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Kari/Hairy Poodini
@kazoodelee.bsky.social
🦀Baltimore-based drag menace
🧶Chaotic artist
🍕Will top for vegan pizza
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Since I just had a whole bunch of dragsters follow me:

I’m Hairy Poodini (Harold if you’re nasty)! I love a prop (or several), an unhinged mix, and to make my friends laugh. The future is queer and creativity and I can’t wait to see new dragsters perform across the country!
Being perceived by queer people on the train >>>>>>>
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
‘bout to get haunted up in this bitch
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Okay I’m ready to go home
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
5 years, 5 moves, and 2 cats later, I couldn’t be happier creating this life together with you @lyrafromthedesert.bsky.social 😘💚 Deciding to marry you was one of the best choices, and I’m looking forward to many many more years being silly and creative together.
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I just whispered “hubba hubba” to myself at the sight of pretty built-ins on Zillow… is this what getting older is like?
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The one bad thing about drinking caffeine in the morning before my AM BM is that the AM BM can then strike at any time… every public transit fart is a roll of the dice until I find a bathroom
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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no generative ai i want degenerative art
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I can always tell when I’m too hungry by the insatiable urge to shoulder check annoying people on the street
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Being an adult means you can have chocolate milk while you walk home from the grocery store
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Playing Bob’s Burgers in the background while I write my paper to keep my ADHD happy
October 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I really hate being the person to tell people to get off their phone during a theatre show (as evidenced by the way my heart feels like it’s gonna burst outta my chest after I do) but I hate being distracted more.
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

I was worried I was a lesbian at 16/17, I discovered I was pansexual at 20, came out as nonbinary at 31/32, have accepted the labels pansexual, lesbian, sapphic, and gay at 33.

I’m 34, nearly 35 now.
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

I came out as pansexual at 27, nonbinary at 29, and started hormones and came out as a woman at 32, lesbian at 33.

I'm 34 now
Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

I first came out as trans at 22, then detransitioned within a year. I came out to a few people as nonbinary at 26 as kind of a compromise with myself; I finally came out as a trans woman a second time at 34.

I'm 38 now.
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Janelle Monáe graces the cover of Paper Magazine.

📸: Pol Kurucz
October 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Y’all got any of that daylight? 🥲😭
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This new haircut is turning me into a (bigger) menace of society
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It’s taking everything in me not to shout “OMG OTHER PEOPLE EXIST?!” sarcastically to people who stop walking and don’t step to the side in the middle of a busy sidewalk…
October 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I miss my beautiful wife and my two dumb babies.
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Everyone ought to have a smokin’ hot raver wife but not everyone *deserves* a smokin’ hot raver wife
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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friendly reminder you should not have a “favorite politician”
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Vegan almond croissant. My country for a vegan almond croissant.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM