kristen🪩🍜
@karmathecatlor.bsky.social
she/her ✨ millennial ✨welcome to my lunar valleys✨ gaylor ✨ everyone is welcome🌈 header by @cherry.lesbian.cat
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I was a very proud Girl Scout for over 10 years and when you buy a box of cookies not only are you supporting LGBTQ+ youth you are helping provide girls across America with skills, community, and adventure. Buy some cookies from Tracy’s daughter!
So I don't mention it here as much as I do elsewhere, but my 11 year old TaylorTot is a GS Cadette, and this is her 7th cookie season. Her sales goal this year is 1,702 boxes which is 2 boxes more than her whole troop sold her 1st year as a daisy. She sold 1626 last year and she works really hard 1/
January 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I was a very proud Girl Scout for over 10 years and when you buy a box of cookies not only are you supporting LGBTQ+ youth you are helping provide girls across America with skills, community, and adventure. Buy some cookies from Tracy’s daughter!
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Today, on the anniversary of the insurrection - here is my wish for 2026: I wish that Trump dies a quick but painful death & that it's televised so we can replay it at parties.
Ideally, I'd like him to actually pay for his crimes but, let's be honest, he'll be 6ft under before that ever happens.🖕🏻
Ideally, I'd like him to actually pay for his crimes but, let's be honest, he'll be 6ft under before that ever happens.🖕🏻
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Today, on the anniversary of the insurrection - here is my wish for 2026: I wish that Trump dies a quick but painful death & that it's televised so we can replay it at parties.
Ideally, I'd like him to actually pay for his crimes but, let's be honest, he'll be 6ft under before that ever happens.🖕🏻
Ideally, I'd like him to actually pay for his crimes but, let's be honest, he'll be 6ft under before that ever happens.🖕🏻
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Waited…. Is heated rivalry actually starting to shift the culture for closeted professional athletes….
This show HAS to be a game move in the NR plan. We flipped right side up
It starts by making the conversation a forefront of culture. Prime the culture by putting closeted athletes on their mind
This show HAS to be a game move in the NR plan. We flipped right side up
It starts by making the conversation a forefront of culture. Prime the culture by putting closeted athletes on their mind
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Waited…. Is heated rivalry actually starting to shift the culture for closeted professional athletes….
This show HAS to be a game move in the NR plan. We flipped right side up
It starts by making the conversation a forefront of culture. Prime the culture by putting closeted athletes on their mind
This show HAS to be a game move in the NR plan. We flipped right side up
It starts by making the conversation a forefront of culture. Prime the culture by putting closeted athletes on their mind
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and it's for the 2027 Valentine’s Day Super Bowl
shower thought: what if travis’s “retirement” press conference where everyone expects him to announce he’s retiring is held on 1/23 and he pulls a bait n switch right before the season ends by saying “i’m gay and i’m gonna play” all valentine’s day style and plays another season
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
and it's for the 2027 Valentine’s Day Super Bowl
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Taylor, the head Barbie doll, has been playing dollhouse and telling us the stories of her dolls for years, and it’s tied to the 112 theory.
Walk with me 🤡 🧵 ⬇️:
Walk with me 🤡 🧵 ⬇️:
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Taylor, the head Barbie doll, has been playing dollhouse and telling us the stories of her dolls for years, and it’s tied to the 112 theory.
Walk with me 🤡 🧵 ⬇️:
Walk with me 🤡 🧵 ⬇️:
I feel like I should just start blocking people who bring negative remarks to my comment section on my latest video. It’s the first post I’ve had that has actually gained this much traffic. 😵💫 Thankfully, they’re not the worst but I just don’t fuq with any speck of negativity.
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I feel like I should just start blocking people who bring negative remarks to my comment section on my latest video. It’s the first post I’ve had that has actually gained this much traffic. 😵💫 Thankfully, they’re not the worst but I just don’t fuq with any speck of negativity.
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ST
flip it around
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flip it around
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January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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flip it around
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flip it around
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Midnights = The visionary director
TTPD = The oversharing storyteller
TLOAS = The perfect showman, the facade
All three characters are needed in order to fight for her freedom.
Our songs, our films, United we Stand
TTPD = The oversharing storyteller
TLOAS = The perfect showman, the facade
All three characters are needed in order to fight for her freedom.
Our songs, our films, United we Stand
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Midnights = The visionary director
TTPD = The oversharing storyteller
TLOAS = The perfect showman, the facade
All three characters are needed in order to fight for her freedom.
