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Eric: I know that laugh - it’s Tiffany! (It wasn’t)
Eric: I know that handwriting - it’s Johnny! (It wasn’t)
Roundtable - Lisa you voted for a housewife - traitorous!
Roundtable - Candiace you didn’t vote for a housewife - traitorous!
Picking Dorinda as the next murder victim.
#TraitorsUS
Eric: I know that handwriting - it’s Johnny! (It wasn’t)
Roundtable - Lisa you voted for a housewife - traitorous!
Roundtable - Candiace you didn’t vote for a housewife - traitorous!
Picking Dorinda as the next murder victim.
#TraitorsUS
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Eric: I know that laugh - it’s Tiffany! (It wasn’t)
Eric: I know that handwriting - it’s Johnny! (It wasn’t)
Roundtable - Lisa you voted for a housewife - traitorous!
Roundtable - Candiace you didn’t vote for a housewife - traitorous!
Picking Dorinda as the next murder victim.
#TraitorsUS
Eric: I know that handwriting - it’s Johnny! (It wasn’t)
Roundtable - Lisa you voted for a housewife - traitorous!
Roundtable - Candiace you didn’t vote for a housewife - traitorous!
Picking Dorinda as the next murder victim.
#TraitorsUS
Australia
We care about kids so we ban them from social media.
Also Australia
We put kids in detention, pre conviction and sentencing, from age 10 onwards.
One law is ridiculous.
The other is immoral.
#Australia #CareForKids #HumanRights
We care about kids so we ban them from social media.
Also Australia
We put kids in detention, pre conviction and sentencing, from age 10 onwards.
One law is ridiculous.
The other is immoral.
#Australia #CareForKids #HumanRights
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Australia
We care about kids so we ban them from social media.
Also Australia
We put kids in detention, pre conviction and sentencing, from age 10 onwards.
One law is ridiculous.
The other is immoral.
#Australia #CareForKids #HumanRights
We care about kids so we ban them from social media.
Also Australia
We put kids in detention, pre conviction and sentencing, from age 10 onwards.
One law is ridiculous.
The other is immoral.
#Australia #CareForKids #HumanRights
Scenes from today part 1
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Scenes from today part 1
My thoughts exactly
The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it's surprisingly honest and informative.
Honest Government Ad | Social Media Ban
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
My thoughts exactly
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Today NSW introduces new laws scrapping character references for all criminal sentencing - in response to years of campaigning from sexual abuse survivors.
When will the rest of the states and territories follow suit?
#7amPodcast #LegislativeReform
When will the rest of the states and territories follow suit?
#7amPodcast #LegislativeReform
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Today NSW introduces new laws scrapping character references for all criminal sentencing - in response to years of campaigning from sexual abuse survivors.
When will the rest of the states and territories follow suit?
#7amPodcast #LegislativeReform
When will the rest of the states and territories follow suit?
#7amPodcast #LegislativeReform
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
One year ago today I arrived home with Pfeff 💕 a bundle of mischief that I adore.
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 AM
One year ago today I arrived home with Pfeff 💕 a bundle of mischief that I adore.
Got the urge to declutter?
Use the energy of the last month of the Snake lunar year to optimise your space with this limited time offer of 3 sessions for the price of 1.
Your $500 investment will transform how you clear space.
Offer ends midnight 16 Feb 26
#Declutter #Let’sChat #YearOfTheSnake
Use the energy of the last month of the Snake lunar year to optimise your space with this limited time offer of 3 sessions for the price of 1.
Your $500 investment will transform how you clear space.
Offer ends midnight 16 Feb 26
#Declutter #Let’sChat #YearOfTheSnake
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Got the urge to declutter?
Use the energy of the last month of the Snake lunar year to optimise your space with this limited time offer of 3 sessions for the price of 1.
Your $500 investment will transform how you clear space.
Offer ends midnight 16 Feb 26
#Declutter #Let’sChat #YearOfTheSnake
Use the energy of the last month of the Snake lunar year to optimise your space with this limited time offer of 3 sessions for the price of 1.
Your $500 investment will transform how you clear space.
Offer ends midnight 16 Feb 26
#Declutter #Let’sChat #YearOfTheSnake
Sooooooooooo happy Rachel won The Traitors UK, and Stephen.
Needed some light in the Traitors world given how the US season is going.
