Kelsey Faletra
@kayjayfaletra.bsky.social
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I don’t know what I’m doing, but I know that I’m doing it ✨really well✨.
👨🏻👩🏻👦🏻👧🏻🐶🐶🐱
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I know that I’m doing it ✨really well✨.
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The 2025 AP English Language and Composition Exam scores:
5: 13%; 4: 28%; 3: 33%; 2: 16%: 1: 10%
5: 13%; 4: 28%; 3: 33%; 2: 16%: 1: 10%
July 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The 2025 AP English Language and Composition Exam scores:
5: 13%; 4: 28%; 3: 33%; 2: 16%: 1: 10%
5: 13%; 4: 28%; 3: 33%; 2: 16%: 1: 10%
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VP Vance has cast the deciding vote in the Senate to cut Medicaid, take away food assistance, blow up the deficit, and add tax breaks for the wealthiest.
This bill is unpopular because it is wrong.
Congress votes this week, but it’s our voices - and our votes - that will have the final say.
This bill is unpopular because it is wrong.
Congress votes this week, but it’s our voices - and our votes - that will have the final say.
July 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
VP Vance has cast the deciding vote in the Senate to cut Medicaid, take away food assistance, blow up the deficit, and add tax breaks for the wealthiest.
This bill is unpopular because it is wrong.
Congress votes this week, but it’s our voices - and our votes - that will have the final say.
This bill is unpopular because it is wrong.
Congress votes this week, but it’s our voices - and our votes - that will have the final say.
Bestie, these March-in-Colorado headaches are next-level and no, vodka cranberry I’m drinking isn’t helping but I will not be taking feedback at this time
March 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Bestie, these March-in-Colorado headaches are next-level and no, vodka cranberry I’m drinking isn’t helping but I will not be taking feedback at this time
how your email finds me
February 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
how your email finds me
T: paci?
Me: it’s in your mouth
T: no! pink paci
Me: oh. you threw it, here
T: thanks *switches pacis 3 times*
T: JUICE please
Me: *hands her juice*
T: other juice! *grabs 2nd cup, takes drink from each*
T: lay down, hold this *hands me cups, falls asleep picking nose*
What the hell are 2 year olds
Me: it’s in your mouth
T: no! pink paci
Me: oh. you threw it, here
T: thanks *switches pacis 3 times*
T: JUICE please
Me: *hands her juice*
T: other juice! *grabs 2nd cup, takes drink from each*
T: lay down, hold this *hands me cups, falls asleep picking nose*
What the hell are 2 year olds
February 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
T: paci?
Me: it’s in your mouth
T: no! pink paci
Me: oh. you threw it, here
T: thanks *switches pacis 3 times*
T: JUICE please
Me: *hands her juice*
T: other juice! *grabs 2nd cup, takes drink from each*
T: lay down, hold this *hands me cups, falls asleep picking nose*
What the hell are 2 year olds
Me: it’s in your mouth
T: no! pink paci
Me: oh. you threw it, here
T: thanks *switches pacis 3 times*
T: JUICE please
Me: *hands her juice*
T: other juice! *grabs 2nd cup, takes drink from each*
T: lay down, hold this *hands me cups, falls asleep picking nose*
What the hell are 2 year olds
Finn, after school: WHAT THE—
*pause* *laughs*
Oh my gosh I almost said what the fuck
*pause* *laughs*
Oh my gosh I almost said what the fuck
February 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Finn, after school: WHAT THE—
*pause* *laughs*
Oh my gosh I almost said what the fuck
*pause* *laughs*
Oh my gosh I almost said what the fuck
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Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime show:
Very demure. Very mindful. Very DEI. 10/10
Very demure. Very mindful. Very DEI. 10/10
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime show:
Very demure. Very mindful. Very DEI. 10/10
Very demure. Very mindful. Very DEI. 10/10
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
Today we did what we could. We talked about America the “mongrel nation” of immigrants woven together like a quilt an improbable idea of diversity and unity. And then later, we talked about Orwell’s “Politics and the English Lang,” how we can’t let them tell us what to think, whoever they are.
