Kevin McCaffrey
@kevinmccaff.bsky.social
Comedian. Appeared on Letterman & a bunch of truTV/Vh1 shows you watched accidentally. Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots, The Bridgerton Bros. Either a little drunk or talking to a dog, sometimes both. linktree.com/kevinmccaffrey for tour dates!
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
“This Delta aircraft is not equipped for our free WiFi experience, but WiFi is available for purchase.” Tell me, what technological situation is that? Does the plane just need money? Is it like a jukebox deal? Feels like this is more a you thing than the aircraft, guys. Don’t blame the plane
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
“This Delta aircraft is not equipped for our free WiFi experience, but WiFi is available for purchase.” Tell me, what technological situation is that? Does the plane just need money? Is it like a jukebox deal? Feels like this is more a you thing than the aircraft, guys. Don’t blame the plane
Chambliss is who Pavia thinks he is
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Chambliss is who Pavia thinks he is
Just one more 11-paragraph text from a name and number I’ve never heard of, and I’ll be ready to politically donate. I’m so close
December 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just one more 11-paragraph text from a name and number I’ve never heard of, and I’ll be ready to politically donate. I’m so close
On Facebook:
"Photos of You" = lovely memories captured by my friends
"Your Photos" = nothing but blurry iPhone pics of Law & Order reruns I took from my bed to post along with a completely meaningless caption
"Photos of You" = lovely memories captured by my friends
"Your Photos" = nothing but blurry iPhone pics of Law & Order reruns I took from my bed to post along with a completely meaningless caption
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
On Facebook:
"Photos of You" = lovely memories captured by my friends
"Your Photos" = nothing but blurry iPhone pics of Law & Order reruns I took from my bed to post along with a completely meaningless caption
"Photos of You" = lovely memories captured by my friends
"Your Photos" = nothing but blurry iPhone pics of Law & Order reruns I took from my bed to post along with a completely meaningless caption
Man, I promise you do not know where this one is going
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Man, I promise you do not know where this one is going
Pilot just said “takeoff is gonna be trash” which is the funniest way to hear I’m about to die
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pilot just said “takeoff is gonna be trash” which is the funniest way to hear I’m about to die
Ian Eagle on the Bulls / 76ers broadcast just said the sixers were “Edgemaxxing” because of VJ Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey. And, well
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ian Eagle on the Bulls / 76ers broadcast just said the sixers were “Edgemaxxing” because of VJ Edgecombe and Tyrese Maxey. And, well
My subway take is you shouldn’t be allowed to reply to any post on the internet unless your face is clearly in your picture and you are using your name. Solves minimum 50% of internet toxicity immediately
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My subway take is you shouldn’t be allowed to reply to any post on the internet unless your face is clearly in your picture and you are using your name. Solves minimum 50% of internet toxicity immediately
Christmas afternoon! Time to sit down with the family, grab a hot chocolate, and watch all the Christmas episodes of Law & Order: SVU
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Christmas afternoon! Time to sit down with the family, grab a hot chocolate, and watch all the Christmas episodes of Law & Order: SVU
Merry Christmas! I’ve placed three DraftKings bets in silence before saying hi to my mom
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Merry Christmas! I’ve placed three DraftKings bets in silence before saying hi to my mom
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
Heads up to the “unscented” lotions out there: I can smell you, dawg. Why are you lying
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Heads up to the “unscented” lotions out there: I can smell you, dawg. Why are you lying
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yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Ghosts of…
Christmas past: this is your entire life, who you used to be when you were better, how you were worn down by your own understandable but flawed choices, and the demands of society. You had hope, and love.
Christmas Present: Tiny Tim’s doing bad, fyi
Christmas Future: you’re dead
Christmas past: this is your entire life, who you used to be when you were better, how you were worn down by your own understandable but flawed choices, and the demands of society. You had hope, and love.
Christmas Present: Tiny Tim’s doing bad, fyi
Christmas Future: you’re dead
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ghosts of…
Christmas past: this is your entire life, who you used to be when you were better, how you were worn down by your own understandable but flawed choices, and the demands of society. You had hope, and love.
Christmas Present: Tiny Tim’s doing bad, fyi
Christmas Future: you’re dead
Christmas past: this is your entire life, who you used to be when you were better, how you were worn down by your own understandable but flawed choices, and the demands of society. You had hope, and love.
Christmas Present: Tiny Tim’s doing bad, fyi
Christmas Future: you’re dead
Noooo not Bill Clinton on the Epstein list? Next you’re gonna tell me the guys on Wall Street have done cocaine
December 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Noooo not Bill Clinton on the Epstein list? Next you’re gonna tell me the guys on Wall Street have done cocaine
I never want to hear this garbage announce team on another Spurs game
December 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I never want to hear this garbage announce team on another Spurs game
Doctor’s office couldn’t see me in less than 11 days, but buddy, you better believe that “rate me on Google” notification went out STAT
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Doctor’s office couldn’t see me in less than 11 days, but buddy, you better believe that “rate me on Google” notification went out STAT
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
I legit love when my opener's credit is opening for someone much more successful than me. "He once went before Tracy Morgan! Now, this."
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I legit love when my opener's credit is opening for someone much more successful than me. "He once went before Tracy Morgan! Now, this."
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I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.
I really think it's important for these millionaire athletes, none of whom are children, to feel great shame for being interested in Adin Ross to begin with. Mookie Betts, you are 33 years old. You have a wife and children. You should not know who Adin Ross is.
Yo what the hell is going on with LA athletes right now
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.
Liberals are always portrayed as the ones who are sensitive about language and labels, unless it’s swastikas and nooses and then conservatives are like “actually???? That’s offensive to call them hate symbols, our preferred term is ‘potentially divisive’”
December 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Liberals are always portrayed as the ones who are sensitive about language and labels, unless it’s swastikas and nooses and then conservatives are like “actually???? That’s offensive to call them hate symbols, our preferred term is ‘potentially divisive’”
Fox News was right, Howard Stern was canceled due to woke. At the end of 2028. Unless he wants to keep going at that point. Team Murdoch nails it once again
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Fox News was right, Howard Stern was canceled due to woke. At the end of 2028. Unless he wants to keep going at that point. Team Murdoch nails it once again
Tua is an extremely accurate passer who sometimes almost throws an interception to three guys at the same time. A complicated man
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tua is an extremely accurate passer who sometimes almost throws an interception to three guys at the same time. A complicated man
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well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my actions
December 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my actions