Roll on Traitors Aus as I cannot wait to see Kirby play.
#TheTraitorsUK
Needed some light in the Traitors world given how the US season is going.
Roll on Traitors Aus as I cannot wait to see Kirby play.
#TheTraitorsUK
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Sooooooooooo happy Rachel won The Traitors UK, and Stephen.
Needed some light in the Traitors world given how the US season is going.
Roll on Traitors Aus as I cannot wait to see Kirby play.
#TheTraitorsUK
Needed some light in the Traitors world given how the US season is going.
Roll on Traitors Aus as I cannot wait to see Kirby play.
#TheTraitorsUK
My view of Melbourne city centre is a bit different this morning with smoke haze from the Geelong fires completely obscuring the skyscrapers.
Praying for the safety of people and animals caught in its path.
#GeelongFires #Melbourne
Praying for the safety of people and animals caught in its path.
#GeelongFires #Melbourne
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My view of Melbourne city centre is a bit different this morning with smoke haze from the Geelong fires completely obscuring the skyscrapers.
Praying for the safety of people and animals caught in its path.
#GeelongFires #Melbourne
Praying for the safety of people and animals caught in its path.
#GeelongFires #Melbourne
Really enjoying this new series Ponies, as much for the needle drops as for the plot and acting.
It’s no The Americans but any KGB/CIA spy drama, especially one set in the 70s m, I’m going to be a sucker for.
#Ponies
It’s no The Americans but any KGB/CIA spy drama, especially one set in the 70s m, I’m going to be a sucker for.
#Ponies
January 22, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Really enjoying this new series Ponies, as much for the needle drops as for the plot and acting.
It’s no The Americans but any KGB/CIA spy drama, especially one set in the 70s m, I’m going to be a sucker for.
#Ponies
It’s no The Americans but any KGB/CIA spy drama, especially one set in the 70s m, I’m going to be a sucker for.
#Ponies
What a roller coaster with Harriet.
Went from being my top 3 all time favourite Faithful to WTF so quickly. Great TV.
Thanks for making so many mistakes in your social & strategic game after being such an amazing sleuth.
Right up there with WTF Traitor Fiona.
#TheTraitorsUK
Went from being my top 3 all time favourite Faithful to WTF so quickly. Great TV.
Thanks for making so many mistakes in your social & strategic game after being such an amazing sleuth.
Right up there with WTF Traitor Fiona.
#TheTraitorsUK
January 19, 2026 at 10:50 PM
What a roller coaster with Harriet.
Went from being my top 3 all time favourite Faithful to WTF so quickly. Great TV.
Thanks for making so many mistakes in your social & strategic game after being such an amazing sleuth.
Right up there with WTF Traitor Fiona.
#TheTraitorsUK
Went from being my top 3 all time favourite Faithful to WTF so quickly. Great TV.
Thanks for making so many mistakes in your social & strategic game after being such an amazing sleuth.
Right up there with WTF Traitor Fiona.
#TheTraitorsUK
Want some inspiration for your intentions in 2026? Which three words jump out for you?
#Intention #WordFind
#Intention #WordFind
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Want some inspiration for your intentions in 2026? Which three words jump out for you?
#Intention #WordFind
#Intention #WordFind
The difference in one post.
US Traitors: michael rapaport being a dickhead to travis kelce's mom (?)
UK Traitors: a 70 year old woman with the world's thickest scottish brogue threatens to rip someone's face off
UK Traitors: a 70 year old woman with the world's thickest scottish brogue threatens to rip someone's face off
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The difference in one post.
Reposted by Kerryn Simmons | Midlife Makeover Maven
Epic slowed-down version of a classic jam?
Clips of returning players gleefully talking about the mayhem they’re bringing?
Premiering the same week as #Survivor50?
We are so back. #SurvivorAU
Clips of returning players gleefully talking about the mayhem they’re bringing?
Premiering the same week as #Survivor50?
We are so back. #SurvivorAU
The official trailer for Australian Survivor: Redemption, premiering Feb. 23 on 10. #SurvivorAU
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Epic slowed-down version of a classic jam?
Clips of returning players gleefully talking about the mayhem they’re bringing?
Premiering the same week as #Survivor50?
We are so back. #SurvivorAU
Clips of returning players gleefully talking about the mayhem they’re bringing?
