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katia thee mc
@katiathemick.bsky.social
Bostonian turned very reluctant Detroiter. Canadaphile🍁 #lgrw #pats #sox #goblue #ynwa liberal bi bitch. husband clickbait. murderess?!?🌈🔪
👑 of 🍲 lovecraftian🐙
Awwww
February 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I once told a boyfriend I liked Gerber daisies. Next time I got flowers? Funereal lilies.

*rubs temples*
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Jordan Stoltz, the other Quad God
February 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It's a shame, the ones who don't have a chip on their shoulder about this are great
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Watching Starfleet Academy and Paul Giamatti just growled out the word spooge.

This is a very different Star Trek, is all I'm saying.
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
My valentine 💔
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Fucks sake I just realized that all the times we went to karaoke over that relationship he never even sang anything.

Boring.

(We did karaoke a lot, RIP Courtside)
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Purdy fowers 🌺 for VD
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I found the box of letters from college BF but I chickened out, I don't really want to relive that one.
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
No one loves me as much as Josh Ritter

youtu.be/XRnQp2iQDGw?...
February 14, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Why did I get a letter from Columbia about a data breach? I--

•didn't go there
•didn't apply there
•???

TF
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Even if J Douchebagger Vance wasn't a reprehensible piece of shit, of COURSE the Italians are going to boo him. Fucker killed the Pope!
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
@katienolan.bsky.social why does Seth Rollins sound like Andy Richter, and I can't unhear it (catching up on podcasts!)
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Katie's famous soft baked cookies with triple chips (white, milk, dark) + a single one with butterscotch chips for my boo
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Second pot of coffee and I dumped a chai tea bag into the filter.

Oh fucking yes.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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A comedy where Nvidia and ICE want the same vacant warehouse for vastly different reasons
NVIDIA CORP. WILL LEASE A 200-MEGAWATT DATA CENTER IN NEVADA FINANCED PARTLY BY A $3.8 BILLION JUNK-BOND SALE LED BY TRACT CAPITAL, WITH JPMORGAN CHASE & CO. AND MORGAN STANLEY MANAGING THE TRANSACTION.
February 12, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Movie pitch: an Oceans movie, but they are planning to rob the Louvre and realize holy shit, we can get EVERYTHING
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Ooh my estomac needs to process this coffee and my vitamins already
February 11, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I didn't realize Benedict Bridgerton went for the devil's threesome, nice
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
It's weird that, in the end, dude*did* look like a lady.
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Pretty sure mom is going to buy a car when she gets back from Florida (who knows how long it will take, the last computer purchase took a decade). So I have to make a decision about that. Pros, nicer than mine, less mileage, con is mostly that the gas gauge is broken.

But it has air conditioning.
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
❄️ 🐍
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Tullamore
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I wish I could write
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM