Joe B. Wall
kantoendrato.bsky.social
Joe B. Wall
@kantoendrato.bsky.social
This is the personal/musical account for Joe Wall (pro account elsewhere)

Raconteur, writer, musician, bricoleur, flanneur, enthusiast of French automobiles, plywood, manual typewriters, electric fans, and avoiding hats, golf, skiing, and cruise ships.
I may be of inelegant comportment, dance like a tween on sugar, and have the sartorial grace of a recently released inmate, but thanks to my brief life as a male runway model, give me earbuds, a tune, and a long hallway and I'll sashay that bitch like I own the place.

#strut #modelwalk #stillgotit
February 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by Joe B. Wall
🎉 Celebrate World Radio Day! 🎙️

Tune into college & community radio history, from vintage playlists to searchable transcripts of historic broadcasts.

It’s all in our blog ⬇️
blog.archive.org/2026/02/13/t...

🧵1️⃣/5️⃣

#WorldRadioDay #InternetArchive
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy."

#RabindranathTagore #Tagore #service #joy
February 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I long for the island of songs across this heaving sea of shouts.

—Rabindranath Tagore

#tagore #islandofsongs #heavingseaofshouts #apt #enshittification
February 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
As I expected, I am snowed in and snug, but I would like a hot dog and do not presently have access to a hot dog.

Everything is ruined except for my vegetarian aspirations.

#hotdog #snowedin #vegetarianaspirations
January 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I'm enjoying that new Star Trek. If you're not, stop watching, or at least stop bitching about whatever it is that tired old assholes bitch about when the world doesn't stay the way they want it to. Yeah, yeah, it's terrible, now shut up and go away.

#starfleetacademy #commentsectionssuck #goaway
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Dear LGBTQ people,

Please stop talking to #AndyCohen. He's a creep, a cynical opportunist, an exploitative shitbag, and when did any of us vote for him to represent us? Trash TV to appeal to the worst in all its viewers. #FuckAndyCohen - Andy is self-promotion incarnate. Gross.

#AndyCohensucks
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I learned many important, horrible, amazing, life-changing things in 2025, but they all pale in comparison to my realization that chipmunks are squirrels.

#chipmunks #squirrels #chipmunksaresquirrels #seismicrevelations

[via mastodon.social/@rakontisto]
Joe B. Wall (@rakontisto@mastodon.social)
852 Posts, 102 Following, 114 Followers · Generalist, writer, raconteur electronique, musician, mosaicist, ursine scootician. 
I tell stories, make music with electricity, teach mosaic arts at nonprof...
mastodon.social
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
"Gear is the mind-killer. Gear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my gear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the gear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." #JOMO
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I have an extremely handsome winter sweater, but I have a reluctance to wear it because of my fear of being mistaken for someone who might own skis.

#classism #classascendancy #puttingonairs #skiingisgross #handsomesweaters
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I was viewed askance in response to my opining that I preferred the sound of Québécois French to Parisian French because the former sounds pornier.

#QuébécoisFrench #French #dialects #pornierdialects
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It always makes me laugh when streaming video people open with "Hey, what's up everybody?" Are we supposed to talk to the screen like idiot children watching Howdy Doody in Ye Olden Days?

#dimwitculture #youtubers
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Funny how often literature is full of things that, if heard, seen, or known, would make you go insane. People sure were afraid of suddenly going insane back in the day. Ironically, they didn't seem to fear being ignorant panicky dimwits, though.

#goingmad #lovecraftcliche #scificliches
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Infotainment? Honey, my car *is* infotainment. I don't need screens and loud music to make a Citroën 2CV 'taining. I sing loud, laugh frequently, and smirk at the rest of the dingdongs stuck in their family trucks.

#theinfotainmentscam #infotainment #Citroën #Citroen #Citroën2CV #2CV
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can't think of a single instance where anyone has ever looked smarter while wearing a ball cap. It's an entirely silly hat.

#hats #ballcaps #dumbhats
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM