So if it was applied retrospectively, would Boris Johnson be deported? (I know he renounced his US citizenship but it's a nice thought nonetheless)

Shamina Begum must be held accountable for her actions when she was 15. Whereas I should not, because I was a mere child.

A Gregg's corned beef pasty. I didn't eat them much before I was diagnosed Coeliac but I miss them now

I don't whether to applaud you or worry about you 😁

Not your average living room/kitchen for sure: "while the living room takes center stage with a stripper pole for entertainment and a 10-person hot tub"

Now is the time to dress in a Santa costume and scurry through a big department store, accosting random shoppers and hissing, "For the love of god get me out of here! They're trying to lock me in the basement again until next year! Don't let them catch me!"