Kelsey Legg
@kelseychapstick.bsky.social
I write about shopping & style for a show you have definitely heard of, and I used to write about music you have probably not heard
This is routinely the only app I still get weird ass replies on. And had the nerve to recommend some extremely mid shit?? Feminist in bio but a nuisance to me
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is routinely the only app I still get weird ass replies on. And had the nerve to recommend some extremely mid shit?? Feminist in bio but a nuisance to me
I don’t really post outfits here anymore but I do think I maybe looked the cuntiest I ever have today
October 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don’t really post outfits here anymore but I do think I maybe looked the cuntiest I ever have today
Watching “North by Northwest” and reading Cary Grant’s Wikipedia. This man was fine as hell and a WHOOORE. Not to be toxic but it can be so sexy when a man is completely ran through, divorced multiple times, tanned to leathery perfection, and a chain-smoking (alleged) bisexual 😮💨
October 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Watching “North by Northwest” and reading Cary Grant’s Wikipedia. This man was fine as hell and a WHOOORE. Not to be toxic but it can be so sexy when a man is completely ran through, divorced multiple times, tanned to leathery perfection, and a chain-smoking (alleged) bisexual 😮💨
And I’ll be alright, as long as there’s light from a neon moon
October 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And I’ll be alright, as long as there’s light from a neon moon
I spent 14 hours cleaning, decorating, and filming for [redacted] yesterday…this better be cool
September 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I spent 14 hours cleaning, decorating, and filming for [redacted] yesterday…this better be cool
These dogs will never be lonely, they’re like the world’s dumbest barnacles
July 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
These dogs will never be lonely, they’re like the world’s dumbest barnacles
I just think she could finally live up to her true slut potential
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I just think she could finally live up to her true slut potential
Haven’t posted outfit pictures here in forever but these are too low quality for Instagram so welcome to my current summer style which is “attempting to survive a heat wave outside with a 60 degree office” also my hair is getting long again bc I stopped dyeing it in September
July 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Haven’t posted outfit pictures here in forever but these are too low quality for Instagram so welcome to my current summer style which is “attempting to survive a heat wave outside with a 60 degree office” also my hair is getting long again bc I stopped dyeing it in September
Wish so badly I could call my dad and tell him about seeing my first NASCAR race yesterday, one of the most fun days of my life
June 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Wish so badly I could call my dad and tell him about seeing my first NASCAR race yesterday, one of the most fun days of my life
POV it’s 4am at my house party and I’m about to educate you on why Rob Zombie is the poet laureate and supreme sex symbol of his generation
June 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
POV it’s 4am at my house party and I’m about to educate you on why Rob Zombie is the poet laureate and supreme sex symbol of his generation
Girls (me) only want one thing and it’s Goran Visnjic on ER occasionally beating the shit out of men who commit violence against the woman he loves
June 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Girls (me) only want one thing and it’s Goran Visnjic on ER occasionally beating the shit out of men who commit violence against the woman he loves
Hello from the Hamptons 🌞
June 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hello from the Hamptons 🌞
Nostalgic for the summer of 2012 and thinking about how we fell off as an online society when the uncurated hipstamatic leg shot for a static, one pic IG post went out of vogue. You used to be able to rack up 112 likes on a baby like this! Bring her back 👏🏻
May 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Nostalgic for the summer of 2012 and thinking about how we fell off as an online society when the uncurated hipstamatic leg shot for a static, one pic IG post went out of vogue. You used to be able to rack up 112 likes on a baby like this! Bring her back 👏🏻
Who is gonna tell my aunt Becky that Facebook status updates aren’t always in order so it took some panicked scrolling for me to figure out she got a hummingbird feeder with a camera
May 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Who is gonna tell my aunt Becky that Facebook status updates aren’t always in order so it took some panicked scrolling for me to figure out she got a hummingbird feeder with a camera
Actually she blocked me but I’m hooting, computer is it woke to be a freak to women with luscious supernaturals??
May 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Actually she blocked me but I’m hooting, computer is it woke to be a freak to women with luscious supernaturals??
Anyway now that I have called you all fugly sluts with no riffs, enjoy an outfit category which is: what I wore to the gen z concert last night in the rain
May 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Anyway now that I have called you all fugly sluts with no riffs, enjoy an outfit category which is: what I wore to the gen z concert last night in the rain
I will be Val Kilmer posting for a long time, so you guys also get this photo of my favorite tattoo here. It’s inspired by a deleted scene in Batman Forever involving an animatronic bat and I got it on Valentine’s Day 🥲
April 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I will be Val Kilmer posting for a long time, so you guys also get this photo of my favorite tattoo here. It’s inspired by a deleted scene in Batman Forever involving an animatronic bat and I got it on Valentine’s Day 🥲
Anyway here’s what I’ve worn in Dallas so far:
April 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Anyway here’s what I’ve worn in Dallas so far:
Literally, good morning from the lightbox
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Literally, good morning from the lightbox
46 minutes left to wish the mayor of Bluesky and one of my favorite people @themountaingoats.bsky.social the best birthday yet!!!
March 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
46 minutes left to wish the mayor of Bluesky and one of my favorite people @themountaingoats.bsky.social the best birthday yet!!!
Sneak preview: we went to Jersey to get this enormous postmodern couch FOR FREE and dragged it up the stairs today. No electricity yet and we hadn’t put the cushions on, but you get the vibe ✨
March 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sneak preview: we went to Jersey to get this enormous postmodern couch FOR FREE and dragged it up the stairs today. No electricity yet and we hadn’t put the cushions on, but you get the vibe ✨
I am dying to have time to write for myself again, breathe, go to the gym, cook my own meals, the works. Moving is exhausting, especially when you have as much stuff as we do, and when I’m finally settled into this gorgeous new loft next week I WILL feel human again, mark my words.
March 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I am dying to have time to write for myself again, breathe, go to the gym, cook my own meals, the works. Moving is exhausting, especially when you have as much stuff as we do, and when I’m finally settled into this gorgeous new loft next week I WILL feel human again, mark my words.
Haven’t taken ‘fit picts much bc we are living out of boxes & our new office is enormous so I can’t sneak in the dressing rooms as easily 😭 But my current fashion obsession is this pair of 2003/4ish? Levi’s I thrifted that are the exact ones I wore the f out in high school. I ♥️ secondhand stores.
February 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Haven’t taken ‘fit picts much bc we are living out of boxes & our new office is enormous so I can’t sneak in the dressing rooms as easily 😭 But my current fashion obsession is this pair of 2003/4ish? Levi’s I thrifted that are the exact ones I wore the f out in high school. I ♥️ secondhand stores.
I also went to the 15yr anni dinner for Patricia Nash and she is a HOOT. Her handbags are really beautiful specially tooled leather, and her personality is pure southern woman I would die in battle for. I LOVE her. She asked if I still had that incredible gallery wall from our zoom interview 😭
February 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I also went to the 15yr anni dinner for Patricia Nash and she is a HOOT. Her handbags are really beautiful specially tooled leather, and her personality is pure southern woman I would die in battle for. I LOVE her. She asked if I still had that incredible gallery wall from our zoom interview 😭
Tuesday feels deep in fashion week so category today is “they let the goth girl work at good morning America?? Okay”
February 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Tuesday feels deep in fashion week so category today is “they let the goth girl work at good morning America?? Okay”