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Time for a reboot over here!

Liberal Weedy Ex-vie Snowflake - Mostly tweet about Disney Parks, Fortnite & Deconstruction - He/Him
This feels... exceptionally relevant today:

"We’ve made too many compromises already. Too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again! The line must be drawn here…THIS far, NO further!"
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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There are definitely right and wrong ways to film an ICE arrest.

Credits: Brooklyn Defender Services, Media Tank, Variant Strategies, and Zealous
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@newsfortnite.bsky.social One thing I will say about this season is, "Fuck the person that chose the car radio playlists." Only a sociopath would put Shelter in there. I saw that music video once and it WRECKED me!
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There are reports that SNAP cards are getting funded as of this evening. Is anyone able to confirm?
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Fuck yeah! Next, let's get @katmabu.bsky.social a win!
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Simpsons being in Fortnite seems like the perfect combination of everyone being too young for one thing and too old for the other thing
November 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@newsfortnite.bsky.social Let the matchmaking errors begin!
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
OMG! I freaking LOVED the Council of Skeptics videos! It is fitting. I found The SkepTick through @forrestvalkai.bsky.social's channel, Forrest's through @emmathorne.bsky.social, Emma through @creaky.bsky.social, Creaky through Dave McKeegan & Dave through @scimandan.bsky.social!
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Thank you @bsky.app for adding the ability to save posts! This was the last feature from the other site that I was missing.
September 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Time to rename the WDW attractions in light of this shit:
September 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey @krissymmurphy.bsky.social! Guess who is in your neck of the woods!
July 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey @wdwmagic.bsky.social, I just wanted to thank you for always being a reliable, no-nonsense site. I have been with you since the Force9 days and have seen many other "news" sites rise and fall but you have consistently been a great place to get info.
July 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Fuck you CBS!

"Paramount Plus: A Mountain of Cowardice!"
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
July 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Dean Cain is the Kevin Sorbo of Rob Schneiders.
July 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey @hypex.bsky.social & @ifiremonkey.bsky.social, I bet you guys would get a lot more traction on here now that they enabled notifications when accounts post.
July 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
June 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
@steelseries.com doesn't screw around when it comes to warranty fulfillment!
June 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I was showing this to my wife and, in the gap between "SPACEBALLS" and "Until now..." she said, "We need to fix that." Then "Until now..." showed up and she cheered. 😹
I told you we’d be back
June 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What the actual flaming FUCK is happening in this country?!?
June 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Can I just say how much I disdain ads that are try8ng to stay "relevant"? During the pandemic, it was all the "in these unprecedented times" bullshit, now it is the ones that start by reminding us about prices rising as if we aren't reminded about it all day, every fucking day...
May 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(Can quote almost verbatim.)
April 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Can we stop pretending that the Billionaire-in-Chief is "stepping down" to protect his shitty electric cars? He already has everything he needs. Big Balls & his other cronies have put backdoors into every government system they touched & likely have access to everything else via StarLink.
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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This is a five-alarm fire for John Oliver staffers
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM