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Kahn Johnson
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Journalist, writer, therapist
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Watching this I couldn't get my head round how I was enjoying something boring.
But having slept on it, it's borderline brilliant. There's a lot going on, a lot to unpick, and while Ruffalo and Collette seem to be in different film everyone else delivers.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 41
Robert Pattinson, on the left, and Naomi Ackie, on the right, stare off into the cold whitey-blue distance in Mickey 17
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Still miss this little bastard 💔

#Caturday
The late, great Mr J, asleep on my bed, front paw stretched over his back legs, nose tucked in. You can almost hear the snores
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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The money streaming companies throw at projects. The Woman In Cabin 10 has a stunning cast (Knightley, David Ajala, Guy Pearce, Hannah Waddingham, David Morrissey and Art Fucking Malik), an amazing location (huge super yacht) and a bang-average script.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 40
Keira Knightley looks pensive as she strolls on the deck of a super yacht, the clear blue sky behind her, white fluffy clouds across the sky, wrapped in a coat she only wears once that looks too big to have been packed into the one small case she took on board
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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The @okcomics.bsky.social elves have been so today is now officially New Comics Day!!
Fanned out on a footstool are the latest issues of Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn, plus the latest Supergirl book
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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In which a tech mogul harvests the globe's search data to create an artificial lifeform.
Which back in 2014 we all thought 'ooh, bit scary...' but here in 2025 we all go 'yeah, figures'

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 39
Alicia Vikander as Ava, the AI lifeform, lying on a couch. She has a human face and hands, but a clear skull and her body is a kind of silver mesh.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I can't remember the last time I watched a film and came out of it not knowing what the hell to think....

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 38
Pedro Pascal gets stretched as Reed Richards in the new Fantastic Four film
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The first of these wasn't great, but at least it ticked all the right boxes. But this? This is a horror film made by people who have only ever had horror films described to them by others who have also never seen a horror film.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 37
A Xenomorph gets up close to a terrified Carrie The Waitress in what can only be described as a baffling homage to Jurassic Park
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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You know it's going to be in there, you know it's coming, but still the Hillsborough part of the film hits you like a fucking train.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥 #RedSky #LFC #YNWA

No36
A young Kenny Dalglish and a less-young Emlyn Hughes among other Liverpool players not long after the Kop legend had joined the club
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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You sure, Sky?
The caption on Sky Sports News says the person speaking is Tim Sherwood. It isn't. Not even close
November 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Mr Farrell is making some excellent film choices these days.
Also, now really want to go to Macau

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky🎥

No 35
Colin Farrell, with pencil moustache and expression of faint surprise mixed with mild concern, as Lord Doyle in Ballad Of A Small Player
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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20mins of painful expositional dialogue, quick bit of set-up, then the running and the screaming and the shooting and the splashing kicks in.
Does this film make you think? No
Does it make any sense within the Alien timeline? Also no.
Don't care. It's great.

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks #FilmSky

No 34
Predator emerges in a lot of blue light
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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D'ya know what - this still holds up

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No 33
Keifer Sutherland as a vamped-up David, moodily lit from below like he's shining a torch on his own face
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Much as I can't stand Christmas, it's never too early to practice for the main event....

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
A Mabel's Toad In The Hole in the foreground, a Mabel's Yorkshire Pudding in the background, broccoli to the left, a mountain of carrots and much roast potatoes to the right
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The reality of being a woman....
A tweet from June Slater that reads "These trans women. Do they ever do things like women actually do, run a home, cook, put the washer on, get the kids to school, visit relatives in care homes, budget the bills, clean the house, chauffeur the kids about? You know the reality of being a woman!" Punctuation is tweeter's own
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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So..... thanks?
A small square envelope which has clearly been trodden on and driven over as shown by the vast array of shoe prints and tyre tracks. It says 'FRAGILE' on it. Twice.
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Norwich has lost nearly all of its #vegan businesses, but thankfully options at places like The Street Cafe are still on the menu so breakfasts can be breakfasted.

#VeganFood #VeganSky
Right, from the left we have baked beans, hash browns, vegan saussies, grilled tomatoes, a tofu hash (new recipe, barbeque sauce, it's great) and mushrooms. There was also grilled avocado lurking but I offloaded that before taking the picture
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Had forgotten just how slick and fun this film is. Also glad of the rewatch as had completely forgotten the twist and there's a sequel coming....

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks

No 32

#FilmSky🎥
Isla Fisher holds a rabbit while Jesse Eisenberg shows everyone the box is empty in Now You See Me
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Is it me or is @maxrushden.bsky.social looking a bit rough these days?
A man in a red top and black coat with an impressive moustache stands in front of a tree. A Debenhams sign is seen in the background, over his right shoulder
October 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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There was something called a regenerative food fair in Norwich. Plan was to just pop in, look around, grab lunch, leave.
Kinda failed a bit.
Did talk to people about @jigsawtherapynorf.bsky.social though, so that was good

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
A few of the things from the food fair - two bottles of Norfolk Rum (top left, aged in oak barrels, limited edition, and top right the Christmas Liqueur), some Doodle Donuts (at the back, an apple cinnamon, a raspberry mummy and a creme brulé), some spring rolls from Chim Chim Thai (from left in the white box) some golden ghost (the jar) and some Verde Vibes (the bottle) from Original G Sauce, and a burger from TFI Vegan (still wrapped in foil). A box of king oyster mushrooms A box of various oyster mushrooms. Like the king oysters, farmed near Dereham in Norfolk
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Made this. No idea what it is but do wish I'd written the sodding recipe down. Lentils and chilli peppers were involved, tinned tomatoes, onions definitely, garlic probably. It's when it comes to the herbs and spices....

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky
A bowl of stew. Probably. It's a reddish concoction, has lentils, onions, green chilis, spinach leaves all mixed together. Hearty is a good word here.
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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The latest adventure of President Bear

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#PresidentBear #TimeMagazine #Time #Substack #Trump #Witterings
A cover of Time Magazine with President Bear (who might look a little like a certain American President if that President was cute and a bear) looking pleased and proud and is wearing a red tie
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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“They “disappeared” my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!"

That's.... that's an M, Donny. The M from TIME, the title of the magazine you seem to covert so much.
The TIME magazine cover that has upset President Trump so much. The shot is taken from under his chin with the sun behind his head, showing his thin hair. The word TIME is behind his head, with the bottom of the M obscured, causing some confusion for the president
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Ahh fuck it, might as well as I've watched the first three....

#Another52FilmsIn52Weeks
No 31
#FilmSky🎥
Renee Zelwiggyferwotsit does that pursed lips thing as she talks to Hugh Grant's Daniel (out of shot) in Bridget Jones 4 Mad About The Boy
October 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Given we haven't recorded a new one in at least three years, that's quite impressive

#DoctorWho
October 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Sunday
Three dogs asleep. Third (small and brown) and Sourdough (medium white) are on the sofa, Potato (a small black fluffy bear) is on the floor. All three are facing to the right, snoring away
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM