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keli5.bsky.social
keli5
@keli5.bsky.social
she/they
software engineer

https://keli5.github.io/
girl chest (pillow)
December 20, 2023 at 11:43 AM
girl kissing
November 4, 2023 at 10:48 AM
vr is headphones for your eyes
September 22, 2023 at 11:59 AM
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reskeet if u want a gorgeous woman to shove you face first into a mattress and pound you mercilessly while telling you to get pregnant or if you think America deserved 9/11
August 10, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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why are you As A Man not catching those rats with your bare hands? what has civilization done to us? maybe Ted was right
August 5, 2023 at 1:39 PM
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If you have a crush on me, let me know, as the only sense of self worth I have comes from knowing other people want me around even if I can't understand why they do
August 3, 2023 at 3:36 PM
i haven't had hummus in years
August 3, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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a mind wracked by Certainty the delusions of the Unwell we should all embrace humility
August 3, 2023 at 9:02 PM
August 2, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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in retrospect perhaps the Gay was the Weed we smoked along the way
July 29, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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i cant believe 802.11 is a whole 793 versions later....
July 29, 2023 at 6:12 AM
oh yeah a few people followed me here so i have a blog that i will occasionally post on: https://keli5.github.io/writings/index.html
keli5.github.io
July 29, 2023 at 6:13 AM
girl SHUT UP!!
July 29, 2023 at 6:09 AM
as someone who used linux for a while i absolutely agree with this
Linux users are massively out of touch with how little the average person knows about computers and how to use them
i dare u to get out of my life and shut up
July 27, 2023 at 8:04 PM
until we get @Iinux from twitter (capital i, lowercase i, nux) there's no point
July 27, 2023 at 7:33 PM
this is where i peaked
July 26, 2023 at 11:09 PM
they're hunting me
July 26, 2023 at 12:53 PM
rawr
July 25, 2023 at 7:52 PM
im graining
July 25, 2023 at 8:23 AM
it feels like tweeter but chunkier
July 25, 2023 at 7:27 AM
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Leaning into saying “ok” when people say stuff
July 25, 2023 at 5:30 AM
July 25, 2023 at 5:25 AM
i'm really loving having a Following page that's actually just the people i'm following and doesn't intersperse The Algorithm's choices for me
July 25, 2023 at 5:05 AM
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Hey dude. Thanks for the reply. You are extremely off putting
July 8, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:

1) Any live cell with two or three live neighbours survives.
2) Any dead cell with three live neighbours becomes a live cell.
3) All other live cells die in the next generation. Similarly, all other dead cells stay dead.
welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:

1) park that car
2) drop that phone
3) sleep on the floor
4) dream about me
welcome to bluesky. we have rules

1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

and if you're under him, you aint getting over him
July 24, 2023 at 6:22 PM