I'm joining the war on Mexico on the side of Mexico

I truly don't understand how after a year and a half they can still think that there's some level of violence that would free the hostages and for some reason Israel just hasn't pushed the button yet

"Ah but what if they WANT to leave??" Idk, what if, have you tried asking them instead of pre-emptively deciding for them

Tearing up the walls looking for the nonexistent levers of the Cathedral etc

Would be extremely funny if in the midterms they were like "ok now that USAID is gone we don't have to campaign" and get predictably rocked

It's Elon trying to do for the right what they think Soros does for the left

"Republicans say that government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it"

"Ah but the way in which those people do those things isn't different enough from the way other people do them for those people to deserve rights" who cares, get a life

Aristophanes has a bit where Right and Wrong are arguing about who you should follow and Wrong says "if you go with me you can fuck other guys' wives". Right says "but if the husband catches you he'll assfuck you" and Wrong replies "what's so bad about getting assfucked?" which wins the argument

Let's go pronunciamiento

Pan-fry 'em in schmaltz with some onions and garlic and [chef's kiss]

Reverse caning of Sumner