Katie Meade
@katiemeade22.bsky.social
All my favourite dinosaurs are dead.
She/her
She/her
Happy Eurovision Eve!
I hope you remember to leave out picky bits and prosecco for Graham Norton.
I hope you remember to leave out picky bits and prosecco for Graham Norton.
May 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Happy Eurovision Eve!
I hope you remember to leave out picky bits and prosecco for Graham Norton.
I hope you remember to leave out picky bits and prosecco for Graham Norton.
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YOU CAN'T SPELL TARIFFS WITHOUT 'FFS'
April 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
Every time I use Vaseline to moisture my hands, I'm forced to think of Curly from Of Mice And Men.
0/10. Do not recommend.
0/10. Do not recommend.
March 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Every time I use Vaseline to moisture my hands, I'm forced to think of Curly from Of Mice And Men.
0/10. Do not recommend.
0/10. Do not recommend.
Dolphins are so majestic.
March 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Dolphins are so majestic.
Not to boast or anything, but last night I used a cardboard box I'd been keeping "just in case" for 2 years.
March 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Not to boast or anything, but last night I used a cardboard box I'd been keeping "just in case" for 2 years.
The finest fizzy beef wine was consumed.
Five years today since we officially Brexited! I remember looking in my stocking and Father Brexit had left me a bottle of salad cream, a Mind Your Language VHS boxset, a Big Break annual and a Matchbox die-cast Capri. Then I put a mug of Bovril through the Soda Stream to celebrate.
January 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The finest fizzy beef wine was consumed.
I'm pretty sure I turn 33 on Wednesday.
I'm not entirely convinced, though.
I'm not entirely convinced, though.
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm pretty sure I turn 33 on Wednesday.
I'm not entirely convinced, though.
I'm not entirely convinced, though.
Eyyy oh!
And that little girl that nobody wanted grew up to be…
Severely traumatised
Severely traumatised
January 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Eyyy oh!
I mix up Robert Mugabe and Rupert Murdoch all the time. Now we've got Margot Robbie in the mix? Also, Australian? Very suspicious.
There’s nothing suspicious at all about Margot Robbie. Definitely nothing suspicious at all about *rearranges letters*
R O B E R T M O G A B I
R O B E R T M O G A B I
January 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I mix up Robert Mugabe and Rupert Murdoch all the time. Now we've got Margot Robbie in the mix? Also, Australian? Very suspicious.
Forget asking them if they'd still love you if you were a worm. Ask them if they would turn into a worm to be with you.
December 29, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Forget asking them if they'd still love you if you were a worm. Ask them if they would turn into a worm to be with you.
I can't stop singing Welwyn Garden City to the tune of Once in Royal David's City.
Please send help.
Please send help.
December 18, 2024 at 5:56 PM
I can't stop singing Welwyn Garden City to the tune of Once in Royal David's City.
Please send help.
Please send help.
After pass the parcel, he'll hit on the mums.
December 4, 2024 at 11:41 PM
After pass the parcel, he'll hit on the mums.
OMG. Sooo embarrassing, I forgot to wish this little lad a very happy 10th birthday!
December 4, 2024 at 11:37 PM
OMG. Sooo embarrassing, I forgot to wish this little lad a very happy 10th birthday!
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A round of applause for the great Matt Pritchett #elginmarbles
December 3, 2024 at 10:33 PM
A round of applause for the great Matt Pritchett #elginmarbles
Oh, it's okay Doug Judy and Boyle are here
Hot Frosty.
Oh no.
Oh no.
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Oh, it's okay Doug Judy and Boyle are here
Hot Frosty.
Oh no.
Oh no.
December 1, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Hot Frosty.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Those who eat apples in public are either the most wholesome or sinister people you will ever meet.
December 1, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Those who eat apples in public are either the most wholesome or sinister people you will ever meet.
It's that time of year again for terrible Christmas films.
I wonder which one about a business person going back to their small town and falling in love with the local craft/baker/tree wrangler I should watch?
I wonder which one about a business person going back to their small town and falling in love with the local craft/baker/tree wrangler I should watch?
November 30, 2024 at 9:45 PM
It's that time of year again for terrible Christmas films.
I wonder which one about a business person going back to their small town and falling in love with the local craft/baker/tree wrangler I should watch?
I wonder which one about a business person going back to their small town and falling in love with the local craft/baker/tree wrangler I should watch?
Reposted by Katie Meade
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
I'm watching an old Top Of The Pops (because my 30s are thrilling), and it has only just clicked that Tina Turner's Private Dancer is not, in fact, about dance lessons.
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I'm watching an old Top Of The Pops (because my 30s are thrilling), and it has only just clicked that Tina Turner's Private Dancer is not, in fact, about dance lessons.
TOP TIP: If you watch old nature documentaries, it still feels like there's hope.
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 PM
TOP TIP: If you watch old nature documentaries, it still feels like there's hope.
Fashion really does come back around, ay?
November 29, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Fashion really does come back around, ay?
Wow, Black Friday gets earlier every year.
November 28, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Wow, Black Friday gets earlier every year.