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Kyrie (Keerah The Space Mercenary)
@keerahsm.bsky.social
26 | She/Her🏳️‍⚧️ | Autistic | Smash bros Swordfighter cringelord | SGF PR #10 Summer of ‘23 | Not afraid to speak my mind | Taken~💙
My girlfriend is “Babe” and will continue to be that way. The second she turns into “Baby” I’m dropping her off at the orphanage.
April 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
GF and I unironically tapping our burritos together on the “Oooooh” beat of I’m a Believer by Smash Mouth after raving about how I trained her on a reward system in twenty minutes.

@funniename.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
March 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Moon moment. Can anyone explain this phenomenon?
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Magic 8 Ball but you have two d8s instead of one d20

1st d8:

By the gods
Perhaps a quest
A fool’s errand
In the stars
With a flourish
Not in this realm
Fate’s whisper
Rock and Stone

2nd d8:

Not today
In dreams
When gnomes fly
So it be
Seek the runes
In another realm
Fates decree
If stars align
February 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I too, have failed to clearly not fact check myself before posting some smart-ass remark.

Just a PSA
February 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I fixed my mentality towards matchmaking queues thanks to @funniename.bsky.social while I was fuming at kids & single guys being goobers in Marvel Rivals

Smash 4 Had it right:
Play for Fun, or for Glory.

I need to treat every single two-way queue system the same from now on and it fixes everything
February 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why did this call out both @funniename.bsky.social and I so friggan hard.
February 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Do gay Red Pandas count?
Smooch a gay dog today!
February 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Day one of being 27…
January 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Finally waited long enough... today is @keerahsm.bsky.social's birthday and for the last few weeks ive been working on her gift

I bought a Wii Les Paul on eBay, bought a revival kit from RCM to completely swap the internals and then painted the guitar to be themed off her sona

End product is great
January 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As a beginner Rock Band 4 Guitarist, I’m both equally parts proud, and incredibly pissed 🙂‍↔️

Peek Best Drummer Girl new PB also.
January 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Finally, it's my 1,000 Follower Giveaway!

To Enter:
-Follow
-RT

To win:
-All Patreon songs
-Bandcamp Codes for every album
-1 Custom Art Piece

I'll pick a winner on the 25th of January!
January 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hey Yu-Gi-Oh! Players:

Does this card have any value? Cause Best Drummer Girl and I are using it for our weed 😜
January 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We got Klondike Bar’d

If you know, you know.

Dude who rear-ended me was driving a 2024 model vehicle and I just got my car in June.

Like shiiiiiit, both our brand new cars got hit.
When uhhh- ummm...

Anyways i got in a car crash and I'm mostly fine~

How we doing?
January 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Best Drummer Girl and I discovered that breakneck speed on Rock Band 4 unironically makes tracks easier.

Even if the track moves faster, the note timing is the same. Therefore it has less notes on the screen. It’s less overwhelming for the ADHD and spaces out fast notes making easier to read.
January 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When you convert your Rock Band girlfriend into a furry and she does this after getting home from her first con (Midwest Fur Fest)
January 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When you buy your girlfriend a drum throne for Rock Band 4 and she doesn’t miss a note ever again.

(She’s played two songs, which were sight reads meaning she played the whole song for the first time not missing a single note since the purchase)

(Mind you also, not warmed up. 1st song of the day!)
January 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My babies being babies:
December 29, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Kitties, on day 3, are already getting along pretty well for cat terms:
December 29, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Anyways, here’s my new goober Nimbus. You know? Like, the cloud… haha, hah. Anyways he’s adorable and I wanted to share him with you:
December 29, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I changed my mind. I do *NOT* want a baby any more. At least, for now:
December 29, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Now that we are headed home, I'm going to upload ALL my great times to a massive fucking thread

I refuse to apologize for what comes
December 9, 2024 at 2:46 PM