Might finally get the Zassenhaus bread slicer
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Might finally get the Zassenhaus bread slicer
My favorite part of everything is trying to still work and be a mom while my innards are screaming
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My favorite part of everything is trying to still work and be a mom while my innards are screaming
Can’t imagine having a kitchen without crackers
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Can’t imagine having a kitchen without crackers
Finished with dinner
December 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Finished with dinner
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i’m sure it reflects well on the sociopolitical climate that the overwhelming response to seeing a bunch of tech leaders on a girder hundreds of feet in the air is “Push Them All Off”
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
i’m sure it reflects well on the sociopolitical climate that the overwhelming response to seeing a bunch of tech leaders on a girder hundreds of feet in the air is “Push Them All Off”
Schools are closing in nyc for several days bc the flu is so rampant right now. Everything great
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Schools are closing in nyc for several days bc the flu is so rampant right now. Everything great
They should make a winter that doesn’t dry out your entire body into powdered husk
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They should make a winter that doesn’t dry out your entire body into powdered husk
Forgot to post. The good news is, that’s a good thing
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Forgot to post. The good news is, that’s a good thing
Shazam didn’t recognize the Russian opera I was listening too I’m devastated
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Shazam didn’t recognize the Russian opera I was listening too I’m devastated
More like Larry Winters
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
More like Larry Winters
Me heading into the finance district this morning
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Me heading into the finance district this morning
At last it’s dried bloody snot season once again 🙏
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
At last it’s dried bloody snot season once again 🙏
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explained the grocery's unexpected sale on lobster (and our subsequent lobster dinner) by shouting gleefully at my wife "HANNAFUHD'S DISTRIBUTAH FUCKED UP THEYH LOBSTA ORDA" which is what Eliza Doolittle would learn to say if My Fair Lady took place in new hampshire
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
explained the grocery's unexpected sale on lobster (and our subsequent lobster dinner) by shouting gleefully at my wife "HANNAFUHD'S DISTRIBUTAH FUCKED UP THEYH LOBSTA ORDA" which is what Eliza Doolittle would learn to say if My Fair Lady took place in new hampshire
Snacking on kimbap at 10:30pm on a Sunday night before the work week to gain extra powers
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Snacking on kimbap at 10:30pm on a Sunday night before the work week to gain extra powers
Papa brushing her teeth
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Papa brushing her teeth
This is my goon cave
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is my goon cave
Finishing the bag of candy corn now
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Finishing the bag of candy corn now
Halfway through an entire Brachs bag of candy corn I’m not well
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Halfway through an entire Brachs bag of candy corn I’m not well
This photo got only 2 likes on twitter. I’m going to be pressing charges
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This photo got only 2 likes on twitter. I’m going to be pressing charges
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Because I trained in ballet growing up, if you say, “& again!,” I’m helpless. I’ll just do whatever again. Pretty sure this will be my undoing.
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Because I trained in ballet growing up, if you say, “& again!,” I’m helpless. I’ll just do whatever again. Pretty sure this will be my undoing.
I don’t know what you guys are up to tonight but over here…
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t know what you guys are up to tonight but over here…