Aristurtle
@kakapou.bsky.social
Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring.
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys.
He/him
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Yesterday my parents celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary. 🥳
January 27, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Yesterday my parents celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary. 🥳
My adorable subjects...
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My adorable subjects...
I had stopped watching Culinary Class Wars, Season 2, at the midway point and got side tracked into other shows. I regret it now bc my fave Korean chef actually won! I adore this person, and am watching two more shows featuring them. I had no idea they were the S2 winner. Wow.
#Netflix #Korea
#Netflix #Korea
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Damnit, the chefs I'm rooting for hardly ever win. It's become a sad pattern after a dozen episodes. 😔
Still, fun to watch.
#Netflix #Korean
Still, fun to watch.
#Netflix #Korean
Watching a few Korean reality shows as of late. Mostly cooking, travel and comedy ones. Currently hooked on the long running show, Chef & My Fridge.
Unfortunately, not all seasons are available on my region's Netflix. Still, plenty of episodes to enjoy.
Unfortunately, not all seasons are available on my region's Netflix. Still, plenty of episodes to enjoy.
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Watching a few Korean reality shows as of late. Mostly cooking, travel and comedy ones. Currently hooked on the long running show, Chef & My Fridge.
Unfortunately, not all seasons are available on my region's Netflix. Still, plenty of episodes to enjoy.
Unfortunately, not all seasons are available on my region's Netflix. Still, plenty of episodes to enjoy.
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Watching a few Korean reality shows as of late. Mostly cooking, travel and comedy ones. Currently hooked on the long running show, Chef & My Fridge.
Unfortunately, not all seasons are available on my region's Netflix. Still, plenty of episodes to enjoy.
Unfortunately, not all seasons are available on my region's Netflix. Still, plenty of episodes to enjoy.
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Reposted by Aristurtle
Holy hell, folks. Please protect your mental health. Mute words and phrases today with an automatic expiration by going into settings. If you know what happened in Minneapolis, you know what you need to know for now.
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Holy hell, folks. Please protect your mental health. Mute words and phrases today with an automatic expiration by going into settings. If you know what happened in Minneapolis, you know what you need to know for now.
The man in tattered clothes sat by the road as always, having lived many lives, adorned with pity and contempt plucked from the countless gazes that barely lingered on him. He had nothing, and needed nothing. Perhaps, someday, with an unmourned death, he would return to something.
#vss365 #prompt
#vss365 #prompt
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by Aristurtle
Thank you for your guide to getting off, I will be bookmarking this
That came out wrong
That came out wrong
Google is forcing more generative AI on Gmail users. I couldn’t think of a better moment to finally drop Gmail (and other Google services)!
I have a guide to do just that here: disconnect.blog/getting-off-...
I have a guide to do just that here: disconnect.blog/getting-off-...
January 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Thank you for your guide to getting off, I will be bookmarking this
That came out wrong
That came out wrong
Watching Weak Hero Class 2 on Netflix. Two episodes in.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Watching Weak Hero Class 2 on Netflix. Two episodes in.
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The headmaster's voice boomed across the school yard. The students, in their white uniforms, stood in neat lines, their eyes glazed over and thoughts aimlessly fluttering far away. Then, he ended his speech, and for a moment, there played a symphony of many relieved sighs.
#vss365
#vss365
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
The headmaster's voice boomed across the school yard. The students, in their white uniforms, stood in neat lines, their eyes glazed over and thoughts aimlessly fluttering far away. Then, he ended his speech, and for a moment, there played a symphony of many relieved sighs.
#vss365
#vss365
Okay, so there were some twists and turns, but it was pretty easy to see them coming. Not bad overall. A decent slasher film.
Watching the Italian slasher film, A Classic Horror Story on Netflix. Decent so far. Straightforward premise.
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Okay, so there were some twists and turns, but it was pretty easy to see them coming. Not bad overall. A decent slasher film.
*blushes and giggles in gratitude*
You people are ridiculous.
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
*blushes and giggles in gratitude*
US news at this point is like the opening scroll for a low budget 80s dystopian movie.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
US news at this point is like the opening scroll for a low budget 80s dystopian movie.
Life is just buffering death.
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Life is just buffering death.
Watching the Italian slasher film, A Classic Horror Story on Netflix. Decent so far. Straightforward premise.
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Watching the Italian slasher film, A Classic Horror Story on Netflix. Decent so far. Straightforward premise.
The Indian Civil Services Exam is a ridiculously tough one. In 2022, over 573,000 people took it and only around a 1000 were selected. Its success rate is about 0.078 percent, apparently. The written exam tests your in depth knowledge on a broad range of subjects, including current affairs.
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The Indian Civil Services Exam is a ridiculously tough one. In 2022, over 573,000 people took it and only around a 1000 were selected. Its success rate is about 0.078 percent, apparently. The written exam tests your in depth knowledge on a broad range of subjects, including current affairs.
As the vicious heat reached a feverish crescendo by noon, the man unbuttoned his shirt, obscenely damp from sweat, and leaned back in the patio chair. He felt a faint breeze caress his weary body, and raised the cold beer can to his lips, to savor that true summer's delight.
#vss365 #prompt
#vss365 #prompt
January 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
My 2026 resolution will remain the same as last year's - 1080p.
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
My 2026 resolution will remain the same as last year's - 1080p.
It's New Year's morning and I'm ecstatic that I slept through all the loud fireworks outside last night.
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
It's New Year's morning and I'm ecstatic that I slept through all the loud fireworks outside last night.