Kenan Perry
kenanperry.bsky.social
Kenan Perry
@kenanperry.bsky.social
Tour guide in San Francisco 🏳️‍🌈✡️🟣 Israeli-American and no happier about it than you are, he/him
"To avenge the murdered children we must murder thousands more children" vs "it's actually fine to murder children as long as someone else murdered even more children", nationalism is a disease
February 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
You are cozily nestled in a fuzzy blanket even though you, yourself, are fuzzy. Curious!
February 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The "dark triad" of psychological traits (autistic, gay, Jewish)
February 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
1. It would be bad if I were killed
2. Therefore any applicable argument for killing me, like "some members of your ethnicity/nationality have done bad things", is bad
3. If it's a bad argument for killing me then it must also be a bad argument for killing anyone else
February 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I recognize the "Gulf of America"
February 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Right wingers will really look at the horrible condition the hostages are in and conclude "this makes it all the more important to kill the remaining hostages instead of bringing them home"
February 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
For autistic white boys Kendrick performing at the Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Italian tourist asked me "where's the market where they throw the salmon?" bro Seattle
February 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The most galling thing is the people pretending that expelling Palestinians from Gaza would be an act of kindness or doing them some favor, can you at least own what you're actually doing
February 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The whole tariffs thing is just this youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA
Mr. Show - Blow Up the Moon
YouTube video by Laser Time
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February 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
No group of people in the world "has no culture" because that would mean that they don't eat food, wear clothes, speak a language, use objects, or have any interpersonal interactions or relationships. It's not a possible claim about anyone
February 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm joining the war on Canada on the side of Canada
Among the questions I'd never imagined asking, I can now add:

"How best can I help Canada and Mexico in the trade war?"
February 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Reposted by Kenan Perry
People will never stop making the mistake of assuming "it would be really stupid and crazy and bad if [x] happened, so therefore [x] won't happen"
February 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The median voter
February 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Leaving aside the fact that Chasten clearly isn't topping anyone, it's been less than two weeks since we stopped having a transportation secretary that gets fucked in the ass and planes are already falling out of the sky, so what does that tell you?
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Seizing control of the US government because people didn't think my posts were funny
January 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The idea that the "neighbor" in "love thy neighbor" refers literally to people that live physically near you instead of just being a stand-in for like "your fellow man" seems obviously wrong and profoundly stupid
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Going to be doing a lot of nervously glancing up at the sky
January 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We should have the same restraint in placing blame for and politicizing this plane crash as Republicans would have if it happened under a Democratic president
January 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
San Francisco I could never hate you
January 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This nation, under Goddess, shall have a new birth of wokeness, and government of the folx, by the folx, for the folx shall not perish from the earth
January 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Kenan Perry
Abuelita is always right
January 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I really dodged a bullet by having my birthday be one day before International Holocaust Day huh
January 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Cringe Reddit atheist opinion incoming but I think stuff like the Jeffries tweet should be socially unacceptable for elected officials to post or say. Like are all of his non-Christian constituents just supposed to go fuck themselves or what
January 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Jumping on the “hating the Chiefs” bandwagon because, while I don’t know or care much about football, I do love to hate things
January 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM