Kellen Murack
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Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
I want to see a Kendrick/Drake-level beef in the a cappella world.
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I want to see a Kendrick/Drake-level beef in the a cappella world.
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
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Trump just threatened to sue ABC again for allowing Jimmy Kimmel back on the air, which is SUPER weird, because all of these Republicans said that the decision to pull Kimmel’s show was a “business decision.”
September 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Trump just threatened to sue ABC again for allowing Jimmy Kimmel back on the air, which is SUPER weird, because all of these Republicans said that the decision to pull Kimmel’s show was a “business decision.”
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
“….reportedly wrapped filming…….still writing the script.”
Oh yeah, I get it. I tend to wipe my ass before taking my pants off.
Oh yeah, I get it. I tend to wipe my ass before taking my pants off.
Many cast members for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ have reportedly wrapped filming.
They will return for the reshoots, as Marvel Studios is still writing the script.
(via Daniel RPK | t.co/1hqhiBEGVF)
They will return for the reshoots, as Marvel Studios is still writing the script.
(via Daniel RPK | t.co/1hqhiBEGVF)
August 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“….reportedly wrapped filming…….still writing the script.”
Oh yeah, I get it. I tend to wipe my ass before taking my pants off.
Oh yeah, I get it. I tend to wipe my ass before taking my pants off.
Bang bang
🎉 I just finished a Reely!
🎬 Avengers: Infinity War (2018) → Endgame (2009)
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🎬 Avengers: Infinity War (2018) → Endgame (2009)
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July 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Bang bang
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🎬 Avengers: Infinity War (2018) → Endgame (2009)
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🎬 Avengers: Infinity War (2018) → Endgame (2009)
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🎬 The Godfather (1972) → Eastern Promises (2007)
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🎬 The Godfather (1972) → Eastern Promises (2007)
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July 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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My friend Ernesto conducted this interview, and it’s phenomenal.
Ari Aster tells us why he wrote ‘EDDINGTON’ as a modern Western.
“We are kind of standing at the edge of a new frontier... I started writing this during the summer of 2020, and I felt something in the air that I hadn’t felt before. Everything had reached a boiling point.”
“We are kind of standing at the edge of a new frontier... I started writing this during the summer of 2020, and I felt something in the air that I hadn’t felt before. Everything had reached a boiling point.”
July 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My friend Ernesto conducted this interview, and it’s phenomenal.
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🎬 Eddington (2025) → Paddington (2014)
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🎬 Eddington (2025) → Paddington (2014)
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July 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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🎬 Shazam! (2019) → Spider-Man (2002)
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🎬 Shazam! (2019) → Spider-Man (2002)
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July 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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🎬 Mission: Impossible (1996) → Salt (2010)
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🎬 Mission: Impossible (1996) → Salt (2010)
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July 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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🎬 Mission: Impossible (1996) → Salt (2010)
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🎬 Mission: Impossible (1996) → Salt (2010)
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🎬 Superman (2025) → Wonder Woman (2017)
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🎬 Superman (2025) → Wonder Woman (2017)
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July 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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FOLLOW UP AND ASK IF HE MADE THE DECISION! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!
Reporter: "you weren’t sure who halted munitions to Ukraine. Have you been able to figured that out?
Trump: "I haven't thought about it."
Reporter: "What does it say that such a big decision was made without you knowing?"
Trump: "I would know. I'd be the first to know. I'd give the order"
Trump: "I haven't thought about it."
Reporter: "What does it say that such a big decision was made without you knowing?"
Trump: "I would know. I'd be the first to know. I'd give the order"
July 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
FOLLOW UP AND ASK IF HE MADE THE DECISION! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!
This had better be an episode of “The Studio” next season.
Kathleen Kennedy is lobbying for Bob Iger to receive an honorary Oscar.
Some members of the Academy are “curious about Kennedy’s motives.”
(via variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
Some members of the Academy are “curious about Kennedy’s motives.”
(via variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
June 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This had better be an episode of “The Studio” next season.
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June 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
June 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
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I've been thinking about this picture a lot lately, and it’s, sadly, very comforting.
May 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I've been thinking about this picture a lot lately, and it’s, sadly, very comforting.