Kelsey Legg
@kelseychapstick.bsky.social
I write about shopping & style for a show you have definitely heard of, and I used to write about music you have probably not heard
Do I seem like a woman with bush? A friend sent me non-SKIMS merkin undies and I am now curious why
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Do I seem like a woman with bush? A friend sent me non-SKIMS merkin undies and I am now curious why
I stood up on the subway platform with my thousand bags to check when the M train is coming and some perfectly robust 30something dude snatched my seat right under my ass. It felt great to look him in the eye while I called him a son of a bitch though lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I stood up on the subway platform with my thousand bags to check when the M train is coming and some perfectly robust 30something dude snatched my seat right under my ass. It felt great to look him in the eye while I called him a son of a bitch though lol
That was incredible. I’m not even a Del Toro fangirl but I might become one now?? Good lord
The crop of hot monsters were getting this decade has been tremendous. If there’s one thing I want, it’s to be horny for a hot man over 6’3 who has been remade into something grotesque 😭 Anyway we’re watching Frankenstein
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That was incredible. I’m not even a Del Toro fangirl but I might become one now?? Good lord
The crop of hot monsters were getting this decade has been tremendous. If there’s one thing I want, it’s to be horny for a hot man over 6’3 who has been remade into something grotesque 😭 Anyway we’re watching Frankenstein
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The crop of hot monsters were getting this decade has been tremendous. If there’s one thing I want, it’s to be horny for a hot man over 6’3 who has been remade into something grotesque 😭 Anyway we’re watching Frankenstein
I have no idea what’s up with Canada. I know it’s up there, but it’s like someone erased it in my mind. Nary a clue what Canada’s about
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I have no idea what’s up with Canada. I know it’s up there, but it’s like someone erased it in my mind. Nary a clue what Canada’s about
This is routinely the only app I still get weird ass replies on. And had the nerve to recommend some extremely mid shit?? Feminist in bio but a nuisance to me
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is routinely the only app I still get weird ass replies on. And had the nerve to recommend some extremely mid shit?? Feminist in bio but a nuisance to me
I’m a simple woman, give me the heaviest 4 on the floor you’ve ever heard and a hissy little hi hat on the back half of the 1 and I will dance
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m a simple woman, give me the heaviest 4 on the floor you’ve ever heard and a hissy little hi hat on the back half of the 1 and I will dance
I just met Chris Noth in a bar and I swear to god I have never been more starstruck in my fucking life. MISTER FUCKING BIG LIKES MY TATTOOS??
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I just met Chris Noth in a bar and I swear to god I have never been more starstruck in my fucking life. MISTER FUCKING BIG LIKES MY TATTOOS??
I lightly teased a guy I’ve known for 30 years on Facebook for crashing out about an election in a city he’s never lived in and I think he might **** *******
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I lightly teased a guy I’ve known for 30 years on Facebook for crashing out about an election in a city he’s never lived in and I think he might **** *******
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many of the worst people in the world are having a Bad Time right now, and for that i am thankful
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
many of the worst people in the world are having a Bad Time right now, and for that i am thankful
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if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
Huddled by my door in Bushwick waiting for the Quran delivery and firing squads I was promised by my conservative in-laws
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Huddled by my door in Bushwick waiting for the Quran delivery and firing squads I was promised by my conservative in-laws
NEVER FUCKIN MIND, BAYBEEE
This time of year + the unending anxiety of working in media with 0 financial support from family and 0 savings is making me want to leave New York, buy a house in the ‘burbs with a big yard, and adopt about 500 shelter animals
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
NEVER FUCKIN MIND, BAYBEEE
This time of year + the unending anxiety of working in media with 0 financial support from family and 0 savings is making me want to leave New York, buy a house in the ‘burbs with a big yard, and adopt about 500 shelter animals
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This time of year + the unending anxiety of working in media with 0 financial support from family and 0 savings is making me want to leave New York, buy a house in the ‘burbs with a big yard, and adopt about 500 shelter animals
This is how I found out about Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is how I found out about Dick Cheney
I got a makeover by celebrity makeup artist Anthony Nguyen! Watch it in full here:
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Celebrity makeup artist gives tips for Morticia Addams-inspired Halloween makeover
YouTube video by Good Morning America
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October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I got a makeover by celebrity makeup artist Anthony Nguyen! Watch it in full here:
youtu.be/G6TnkuBm4a4?...
youtu.be/G6TnkuBm4a4?...
Before I left, a man in his late 50s who is a mutual of my very good longtime friend waited until that friend went to find water to start grabbing my ass before trying to shove his tongue down my throat, which I shut down LOUDLY and immediately. I’d just spent like 20 minutes going off about how
Went to a rave and made it four hours, not bad for a retired ‘head
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Before I left, a man in his late 50s who is a mutual of my very good longtime friend waited until that friend went to find water to start grabbing my ass before trying to shove his tongue down my throat, which I shut down LOUDLY and immediately. I’d just spent like 20 minutes going off about how
Went to a rave and made it four hours, not bad for a retired ‘head
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Went to a rave and made it four hours, not bad for a retired ‘head
I don’t really post outfits here anymore but I do think I maybe looked the cuntiest I ever have today
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don’t really post outfits here anymore but I do think I maybe looked the cuntiest I ever have today
I just got to look at and touch thee Mary Tyler Moore’s clothing…having a moment
October 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just got to look at and touch thee Mary Tyler Moore’s clothing…having a moment
The light in my open-air closet came on by itself at 3am this morning, and I turned it off just for it to come BACK on, which it did multiple times even after getting my husband involved. Which ghost is trying to talk to me
October 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The light in my open-air closet came on by itself at 3am this morning, and I turned it off just for it to come BACK on, which it did multiple times even after getting my husband involved. Which ghost is trying to talk to me
Watching “North by Northwest” and reading Cary Grant’s Wikipedia. This man was fine as hell and a WHOOORE. Not to be toxic but it can be so sexy when a man is completely ran through, divorced multiple times, tanned to leathery perfection, and a chain-smoking (alleged) bisexual 😮💨
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Watching “North by Northwest” and reading Cary Grant’s Wikipedia. This man was fine as hell and a WHOOORE. Not to be toxic but it can be so sexy when a man is completely ran through, divorced multiple times, tanned to leathery perfection, and a chain-smoking (alleged) bisexual 😮💨
Didn’t think I had the juice for a Halloween party this year but I got 8 RSVPs in 42 seconds so I guess I better get my ass in gear
October 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Didn’t think I had the juice for a Halloween party this year but I got 8 RSVPs in 42 seconds so I guess I better get my ass in gear
Crying while listening to country music because I love being alive and also my dogs are so cute and I had four drinks
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Crying while listening to country music because I love being alive and also my dogs are so cute and I had four drinks
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look at my friend’s cool apartment!!!!
October 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
look at my friend’s cool apartment!!!!