February 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Today we did what we could. We talked about America the “mongrel nation” of immigrants woven together like a quilt an improbable idea of diversity and unity. And then later, we talked about Orwell’s “Politics and the English Lang,” how we can’t let them tell us what to think, whoever they are.
Un-fucking-believable.
Breaking news: The U.S. government will no longer recognize the citizenship of children born in the United States to immigrants who lack legal status, one of 10 immigration-related executive orders President-elect Donald Trump plans to sign Monday, an incoming administration official told reporters.
Trump executive order will attempt to end birthright citizenship
The incoming president plans to take at least 10 actions related to the border or immigration, including ramping up deportations and suspending refugee resettlement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Un-fucking-believable.
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No one out-pizzas the Hut
January 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No one out-pizzas the Hut
If you can’t, as a professional singer, sing America the Beautiful a capella that would be embarrassing, so good for her for being able to do it, but also, so could every choir kid I’ve ever met. 😵💫
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you can’t, as a professional singer, sing America the Beautiful a capella that would be embarrassing, so good for her for being able to do it, but also, so could every choir kid I’ve ever met. 😵💫
what the actual eff is happening
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
what the actual eff is happening
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“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King
- Dr. Martin Luther King
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King
- Dr. Martin Luther King
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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?
student a: ugh my left eye is blurry
student b: oh do you have autism
me: 👀 wut
student a: wut
student b: wut
[long pause]
me: girl, do you mean ASTIGMATISM
student b: oh do you have autism
me: 👀 wut
student a: wut
student b: wut
[long pause]
me: girl, do you mean ASTIGMATISM
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
student a: ugh my left eye is blurry
student b: oh do you have autism
me: 👀 wut
student a: wut
student b: wut
[long pause]
me: girl, do you mean ASTIGMATISM
student b: oh do you have autism
me: 👀 wut
student a: wut
student b: wut
[long pause]
me: girl, do you mean ASTIGMATISM
It’s a proud moment at the Faletra household... When asked what she wants to watch, Thea said “taywor hiff” (Taylor Swift)
🥹🥹🥹
🥹🥹🥹
January 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s a proud moment at the Faletra household... When asked what she wants to watch, Thea said “taywor hiff” (Taylor Swift)
🥹🥹🥹
🥹🥹🥹
13 years today. But why in the world did I go with that monstrosity of a Christmas-ornament bouquet instead of beautiful winter florals good GOD—did someone warn me and I just ignored them?
Loved my dress though and still do 🥹
Loved my dress though and still do 🥹
January 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
13 years today. But why in the world did I go with that monstrosity of a Christmas-ornament bouquet instead of beautiful winter florals good GOD—did someone warn me and I just ignored them?
Loved my dress though and still do 🥹
Loved my dress though and still do 🥹
At Christmas Eve service this year, a kid was just ROCKING OUT during our whole set and anytime I saw it from stage, I smiled; and it essentially made my entire life and filled with so much joy… I’m still thinking about it
Keep rocking, kid. It matters, and it means something that transcends words🤘
Keep rocking, kid. It matters, and it means something that transcends words🤘
January 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
At Christmas Eve service this year, a kid was just ROCKING OUT during our whole set and anytime I saw it from stage, I smiled; and it essentially made my entire life and filled with so much joy… I’m still thinking about it
Keep rocking, kid. It matters, and it means something that transcends words🤘
Keep rocking, kid. It matters, and it means something that transcends words🤘
I met my reading goal this year for the first time since Finn was born, & I made myself a gin and ginger ale last night as my treat. A modest 25 books, but considering how much reading I do at work, and how I lacked in motivation, energy, & dopamine this year, I’m proud. 🥹
January 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I met my reading goal this year for the first time since Finn was born, & I made myself a gin and ginger ale last night as my treat. A modest 25 books, but considering how much reading I do at work, and how I lacked in motivation, energy, & dopamine this year, I’m proud. 🥹