Kahn Johnson
@kahnjohnson.bsky.social
Journalist, writer, therapist
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For those that want to read more about my whole cancer palaver, I've finally got round to writing my first blog post - only four months late.
You can read it here and you can also subscribe (it's free) if you want to be emailed when I've written a new post.
open.substack.com/pub/janehill64
You can read it here and you can also subscribe (it's free) if you want to be emailed when I've written a new post.
open.substack.com/pub/janehill64
Have You Got Somebody With You? | Jane Hill | Substack
Ovarian Cancer and me. Click to read "Have You Got Somebody With You?", by Jane Hill, a Substack publication. Launched 24 minutes ago.
open.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
For those that want to read more about my whole cancer palaver, I've finally got round to writing my first blog post - only four months late.
You can read it here and you can also subscribe (it's free) if you want to be emailed when I've written a new post.
open.substack.com/pub/janehill64
You can read it here and you can also subscribe (it's free) if you want to be emailed when I've written a new post.
open.substack.com/pub/janehill64
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January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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I caught me a #haggis ready for Burns Night
Sláinte Mhath, friends! ✨
May your night be full of good cheer and warm hearts
#BurnsNight
Sláinte Mhath, friends! ✨
May your night be full of good cheer and warm hearts
#BurnsNight
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I caught me a #haggis ready for Burns Night
Sláinte Mhath, friends! ✨
May your night be full of good cheer and warm hearts
#BurnsNight
Sláinte Mhath, friends! ✨
May your night be full of good cheer and warm hearts
#BurnsNight
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The nurses are pissed
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The nurses are pissed
Start to finish, the circle is complete (as the ginger whinger would say)
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Start to finish, the circle is complete (as the ginger whinger would say)
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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This should be posted under every post Farage sends and quoted at him in every interview he gives - forever.
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 AM
This should be posted under every post Farage sends and quoted at him in every interview he gives - forever.
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I know SCRATCH MOSS isn't even out yet but I've been given the go-ahead to share the cover design (by the always excellent Sarah Whittaker) for the fourth book in my folk horror series, TWISTED PIKE. Scheduled for October, this is one you won't want to miss as we return to a certain Withered Hill...
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I know SCRATCH MOSS isn't even out yet but I've been given the go-ahead to share the cover design (by the always excellent Sarah Whittaker) for the fourth book in my folk horror series, TWISTED PIKE. Scheduled for October, this is one you won't want to miss as we return to a certain Withered Hill...
I see we've stopped going on about Epstein for the time being.....
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I see we've stopped going on about Epstein for the time being.....
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
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The thing I like particularly about the fact that Isaac Newton invented the catflap is it gives the image of him trying to lay the foundations of classical mechanics but getting distracted by having to let a cat out then in again 40 seconds later and thinking, “Shit, I really need to sort this.”
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The thing I like particularly about the fact that Isaac Newton invented the catflap is it gives the image of him trying to lay the foundations of classical mechanics but getting distracted by having to let a cat out then in again 40 seconds later and thinking, “Shit, I really need to sort this.”
Have finally trudged my way through The War Between The Land And The Sea.
Is Russell ok? Has anyone checked in on him lately?
Is Russell ok? Has anyone checked in on him lately?
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Have finally trudged my way through The War Between The Land And The Sea.
Is Russell ok? Has anyone checked in on him lately?
Is Russell ok? Has anyone checked in on him lately?
I may have mentioned this more than once, but does anyone in charge of such things actually ever listen to the official online commentary when Aldo is at the mic?
It's like having the old guy in the pub banging on endlessly. Only I'm actually paying for his wittering drivel
#Redsky #LFC
It's like having the old guy in the pub banging on endlessly. Only I'm actually paying for his wittering drivel
#Redsky #LFC
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
January 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I'll just do my Sudoku then feed the dogs
*Two sets of eyes bore holes into my soul
I'll just feed the dogs then do my Sudoku
*Two sets of eyes bore holes into my soul
I'll just feed the dogs then do my Sudoku
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I'll just do my Sudoku then feed the dogs
*Two sets of eyes bore holes into my soul
I'll just feed the dogs then do my Sudoku
*Two sets of eyes bore holes into my soul
I'll just feed the dogs then do my Sudoku
"I felt she should have given me her full attention"
He's still available, ladies. Form a queue (and wear a skirt)
He's still available, ladies. Form a queue (and wear a skirt)
“Q: What do you think Jonathan thought of you?
A: It doesn’t matter.”
The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well.
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A: It doesn’t matter.”
The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well.
(via @lindasgrant.bsky.social)
JC blind date: ‘I was surprised she was wearing trousers’ - The Jewish Chronicle
Hopeful singletons Gaby and Jonathan met for dinner at Delicatessen in north London, where the food was kosher and excellent – but what about the chemistry?
www.thejc.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 AM
"I felt she should have given me her full attention"
He's still available, ladies. Form a queue (and wear a skirt)
He's still available, ladies. Form a queue (and wear a skirt)
