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· Oct 25
We Should All Know Less About Each Other
And that includes reality TV stars.
open.substack.com
I have a weekly newsletter where I share incisive Bravo takes such as these to aid readers in their efforts to pretend to do work on Fridays. Usually it's short and sweet, but this week I had A Lot of Opinions: open.substack.com/pub/dontbeun...
tragic news for the brandy slush community
The iconic, slush-filled tubes of orange juice concentrate, which have been around for 80 years, are being discontinued, the Coca-Cola Company says.
Minute Maid discontinues frozen juice concentrate after 80 years
The process to make juice concentrate was invented by the research team C.D. Atkins, Edwin Moore and Louis MacDowell in the 1940s.
nbcnews.to
February 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
tragic news for the brandy slush community
“They just hustled Yam Yam out of there like Mike Pence on January 6.”
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
“They just hustled Yam Yam out of there like Mike Pence on January 6.”
The Testament of Ann Lee did not get nominated for any Oscars but it did get my best friend to spend the last several days talking about how she’s going to become a Shaker and nobody is sure if she’s doing a bit or not
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The Testament of Ann Lee did not get nominated for any Oscars but it did get my best friend to spend the last several days talking about how she’s going to become a Shaker and nobody is sure if she’s doing a bit or not
My new PCP has an interest in crossword puzzles listed in her website bio and she is not even a little bit prepared for how I'm going to waltz into my physical and stunt on her NYT times
January 22, 2026 at 5:38 PM
My new PCP has an interest in crossword puzzles listed in her website bio and she is not even a little bit prepared for how I'm going to waltz into my physical and stunt on her NYT times
You won't catch me posting a carousel of pictures from the year I took my doctoral exams
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
You won't catch me posting a carousel of pictures from the year I took my doctoral exams
Turns out I’m a hater first and a Packers fan second
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Turns out I’m a hater first and a Packers fan second
Unironically believe these snoozy red carpet choices to be a recession indicator
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Unironically believe these snoozy red carpet choices to be a recession indicator
Grocery aisles hate to see every right-wing man who posted the words “situational awareness” this week coming
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Grocery aisles hate to see every right-wing man who posted the words “situational awareness” this week coming
Favorite books of 2025
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Favorite books of 2025
Cause of death: the Packers fielding onside kicks
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Cause of death: the Packers fielding onside kicks
Dr. Simone needs to run away and join the Top of the Lake shipping container cult imho
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Dr. Simone needs to run away and join the Top of the Lake shipping container cult imho
I generally respect the accuracy of this program but as someone who grew up watching my ER doctor godmother point to motorcyclists without helmets and yell "organ donor!" I am distressed by this
HBO Max just released the first scene of ‘The Pitt’ season two, and it’s mostly Noah Wyle zooming along on a midlife-crisis motorcycle without a helmet. Nice ride, Dr. Robby.
Check Out Dr. Robby’s Hog
HBO Max just released the first scene of ‘The Pitt’ season two, and it’s mostly Noah Wyle zooming along on a midlife-crisis motorcycle without a helmet. Nice ride, Dr. Robby.
www.vulture.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I generally respect the accuracy of this program but as someone who grew up watching my ER doctor godmother point to motorcyclists without helmets and yell "organ donor!" I am distressed by this
Are they giving NFL players sideline churus now
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Are they giving NFL players sideline churus now
In the span of fifteen minutes last night this dog:
- barfed
- lunged at and bit the vacuum cleaner
- pooped
- wolfed down a whole bowl of food
- barfed
- lunged at and bit the vacuum cleaner
- pooped
- wolfed down a whole bowl of food
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
In the span of fifteen minutes last night this dog:
- barfed
- lunged at and bit the vacuum cleaner
- pooped
- wolfed down a whole bowl of food
- barfed
- lunged at and bit the vacuum cleaner
- pooped
- wolfed down a whole bowl of food
When is this man going to learn there is nothing he can do or say that will make him not from Hayward
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When is this man going to learn there is nothing he can do or say that will make him not from Hayward
We watched one episode of Real Housewives of Melbourne last night and I am already obsessed with the vast gulf between Gina's aesthetic and Gina's personality. She's like the Barbie dreamhouse/goth house neighbors meme contained within a single body.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We watched one episode of Real Housewives of Melbourne last night and I am already obsessed with the vast gulf between Gina's aesthetic and Gina's personality. She's like the Barbie dreamhouse/goth house neighbors meme contained within a single body.
Some personal news: my dog just growled herself awake from a nap
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Some personal news: my dog just growled herself awake from a nap
Okay FINE maybe I do want to know more about these people
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Okay FINE maybe I do want to know more about these people
If your editor asks you to suffer through an entire book of that prose to report the gory details back to the rest of us, please demand combat pay
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If your editor asks you to suffer through an entire book of that prose to report the gory details back to the rest of us, please demand combat pay
I know everyone thinks their Trader Joe’s has the worst parking but the Madison garage is the only place I’ve ever experienced parking stress as a Honda Fit owner
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I know everyone thinks their Trader Joe’s has the worst parking but the Madison garage is the only place I’ve ever experienced parking stress as a Honda Fit owner
Have you considered 1) having friends outside of your job and also 2) the fact that many people’s love of beauty is not compatible with other people’s ideas of what items are okay to put in a communal microwave
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Have you considered 1) having friends outside of your job and also 2) the fact that many people’s love of beauty is not compatible with other people’s ideas of what items are okay to put in a communal microwave
Pop Culture Jeopardy being a team sport is the bane of my existence
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Pop Culture Jeopardy being a team sport is the bane of my existence
Academy Award winner Mikey Madison... Celia Imrie breakout star of Celebrity Traitors UK... why have you not binged Better Things yet?
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Academy Award winner Mikey Madison... Celia Imrie breakout star of Celebrity Traitors UK... why have you not binged Better Things yet?