipeline.=
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
=The man to woman to shark to bot to computer to women pipeline.=
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if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
it is right.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,
it is a strength.
No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,
it is unlimited.
=Deep within the heart of my soul, my teeth are razor sharp, serrated, and regrow every three months. On my stupid fucking human nonshark body, my teeth have load bearing plaque.=
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
=Deep within the heart of my soul, my teeth are razor sharp, serrated, and regrow every three months. On my stupid fucking human nonshark body, my teeth have load bearing plaque.=
=I really can't help but feel like "body language" is something neurotypicals made up for no reason.=
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
=I really can't help but feel like "body language" is something neurotypicals made up for no reason.=
=I have a confession to make: I've read one book by Ayn Rand. That book was Anthem. There were some pretty misogynistic themes. It had worldbuilding equivalent to a strawman argument against socialism. It was pretty dang moralistic and preachy. But despite all that... it was a pretty fun read.=
November 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
=I have a confession to make: I've read one book by Ayn Rand. That book was Anthem. There were some pretty misogynistic themes. It had worldbuilding equivalent to a strawman argument against socialism. It was pretty dang moralistic and preachy. But despite all that... it was a pretty fun read.=
=Trying to find this PICO-8 game that I played once and really liked. I remember I think @maddymakesgames.com tweeted about it years ago, and it was made by a friend of hers? I remember playing as a bird and the main mechanic involved like... really short range teleportation?=
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
=Trying to find this PICO-8 game that I played once and really liked. I remember I think @maddymakesgames.com tweeted about it years ago, and it was made by a friend of hers? I remember playing as a bird and the main mechanic involved like... really short range teleportation?=
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What are some examples of mechsploitation
October 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What are some examples of mechsploitation
=You're tellin' me a SHRIMP assigned this gender??=
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
=You're tellin' me a SHRIMP assigned this gender??=
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Yeah, I failed English. It was stealing and breaking the other languages' toys, which is horrendously inappropriate classroom behavior. I'm Mrses. French and Middle English, but your child is going to have to repeat Kindergarten.
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yeah, I failed English. It was stealing and breaking the other languages' toys, which is horrendously inappropriate classroom behavior. I'm Mrses. French and Middle English, but your child is going to have to repeat Kindergarten.
I think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's first act as mayor of New York City should be to rename it to New Amsterdam.
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's first act as mayor of New York City should be to rename it to New Amsterdam.
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This will result in a world where more people understand Kingdom Hearts and I like that.
important:
October 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This will result in a world where more people understand Kingdom Hearts and I like that.
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>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
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Digimon Time Stranger Has an on demand HRT button and name changer that is freely usable at all times and uses to gender neutral term Agent for 90% of interactions
October 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Digimon Time Stranger Has an on demand HRT button and name changer that is freely usable at all times and uses to gender neutral term Agent for 90% of interactions
Desperately need a girl to put way too much effort into getting me to run DOOM.
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Desperately need a girl to put way too much effort into getting me to run DOOM.
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
This is actually a common misconception. There are no mountains named after men. Every mountain thought to be named after a man is actually named after a closeted trans woman.
all mountains are women. even the ones named after men
October 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is actually a common misconception. There are no mountains named after men. Every mountain thought to be named after a man is actually named after a closeted trans woman.