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“Trump is definitely not in the Epstein files, but on a completely unrelated note let me just clarify for no particular reason that technically it’s not pedophilia if the girl was 15.”
Smooth. Real smooth.
Smooth. Real smooth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Trump is definitely not in the Epstein files, but on a completely unrelated note let me just clarify for no particular reason that technically it’s not pedophilia if the girl was 15.”
Smooth. Real smooth.
Smooth. Real smooth.
Foreign interests are literally buying the White House, it’s not even a metaphor, that’s just what’s happening right now because king trump wants a ballroom. And his weird fans still think he’s paying for it out of his own pocket because he’s such a nice guy.
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Foreign interests are literally buying the White House, it’s not even a metaphor, that’s just what’s happening right now because king trump wants a ballroom. And his weird fans still think he’s paying for it out of his own pocket because he’s such a nice guy.
I’m like 60% confident the Louvre heist was a publicity stunt.
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m like 60% confident the Louvre heist was a publicity stunt.
So basically the ceasefire lasted just long enough to let the displaced refugees from having their city bombed into rubble return to their ruined homes before continuing the bombardment, ensuring that civilian casualties are maximised?
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So basically the ceasefire lasted just long enough to let the displaced refugees from having their city bombed into rubble return to their ruined homes before continuing the bombardment, ensuring that civilian casualties are maximised?
Spotify AI DJ just roasted me by prefacing “Beer” by Reel Big Fish by saying that I was in the top 2% of listeners last week.
October 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Spotify AI DJ just roasted me by prefacing “Beer” by Reel Big Fish by saying that I was in the top 2% of listeners last week.
The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy that began with Introductory Handjobs, and the disappointing sequel, Penultimate Handjobs.
Ultimate Handjobs vol. 3
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy that began with Introductory Handjobs, and the disappointing sequel, Penultimate Handjobs.
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Cyberpunk Legends: Into the Night
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October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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When the waitress at the Indian restaurant asks how spicy I want my vindaloo
Little Sadist Lady Torment My Asshole.
October 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When the waitress at the Indian restaurant asks how spicy I want my vindaloo
Me: [hiccups]
Wife: you ok?
Me: yeah I just had a hiccup. Then I reminded myself hiccups aren’t real, so now I’m fine
Wife: [heavy sigh of a person who has put up with my shit for twenty one years]
why does pissing me off cure your hiccups?
Me: it doesn’t
Wife:
Me: because hiccups aren’t real
Wife: you ok?
Me: yeah I just had a hiccup. Then I reminded myself hiccups aren’t real, so now I’m fine
Wife: [heavy sigh of a person who has put up with my shit for twenty one years]
why does pissing me off cure your hiccups?
Me: it doesn’t
Wife:
Me: because hiccups aren’t real
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me: [hiccups]
Wife: you ok?
Me: yeah I just had a hiccup. Then I reminded myself hiccups aren’t real, so now I’m fine
Wife: [heavy sigh of a person who has put up with my shit for twenty one years]
why does pissing me off cure your hiccups?
Me: it doesn’t
Wife:
Me: because hiccups aren’t real
Wife: you ok?
Me: yeah I just had a hiccup. Then I reminded myself hiccups aren’t real, so now I’m fine
Wife: [heavy sigh of a person who has put up with my shit for twenty one years]
why does pissing me off cure your hiccups?
Me: it doesn’t
Wife:
Me: because hiccups aren’t real
While completing her taxes my wife noticed that ATO had given her a rebate of like $40 as some sort of pay on time discount for last year’s bill.
The ATO then identified this as income and asked for 35% of it back.
The ATO then identified this as income and asked for 35% of it back.
September 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
While completing her taxes my wife noticed that ATO had given her a rebate of like $40 as some sort of pay on time discount for last year’s bill.
The ATO then identified this as income and asked for 35% of it back.
The ATO then identified this as income and asked for 35% of it back.
[Paranormal investigators in the 1970s]
Investigator: we confirmed a poltergeist in Enfield
Skeptic: what’s the proof?
I: we recorded its voice
S: where was the voice coming from?
I: two teenage girls
S: could they have been faking it?
I: we asked them and they said no
S: alert the media!!
Investigator: we confirmed a poltergeist in Enfield
Skeptic: what’s the proof?
I: we recorded its voice
S: where was the voice coming from?
I: two teenage girls
S: could they have been faking it?
I: we asked them and they said no
S: alert the media!!
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
[Paranormal investigators in the 1970s]
Investigator: we confirmed a poltergeist in Enfield
Skeptic: what’s the proof?
I: we recorded its voice
S: where was the voice coming from?
I: two teenage girls
S: could they have been faking it?
I: we asked them and they said no
S: alert the media!!
Investigator: we confirmed a poltergeist in Enfield
Skeptic: what’s the proof?
I: we recorded its voice
S: where was the voice coming from?
I: two teenage girls
S: could they have been faking it?
