Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

Psssssst.

Happy #CyberMonday

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Code expires at 11:59pm EST today!

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Gotta love flying and getting delayed not due to the weather but because they can’t find a crew. C’mon delta….

Hi there!

Central Florida Sounds of Freedom (CFSOF) is an LGBTQ+ and Ally Community Band and Color Guard from Orlando, FL. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

We are still getting set up here but you can find out more at our website.

www.cfsof.com

Bluesky tip! If you manage multiple accounts there’s a shortcut to toggle between.

Hold down your icon on the bottom right of mobile screen for a list of all the accounts you’re logged into!

Is anyone else going to be sad when pumpkin spice stops being available for coffee? Just me? OK.

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