Our songs, our films, United we Stand
TTPD = The oversharing storyteller
TLOAS = The perfect showman, the facade
All three characters are needed in order to fight for her freedom.
Our songs, our films, United we Stand
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my biggest enemy is ME! pop a 911…i took the miracle move on drugs the effects were temporary 💊
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
my biggest enemy is ME! pop a 911…i took the miracle move on drugs the effects were temporary 💊
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My spine {cleaved} from carrying us up the hill. 🆙 🌋
‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart.
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
My spine {cleaved} from carrying us up the hill. 🆙 🌋
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Travis Kelce arrives to the Chiefs v Raiders game tonight in all black. 🏴☠️
He wears Gigi Hadid’s brand Guest in Residence “Industry Jacket,” his staple LV x Timberland boots, as well a stack of necklace charms including a skull and palm tree.🌴
🧑💻Source: @StyleByKelce
He wears Gigi Hadid’s brand Guest in Residence “Industry Jacket,” his staple LV x Timberland boots, as well a stack of necklace charms including a skull and palm tree.🌴
🧑💻Source: @StyleByKelce
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Travis Kelce arrives to the Chiefs v Raiders game tonight in all black. 🏴☠️
He wears Gigi Hadid’s brand Guest in Residence “Industry Jacket,” his staple LV x Timberland boots, as well a stack of necklace charms including a skull and palm tree.🌴
🧑💻Source: @StyleByKelce
He wears Gigi Hadid’s brand Guest in Residence “Industry Jacket,” his staple LV x Timberland boots, as well a stack of necklace charms including a skull and palm tree.🌴
🧑💻Source: @StyleByKelce
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so many amazing ideas and nuggets in here for anyone else trying to find new ways to manage your adhd 🥹 or just need a reset/reminder!
in honor of starting the new year off horribly I would like to source everyone’s best adhd + emo regulation management tips. what’s something you have made stick (no matter how weird or non traditional it is) that has helped you better manage life? 🩵 I’ll start: designating a pair of indoor shoes
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
so many amazing ideas and nuggets in here for anyone else trying to find new ways to manage your adhd 🥹 or just need a reset/reminder!
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We have completed 1️⃣ year of TSCU date stamping, an effort to archive key moments accurately and ethically by date and original source links. All with the goal of preserving history and supporting your swiftsearch. 💻
Type in the search bar: from:tscuniversity13.bsky.social + the date or key word. 💟
Type in the search bar: from:tscuniversity13.bsky.social + the date or key word. 💟
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
We have completed 1️⃣ year of TSCU date stamping, an effort to archive key moments accurately and ethically by date and original source links. All with the goal of preserving history and supporting your swiftsearch. 💻
Type in the search bar: from:tscuniversity13.bsky.social + the date or key word. 💟
Type in the search bar: from:tscuniversity13.bsky.social + the date or key word. 💟
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gentle reminder that our current 12-month calendar system was created by a crusty old man with an unwashed ass 💛 the new year doesn’t actually (astrologically) re-start until March, so if u need to stay in hibernation mode til then that’s totally valid and ily
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
gentle reminder that our current 12-month calendar system was created by a crusty old man with an unwashed ass 💛 the new year doesn’t actually (astrologically) re-start until March, so if u need to stay in hibernation mode til then that’s totally valid and ily
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On Vday, we have a 320 countdown on the remainder of the year… interestingggg!
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
On Vday, we have a 320 countdown on the remainder of the year… interestingggg!
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at the end of the day my view of performanceartlor is that even if she isn't doing what I think she is (she is but you know) WE are doing what I think she is doing (demonstrating how propaganda functions and how narratives can be manipulated) so ultimately it doesn't really matter what she's doing
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
at the end of the day my view of performanceartlor is that even if she isn't doing what I think she is (she is but you know) WE are doing what I think she is doing (demonstrating how propaganda functions and how narratives can be manipulated) so ultimately it doesn't really matter what she's doing
Excuse me???
Also, the “I wanna tell a sports story” clip from LPSS is during the section where Taylor and Aaron talk about epiphany. Obvi she goes a different direction with the song but … yeah.
Also, the “I wanna tell a sports story” clip from LPSS is during the section where Taylor and Aaron talk about epiphany. Obvi she goes a different direction with the song but … yeah.
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Excuse me???
Also, the “I wanna tell a sports story” clip from LPSS is during the section where Taylor and Aaron talk about epiphany. Obvi she goes a different direction with the song but … yeah.
