Kate Gallison
@katieherself.bsky.social
Writer, reader, wise-acre
Reposted by Kate Gallison
With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
First thing you do, take out all the adverbs.
Jeez, this book is longer than I expected. I write about so much that I've gone on a lot longer than I thought I would, and I'm still not finished.
Still, this is only the first draft, and I'm sure if I can get a test audience/proofreader they'll be able to tell me what can be safely removed.
Still, this is only the first draft, and I'm sure if I can get a test audience/proofreader they'll be able to tell me what can be safely removed.
January 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
First thing you do, take out all the adverbs.
2:00 today. Times Square. If you can be there, be there.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
2:00 today. Times Square. If you can be there, be there.
They always say they're leaving, but they never seem to go.
Speaking as a former Californian with continuing deep ties to the state: Go ahead and be Florida's problem, you greedy fascist fuckwaddles
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They always say they're leaving, but they never seem to go.
I like it, but the last verse should have been "twelve years in prison"
In the spirit of the season in the year 2025, the Bulwark offers you this all-star rendition of the Twelve Days of Grift-mas.
Take-aways:
1. Some of my colleagues can actually sing.
2. Not me, though.
3. We shouldn't do this more than once a year.
youtu.be/D2XX4TMC_SY?...
Take-aways:
1. Some of my colleagues can actually sing.
2. Not me, though.
3. We shouldn't do this more than once a year.
youtu.be/D2XX4TMC_SY?...
The Bulwark Wishes You a Very Corrupt Christmas
YouTube video by The Bulwark
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I like it, but the last verse should have been "twelve years in prison"
Reposted by Kate Gallison
Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.
Reposted by Kate Gallison
This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This could wind up being the most-watched newsmagazine segment in television history!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Congratulations to the Ellisons and Bari Weiss!!!
Reposted by Kate Gallison
Winner of this week’s Joseph Welch Award
open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
Winner of this week’s Joseph Welch Award
For standing up to tyranny. In honor of attorney Joseph Welch, who represented the U.S. Army in the Army-McCarthy Hearings of June 1954.
open.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Winner of this week’s Joseph Welch Award
open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
open.substack.com/pub/robertre...
I've been asking myself why, among all the professions that the Trump administration has declared to be unprofessional (presumably because too full of women), architecture was included. I figured it out. Trump is big mad at his architect for telling him the new ballroom is too big.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I've been asking myself why, among all the professions that the Trump administration has declared to be unprofessional (presumably because too full of women), architecture was included. I figured it out. Trump is big mad at his architect for telling him the new ballroom is too big.
The Day the World Changed
Today is November 22, the anniversary of something truly horrible.. There are grandparents walking the earth who weren't yet born the day that Jack Kennedy was shot. But those of us who were here for it remember quite well where we were sitting or standing when we got the…
Today is November 22, the anniversary of something truly horrible.. There are grandparents walking the earth who weren't yet born the day that Jack Kennedy was shot. But those of us who were here for it remember quite well where we were sitting or standing when we got the…
The Day the World Changed
Today is November 22, the anniversary of something truly horrible.. There are grandparents walking the earth who weren't yet born the day that Jack Kennedy was shot. But those of us who were here for it remember quite well where we were sitting or standing when we got the news, what we were doing. I was in the living room of our apartment in Woodbury, New Jersey, listening to the radio.
kategallison.wordpress.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Day the World Changed
Today is November 22, the anniversary of something truly horrible.. There are grandparents walking the earth who weren't yet born the day that Jack Kennedy was shot. But those of us who were here for it remember quite well where we were sitting or standing when we got the…
Today is November 22, the anniversary of something truly horrible.. There are grandparents walking the earth who weren't yet born the day that Jack Kennedy was shot. But those of us who were here for it remember quite well where we were sitting or standing when we got the…
Not what he said, tho
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Not what he said, tho
A few years ago, benevolent people with 3d printers were making protective gear for hospital nurses. Today they're making whistles.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A few years ago, benevolent people with 3d printers were making protective gear for hospital nurses. Today they're making whistles.
Reposted by Kate Gallison
Book 2 of the Washington Witches series is available now on Amazon. It's a laff riot. You want to read it. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY3S411...
The Return of the Toad (Washington Witches)
The Return of the Toad (Washington Witches) [Gallison, Kate] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Return of the Toad (Washington Witches)
www.amazon.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Book 2 of the Washington Witches series is available now on Amazon. It's a laff riot. You want to read it. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FY3S411...
Reposted by Kate Gallison
Here’s a thought Ihad. Trump wants to go to war with Venezuela to take their oil. Crazy conspiracy theory, or…?
October 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Here’s a thought Ihad. Trump wants to go to war with Venezuela to take their oil. Crazy conspiracy theory, or…?
Reposted by Kate Gallison
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Instead of reading the news each morning, I'm saving time with these generic headlines:
Trump Beclowns Himself
Trump's Followers Hurt People
Natural Disaster Kills Hundreds
Three Die in School Shooting
Republican Legislators Silent
Democratic Legislators Concerned
That ought to about cover it.
Trump Beclowns Himself
Trump's Followers Hurt People
Natural Disaster Kills Hundreds
Three Die in School Shooting
Republican Legislators Silent
Democratic Legislators Concerned
That ought to about cover it.
October 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Instead of reading the news each morning, I'm saving time with these generic headlines:
Trump Beclowns Himself
Trump's Followers Hurt People
Natural Disaster Kills Hundreds
Three Die in School Shooting
Republican Legislators Silent
Democratic Legislators Concerned
That ought to about cover it.
Trump Beclowns Himself
Trump's Followers Hurt People
Natural Disaster Kills Hundreds
Three Die in School Shooting
Republican Legislators Silent
Democratic Legislators Concerned
That ought to about cover it.
By God, the Italians know how to do a strike
The general strike spanned more than 80 cities, blocking ports, highways, train stations, secondary schools, metro stations, universities, shops, hospitals, and public administration offices.
truthout.org/articles/we-...
truthout.org/articles/we-...
We Said “We Will Block Everything” and We Did: Inside Italy’s Strike for Gaza
Following a 24-hour general strike on September 22, the country is now gearing up for a national protest on October 4.
truthout.org
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
By God, the Italians know how to do a strike
Reposted by Kate Gallison
I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I did it. I added some Keystone Cops music to this:
And all in such good taste!
Trump: “Some of the highest quality 24 Karat Gold used in the Oval Office and Cabinet Room of the White House. Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, “freak out” when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT”
September 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
And all in such good taste!
Reposted by Kate Gallison
While the senile old man rides in carriages around castles, builds his ballroom, puts gold on everything, plans parades, attends a variety of sporting events, threatens people, and reads the scripts put in front of him, this psychopath is the one actually running the country.
September 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
While the senile old man rides in carriages around castles, builds his ballroom, puts gold on everything, plans parades, attends a variety of sporting events, threatens people, and reads the scripts put in front of him, this psychopath is the one actually running the country.
Reposted by Kate Gallison
So Charlie Kirk is being used as Horst Wessel. I thought so..
September 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So Charlie Kirk is being used as Horst Wessel. I thought so..