Premiering the same week as #Survivor50?
We are so back. #SurvivorAU
Why didn’t Ron make a joke so Eric could hear everyone laugh?
@robcesternino.bsky.social @pooyaism.bsky.social
#TheTraitorsUS
@robcesternino.bsky.social @pooyaism.bsky.social
#TheTraitorsUS
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Why didn’t Ron make a joke so Eric could hear everyone laugh?
@robcesternino.bsky.social @pooyaism.bsky.social
#TheTraitorsUS
@robcesternino.bsky.social @pooyaism.bsky.social
#TheTraitorsUS
I do like all 3 Traitors & how they’re playing (except of course murdering Rob), but I didn’t love the way Lisa spoke to Caroline. Is that something that’s ok in their world? The closest I’ve come to watching any of the housewives franchise is listening to some episodes of Bitch Sesh.
#TraitorsUS
#TraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I do like all 3 Traitors & how they’re playing (except of course murdering Rob), but I didn’t love the way Lisa spoke to Caroline. Is that something that’s ok in their world? The closest I’ve come to watching any of the housewives franchise is listening to some episodes of Bitch Sesh.
#TraitorsUS
#TraitorsUS
Good riddance Michael. Faithfuls finally heeding Rob C’s words of wisdom.
Hope they or the traitors take out Colton next.
Sad to see Monet and Tiffany gone.
Natalie and Maura are the only faithfuls left that I’m really interested in watching.
#TheTraitorsUS
Hope they or the traitors take out Colton next.
Sad to see Monet and Tiffany gone.
Natalie and Maura are the only faithfuls left that I’m really interested in watching.
#TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Good riddance Michael. Faithfuls finally heeding Rob C’s words of wisdom.
Hope they or the traitors take out Colton next.
Sad to see Monet and Tiffany gone.
Natalie and Maura are the only faithfuls left that I’m really interested in watching.
#TheTraitorsUS
Hope they or the traitors take out Colton next.
Sad to see Monet and Tiffany gone.
Natalie and Maura are the only faithfuls left that I’m really interested in watching.
#TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Still can’t believe they cast Michael and Colton. If Natalie, Maura and Monet all get banished or murdered, I’ll stop watching.
#TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS
January 15, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Still can’t believe they cast Michael and Colton. If Natalie, Maura and Monet all get banished or murdered, I’ll stop watching.
#TheTraitorsUS
#TheTraitorsUS
Secret traitor fails when you’re combining it with a 3 episode drop, where we can’t discuss it & make guesses.
ST has too much power & gives cover to the traitors & it means that we miss out on so much Turret Talk.
Big miss not making Natalie the secret traitor.
#SecretTraitor #TheTraitorsUS
ST has too much power & gives cover to the traitors & it means that we miss out on so much Turret Talk.
Big miss not making Natalie the secret traitor.
#SecretTraitor #TheTraitorsUS
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Secret traitor fails when you’re combining it with a 3 episode drop, where we can’t discuss it & make guesses.
ST has too much power & gives cover to the traitors & it means that we miss out on so much Turret Talk.
Big miss not making Natalie the secret traitor.
#SecretTraitor #TheTraitorsUS
ST has too much power & gives cover to the traitors & it means that we miss out on so much Turret Talk.
Big miss not making Natalie the secret traitor.
#SecretTraitor #TheTraitorsUS
Now I’m crying again with @robcesternino.bsky.social in the deep dive with @pooyaism.bsky.social talking about the support from his wife Nicole.
#TheTraitorsUS
#RobHasAPodcast
#TheTraitorsUS
#RobHasAPodcast
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Now I’m crying again with @robcesternino.bsky.social in the deep dive with @pooyaism.bsky.social talking about the support from his wife Nicole.
#TheTraitorsUS
#RobHasAPodcast
#TheTraitorsUS
#RobHasAPodcast
I’m in the habit of thinking of words or a theme for the year, but haven’t got a strong hit on one for 2026, if you do this too, what’s your word for the year, or have you also felt stuck?
#WordOfTheYear
#WordOfTheYear
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I’m in the habit of thinking of words or a theme for the year, but haven’t got a strong hit on one for 2026, if you do this too, what’s your word for the year, or have you also felt stuck?
#WordOfTheYear
#WordOfTheYear