Kevin McCaffrey
@kevinmccaff.bsky.social
Comedian. Appeared on Letterman & a bunch of truTV/Vh1 shows you watched accidentally. Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots, The Bridgerton Bros. Either a little drunk or talking to a dog, sometimes both. linktree.com/kevinmccaffrey for tour dates!
There’s a new sex position people are calling “The Chuck Schumer” — right when you and your partner are about to climax, you switch it up and fuck as many poor people as you can
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There’s a new sex position people are calling “The Chuck Schumer” — right when you and your partner are about to climax, you switch it up and fuck as many poor people as you can
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. It's already here in Canada. Men who feel like a woman will get free healthcare
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. It's already here in Canada. Men who feel like a woman will get free healthcare
This stuff is so funny to me because I’m like — wait, am *I* going to turn Muslim? Feels unlikely at the moment, but I guess there’s no way to know
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This stuff is so funny to me because I’m like — wait, am *I* going to turn Muslim? Feels unlikely at the moment, but I guess there’s no way to know
Honestly if I didn’t even agree with Zohran on anything, I’d still vote for him to see all the worst people on earth having a really bad day online. Fully mentally ill stuff guys, keep it up
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Honestly if I didn’t even agree with Zohran on anything, I’d still vote for him to see all the worst people on earth having a really bad day online. Fully mentally ill stuff guys, keep it up
Andrew Cuomo’s last official campaign event is chasing women at the NYC marathon for motivation
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Andrew Cuomo’s last official campaign event is chasing women at the NYC marathon for motivation
I hate Bushwick Halloween, what do you mean you’re dressed as Tim Robinson from The Chair Company and the Red Ball
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I hate Bushwick Halloween, what do you mean you’re dressed as Tim Robinson from The Chair Company and the Red Ball
If you find yourself walking through family Halloween decorations to harass people on what is supposed to be a fun holiday for all, here’s something spooky: you are going to Hell
Border Patrol grabbed workers from the front yard of a home in Edison Park this afternoon then took them behind an office building in Niles and passed them off to a prisoner van. Woman came out to MF them and said "you're in the most conservative neighborhood in the city and nobody wants you here."
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you find yourself walking through family Halloween decorations to harass people on what is supposed to be a fun holiday for all, here’s something spooky: you are going to Hell
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this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.
"People You May Know" is Facebook for "People You 100% Know & Consider Enemies"
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"People You May Know" is Facebook for "People You 100% Know & Consider Enemies"
“Why Mamdani Winning the Election Could Be Bad for Mamdani” - NYC media
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“Why Mamdani Winning the Election Could Be Bad for Mamdani” - NYC media
Have any comics thought of recording themselves in 4K asking if two people in the crowd are “dating” or “together” and then following it with zero jokes whatsoever? Seems like it could be big
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Have any comics thought of recording themselves in 4K asking if two people in the crowd are “dating” or “together” and then following it with zero jokes whatsoever? Seems like it could be big
I’m a traditional conservative. I care about things all traditional conservatives care about. The Super Bowl halftime show. Women’s swimming. Mexican people I see at the grocery store. They might not even be Mexican. Could be Italian, or even like a hard Greek, but either way I’m calling the cops
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m a traditional conservative. I care about things all traditional conservatives care about. The Super Bowl halftime show. Women’s swimming. Mexican people I see at the grocery store. They might not even be Mexican. Could be Italian, or even like a hard Greek, but either way I’m calling the cops
“Dedication Night” on dancing with the stars. Rumor is one of the Mormon Housewives is gonna do a samba in honor of Charlie Kirk
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Dedication Night” on dancing with the stars. Rumor is one of the Mormon Housewives is gonna do a samba in honor of Charlie Kirk
Really nice piece here defector.com/there-will-n...
There Will Never Be Another 'WTF With Marc Maron' | Defector
I heard Marc Maron announce he was ending his podcast the way that I imagine he’d’ve wanted me to—while walking through my neighborhood in Los Angeles, through wired headphones, just a little too hopp...
defector.com
October 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Really nice piece here defector.com/there-will-n...
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Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.
Tfw Kershaw sees two men holding hands
October 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tfw Kershaw sees two men holding hands
Reclusive hair, more like
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reclusive hair, more like
Comic friend of mine in first class while I’m in Comfort+. Devastating demonstration of career failure on my part
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Comic friend of mine in first class while I’m in Comfort+. Devastating demonstration of career failure on my part
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“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
(48 year old parent of 3 after making a mortgage payment)
TAYLOR’S LYRICS AREN’T DOING IT FOR ME!
TAYLOR’S LYRICS AREN’T DOING IT FOR ME!
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
(48 year old parent of 3 after making a mortgage payment)
TAYLOR’S LYRICS AREN’T DOING IT FOR ME!
TAYLOR’S LYRICS AREN’T DOING IT FOR ME!
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Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised
“I’m kind of sarcastic” = “I’m not funny but I will frequently say something that seems unnecessarily mean”
October 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“I’m kind of sarcastic” = “I’m not funny but I will frequently say something that seems unnecessarily mean”
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/
tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Insane to show promote on this app BUT, if you’re in NYC and follow me, you would enjoy everyone at the show this Thursday, 10/2 at The Gutter in Brooklyn. I host this one twice a year and it rips. 9 pm, good time promised