I: we asked them and they said no
S: alert the media!!
Now they’ve posted proof of life, we can look forward to whining about how we were prematurely celebrating and what that says about us.
It means we all wish he was dead because he’s a bad person whose policies are about hurting people, and death is the only justice he can’t run from forever.
It means we all wish he was dead because he’s a bad person whose policies are about hurting people, and death is the only justice he can’t run from forever.
August 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Now they’ve posted proof of life, we can look forward to whining about how we were prematurely celebrating and what that says about us.
It means we all wish he was dead because he’s a bad person whose policies are about hurting people, and death is the only justice he can’t run from forever.
It means we all wish he was dead because he’s a bad person whose policies are about hurting people, and death is the only justice he can’t run from forever.
I’m a 30 or 40 year old man who only interacts with cat videos on social media so all I get are ads for erection pills and discreet infidelity services, like the algorithm can’t figure out if my penis works or not.
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m a 30 or 40 year old man who only interacts with cat videos on social media so all I get are ads for erection pills and discreet infidelity services, like the algorithm can’t figure out if my penis works or not.
Yakov Smirnoff: …but in Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to YOU!
Zoomer watching YouTube videos in bed: wow, the Cold War really was a time of paranoia wasn’t it, personally assigned FBI agent watching me through my phone camera
Zoomer watching YouTube videos in bed: wow, the Cold War really was a time of paranoia wasn’t it, personally assigned FBI agent watching me through my phone camera
July 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yakov Smirnoff: …but in Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to YOU!
Zoomer watching YouTube videos in bed: wow, the Cold War really was a time of paranoia wasn’t it, personally assigned FBI agent watching me through my phone camera
Zoomer watching YouTube videos in bed: wow, the Cold War really was a time of paranoia wasn’t it, personally assigned FBI agent watching me through my phone camera
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THIS IS HUGE! The FIRST 100% effective HIV PrEP drug, Lenacapavir, is APPROVED AND GOING GLOBAL. The makers are providing AFFORDABLE access to the drug in the United States AND beyond, signing ROYALTY-FREE licensing agreements with SIX generic manufacturers to produce AND supply it.
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July 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
THIS IS HUGE! The FIRST 100% effective HIV PrEP drug, Lenacapavir, is APPROVED AND GOING GLOBAL. The makers are providing AFFORDABLE access to the drug in the United States AND beyond, signing ROYALTY-FREE licensing agreements with SIX generic manufacturers to produce AND supply it.
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It’ll be pretty funny if Trump doesn’t even make it to May 2026.
July 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It’ll be pretty funny if Trump doesn’t even make it to May 2026.
man, wish he’d just fuckin cark it, ay
July 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
man, wish he’d just fuckin cark it, ay
Modern music is so full of remixes and samples that when Spotify served me up Orinoco Flow completely out of the blue this morning I spent a full minute waiting for the beat to drop or bbno$ to start rapping about getting his first handjob at Disneyland or something
July 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Modern music is so full of remixes and samples that when Spotify served me up Orinoco Flow completely out of the blue this morning I spent a full minute waiting for the beat to drop or bbno$ to start rapping about getting his first handjob at Disneyland or something
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I used to be on the lighting/AV crew at my high school and a friend of mine was on the “chair squad”, so we regularly got to hang out backstage during school assemblies. One of the little perks of the job.
June 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I used to be on the lighting/AV crew at my high school and a friend of mine was on the “chair squad”, so we regularly got to hang out backstage during school assemblies. One of the little perks of the job.
You haven’t seen hardcore driving into trees action like this since GTA IV.
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June 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You haven’t seen hardcore driving into trees action like this since GTA IV.
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time to just admit that aches are pains. the divide and conquer approach has failed
June 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
time to just admit that aches are pains. the divide and conquer approach has failed
My snoring has gotten so bad I’ve resorted to trying solutions offered to me by Instagram ads and between the mouth guard, nose filter and neck collar I can’t help but feel there’s a conspiracy by sleepless wives who just wish their husbands would suffocate to death in their sleep.
June 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My snoring has gotten so bad I’ve resorted to trying solutions offered to me by Instagram ads and between the mouth guard, nose filter and neck collar I can’t help but feel there’s a conspiracy by sleepless wives who just wish their husbands would suffocate to death in their sleep.
The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. For awhile there we rented the BBC series so regularly it would have been far cheaper to just buy it but going to the little video store in the village was part of the fun.
Years later, I discovered the books.
Sadly, I thought the 2005 movie was a travesty.
Years later, I discovered the books.
Sadly, I thought the 2005 movie was a travesty.
Okay you guys, what’s the best book, movie, or TV show your dad introduced you to
June 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. For awhile there we rented the BBC series so regularly it would have been far cheaper to just buy it but going to the little video store in the village was part of the fun.
Years later, I discovered the books.
Sadly, I thought the 2005 movie was a travesty.
Years later, I discovered the books.
Sadly, I thought the 2005 movie was a travesty.