Kellen Becoats
@kellenbecoats.bsky.social
Googling for The Ringer. Probably complaining about sports, culture or climate
Safia Middleton-Patel having a 'mare😵💫
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Safia Middleton-Patel having a 'mare😵💫
That person who the Gotham admin blocked for shit talking Stengel died for this
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
That person who the Gotham admin blocked for shit talking Stengel died for this
Wife sent me a voice message after not seeing each other for a week and I started tearing up. I’m really washed
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wife sent me a voice message after not seeing each other for a week and I started tearing up. I’m really washed
Well this Sunday USWNT rematch just got a lot more interesting
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Well this Sunday USWNT rematch just got a lot more interesting
Saw City advertising their own meme coin on their video board and whispered to myself “Game’s gone”
October 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Saw City advertising their own meme coin on their video board and whispered to myself “Game’s gone”
Satou is on one
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Satou is on one
Appreciate Dortmund-Juve making up for the snore fest that was Arsenal-Bilbao
September 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Appreciate Dortmund-Juve making up for the snore fest that was Arsenal-Bilbao
Welcome to the WSL, London City
a woman wearing a red emirates fly better shirt
ALT: a woman wearing a red emirates fly better shirt
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Welcome to the WSL, London City
Amorim hiding in that dugout like he knows his future depends on this
August 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amorim hiding in that dugout like he knows his future depends on this
We're giving away handball penalties when the ball takes a nasty deflection and you're actively trying to tuck your arm?! Game's gone
August 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We're giving away handball penalties when the ball takes a nasty deflection and you're actively trying to tuck your arm?! Game's gone
Folks gotta stop challenging Phee at the rim. It’ll never end well for you
July 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Folks gotta stop challenging Phee at the rim. It’ll never end well for you
Aitana, that’s insane
a soccer game between esp and fra is being played
ALT: a soccer game between esp and fra is being played
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Aitana, that’s insane
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It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
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One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.
June 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Few better players to watch get hit than Kelsey Mitchell
June 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Few better players to watch get hit than Kelsey Mitchell
Paige’s middy is automatic
June 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Paige’s middy is automatic
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Just sack the fucker off and cleanse your club of such a vile stain
June 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Just sack the fucker off and cleanse your club of such a vile stain
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Last year, the final of four hydroelectric dams on the Klamath River were removed in the largest project of its kind in US history. The river that straddles the California-Oregon border has since been reborn.
Klamath River reborn: A journey through America’s largest dam removal project
Less than a year later, life has blossomed along its banks.
www.motherjones.com
June 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Last year, the final of four hydroelectric dams on the Klamath River were removed in the largest project of its kind in US history. The river that straddles the California-Oregon border has since been reborn.
Listening to two white women complain about men in a Brooklyn coffee shop makes me feel like I’m in a Dakota Johnson movie
June 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Listening to two white women complain about men in a Brooklyn coffee shop makes me feel like I’m in a Dakota Johnson movie
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New Feature: On why Alex Caruso should be considered one of—if not the—most disruptive, versatile, all-around plus defenders of his generation.
“He’s got an aura to him defensively. It’s like, ‘Hey, we’re going to be fine because we’ve got Alex out there’”
www.theringer.com/2025/06/11/n...
“He’s got an aura to him defensively. It’s like, ‘Hey, we’re going to be fine because we’ve got Alex out there’”
www.theringer.com/2025/06/11/n...
The Answer to Every Question Is Alex Caruso
He’s the NBA’s most turbulent and versatile defender—and he just might be the best, too. From Joker to Ant to the Pacers, there’s no opponent the Thunder’s do-it-all sixth man can’t solve.
www.theringer.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
New Feature: On why Alex Caruso should be considered one of—if not the—most disruptive, versatile, all-around plus defenders of his generation.
“He’s got an aura to him defensively. It’s like, ‘Hey, we’re going to be fine because we’ve got Alex out there’”
www.theringer.com/2025/06/11/n...
“He’s got an aura to him defensively. It’s like, ‘Hey, we’re going to be fine because we’ve got Alex out there’”
www.theringer.com/2025/06/11/n...
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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Extremely attacked by this headline www.vox.com/culture/4150...
The midlife crisis is coming for millennials lol
How millennials are freaking out about being halfway to death, when everyone’s broke and already in therapy.
www.vox.com
June 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Extremely attacked by this headline www.vox.com/culture/4150...
Like a month ago Boisson was going viral for being called smelly on court and now she just took out the No. 3 seed in the 4th round of her home Major
June 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Like a month ago Boisson was going viral for being called smelly on court and now she just took out the No. 3 seed in the 4th round of her home Major
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The modern condition of waking up to horrible news from all over the world and just having to shove that all back down and get on with your silly little job 😞
June 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The modern condition of waking up to horrible news from all over the world and just having to shove that all back down and get on with your silly little job 😞