Also, the “I wanna tell a sports story” clip from LPSS is during the section where Taylor and Aaron talk about epiphany. Obvi she goes a different direction with the song but … yeah.
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also, isn’t it funny that Ross went to Penn State and that’s where Jason had the meltdown over the kid calling Travis an f-slur? ☕️👀
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
also, isn’t it funny that Ross went to Penn State and that’s where Jason had the meltdown over the kid calling Travis an f-slur? ☕️👀
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like what do you mean taylor was gifted this jersey 20 days after ross travis officially joined the 53-man roster for the chiefs like whatttt
what do you mean ross joined the chiefs roster 38 months (and 28 days) after travis did like whatttt
what do you mean ross joined the chiefs roster 38 months (and 28 days) after travis did like whatttt
- pictured below the striking visual parallel between taylor’s gifted 89 chiefs jersey in 2015 & her posing with Tross for eras wrap party dec 2024, my favorite part of the whole video!
shout out to Morgan 💞
btw, T received 89 jersey Sept 23, 2015… sept 24th of 2023 was her first chiefs game 👀
shout out to Morgan 💞
btw, T received 89 jersey Sept 23, 2015… sept 24th of 2023 was her first chiefs game 👀
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
like what do you mean taylor was gifted this jersey 20 days after ross travis officially joined the 53-man roster for the chiefs like whatttt
what do you mean ross joined the chiefs roster 38 months (and 28 days) after travis did like whatttt
what do you mean ross joined the chiefs roster 38 months (and 28 days) after travis did like whatttt
Good morning. I got TT last night just so I could try to create my random vision of these scenes together. 😅 it’s fine but now I’m tired bc I stayed up late doing it so I wouldn’t forget it.
Ok, I couldn’t quite execute my vision perfectly, but here’s what I’m thinking, fam. Enjoy. 😭
The only thing that’s left is the manuscript. 🖋️ The blender is breaking.💥 #performanceartlor #friendsofdorothea #meoutnow
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January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Good morning. I got TT last night just so I could try to create my random vision of these scenes together. 😅 it’s fine but now I’m tired bc I stayed up late doing it so I wouldn’t forget it.
Ok, I couldn’t quite execute my vision perfectly, but here’s what I’m thinking, fam. Enjoy. 😭
The only thing that’s left is the manuscript. 🖋️ The blender is breaking.💥 #performanceartlor #friendsofdorothea #meoutnow
TikTok video by karmathecatlor
www.tiktok.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Ok, I couldn’t quite execute my vision perfectly, but here’s what I’m thinking, fam. Enjoy. 😭
I should go to sleep but I have an edit idea lmao
January 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I should go to sleep but I have an edit idea lmao
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OH MY GOD???
1. The move during the “light a match” part? That she also did during bad blood during eras?
2. Loud. So loud.
3. “Combat. I’m ready for combat.”
1. The move during the “light a match” part? That she also did during bad blood during eras?
2. Loud. So loud.
3. “Combat. I’m ready for combat.”
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
OH MY GOD???
1. The move during the “light a match” part? That she also did during bad blood during eras?
2. Loud. So loud.
3. “Combat. I’m ready for combat.”
1. The move during the “light a match” part? That she also did during bad blood during eras?
2. Loud. So loud.
3. “Combat. I’m ready for combat.”
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Also this movie is insane from a gaylor lens, too many 13, the lovely bouquet, funny valentines, half the cast are new romantics, obviously the gay sports guy, so much
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We make fun of travis for being a good dummy, but im watching valentines day rn and taylor is also really good at playing a dummy lol
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Also this movie is insane from a gaylor lens, too many 13, the lovely bouquet, funny valentines, half the cast are new romantics, obviously the gay sports guy, so much
🧡🤍🩷
🧡🤍🩷
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MEMENTO MORI AS IN DEATH BECOMES HIM?
Travis Kelce arrives to the Chiefs v Raiders game tonight in all black. 🏴☠️
He wears Gigi Hadid’s brand Guest in Residence “Industry Jacket,” his staple LV x Timberland boots, as well a stack of necklace charms including a skull and palm tree.🌴
🧑💻Source: @StyleByKelce
He wears Gigi Hadid’s brand Guest in Residence “Industry Jacket,” his staple LV x Timberland boots, as well a stack of necklace charms including a skull and palm tree.🌴
🧑💻Source: @StyleByKelce
January 5, 2026 at 2:52 AM
MEMENTO MORI AS IN DEATH BECOMES HIM?