kennyoco
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Jets and Devils fan. I can’t be helped
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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we put together a megathread of onion articles on one of americas favorite now dead war criminals, some real gems in here
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
we put together a megathread of onion articles on one of americas favorite now dead war criminals, some real gems in here
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Whenever she meows at my chair I stand up and say “show me” and every time she leads me to either:
- Her food dish, slightly low.
- Her brother, who she’d like removed.
- The front door, because it’s been fun but she’d like to head out now.
- Her food dish, slightly low.
- Her brother, who she’d like removed.
- The front door, because it’s been fun but she’d like to head out now.
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Whenever she meows at my chair I stand up and say “show me” and every time she leads me to either:
- Her food dish, slightly low.
- Her brother, who she’d like removed.
- The front door, because it’s been fun but she’d like to head out now.
- Her food dish, slightly low.
- Her brother, who she’d like removed.
- The front door, because it’s been fun but she’d like to head out now.
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Such sad news about Dick Cheney dying today instead of dying 30 years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Such sad news about Dick Cheney dying today instead of dying 30 years ago.
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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I think its completely fair if my cat eats me after i die, what concerns me is the fact that hes actively trying to make it happen by walking in front of me whenever i come out of the kitchen with hot food in my hands
October 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I think its completely fair if my cat eats me after i die, what concerns me is the fact that hes actively trying to make it happen by walking in front of me whenever i come out of the kitchen with hot food in my hands
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my idiot son on his concrete block with his favorite plastic fork.
October 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
my idiot son on his concrete block with his favorite plastic fork.
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So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real
September 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So considering he reposted that AI medbed thing last night there's a nonzero chance his own advisors have been showing him AI Fox News clips in the oval office and he thinks they're real
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forget optimization and fov gearbox gotta drag randy pitchfork into a pr training class
September 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
forget optimization and fov gearbox gotta drag randy pitchfork into a pr training class
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
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Yes, I think it's fair to say that "Blueskyism" is at least in part: "if you show up in someone's mentions being a dick, they will block you."
September 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yes, I think it's fair to say that "Blueskyism" is at least in part: "if you show up in someone's mentions being a dick, they will block you."
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Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.
Why Boomers Have More Money Than Everyone Else
New research shows a large and growing divergence in net worth between Americans over age 75 and those under 35.
www.bloomberg.com
August 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh, it's simple, the Boomers got their $10k college education and their $60k home then decided to pull up the ladders and rip up the roots of the American dream by putting in charge the worst people they could find, such as Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump.
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“Stingy mfs.” Man, I’m pushing 40. I got two kids and a 9-5. Going to the movies ain’t exactly a thing I can just do
Also movies are too expensive for what they are, and Marvels track record hasn’t exactly been “theater worthy” until recently if you know what I mean
Also movies are too expensive for what they are, and Marvels track record hasn’t exactly been “theater worthy” until recently if you know what I mean
August 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Stingy mfs.” Man, I’m pushing 40. I got two kids and a 9-5. Going to the movies ain’t exactly a thing I can just do
Also movies are too expensive for what they are, and Marvels track record hasn’t exactly been “theater worthy” until recently if you know what I mean
Also movies are too expensive for what they are, and Marvels track record hasn’t exactly been “theater worthy” until recently if you know what I mean
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
theonion.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
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I'm a fan of this idea, and would like to suggest that Musk really pour his effort and money into ME-Sen, NC-Sen, IA-Sen, TX-Sen, and if he has some left over, OH-Sen, and AK-Sen.
#Musk creating a new America Party to try and get controlling votes in Congress.
Think Elon is about to find out.
Think Elon is about to find out.
July 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm a fan of this idea, and would like to suggest that Musk really pour his effort and money into ME-Sen, NC-Sen, IA-Sen, TX-Sen, and if he has some left over, OH-Sen, and AK-Sen.
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elon musk has confirmed he’s going to start a new political party to contest the 2026 election and it could lead to the biggest blow out of the republican party ever witnessed and i am just hoping we get this it would be the funniest election in history
July 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
elon musk has confirmed he’s going to start a new political party to contest the 2026 election and it could lead to the biggest blow out of the republican party ever witnessed and i am just hoping we get this it would be the funniest election in history
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"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line
June 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line
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Just think about how much better off America would be if the people in it asked themselves, just once per day, "am I a dumb idiot?"
February 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just think about how much better off America would be if the people in it asked themselves, just once per day, "am I a dumb idiot?"
Vancouver collecting Pettersons like Thanos
🚨Trade
To #LetsGoPens
'25 1st (from #NYR, top 13 protected)
Desharnais, Yr 1/2 @ $2M
Heinen, Yr 1/2 @ $2.25M
Melvin Fernstrom, must sign by '28
To #Canucks
Marcus Pettersson, Yr 5/5 @ $4.025M
O'Connor, Yr 2/2 @ $925K
Net Cap Impact $700K
puckpedia.com/trade/923?67...
To #LetsGoPens
'25 1st (from #NYR, top 13 protected)
Desharnais, Yr 1/2 @ $2M
Heinen, Yr 1/2 @ $2.25M
Melvin Fernstrom, must sign by '28
To #Canucks
Marcus Pettersson, Yr 5/5 @ $4.025M
O'Connor, Yr 2/2 @ $925K
Net Cap Impact $700K
puckpedia.com/trade/923?67...
The Vancouver Canucks acquired Marcus Pettersson, and Drew O'Connor from the Pittsburgh Penguins for Danton Heinen, Vincent Desharnais, and a conditional 2025 1st round pick
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February 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Vancouver collecting Pettersons like Thanos
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Here’s to a very precedented and boring 2025.
(one can hope)
(one can hope)
January 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Here’s to a very precedented and boring 2025.
(one can hope)
(one can hope)
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I have seen so much "the New Jersey drones are just another sign that society is falling apart...it's the military...it's Iran...it's martial law" but I swear to christ it's probably some fucking YouTuber.
December 13, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I have seen so much "the New Jersey drones are just another sign that society is falling apart...it's the military...it's Iran...it's martial law" but I swear to christ it's probably some fucking YouTuber.
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Staring at Nico’s current stat line pleases my OCD. Very tidy
November 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Staring at Nico’s current stat line pleases my OCD. Very tidy