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Construction workers:
Me, every time, without fail: “ROAD WORK AHEAD?! Uhhhh YEAH, I sure *hope* it does!!!”
Me, every time, without fail: “ROAD WORK AHEAD?! Uhhhh YEAH, I sure *hope* it does!!!”
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Construction workers:
Me, every time, without fail: “ROAD WORK AHEAD?! Uhhhh YEAH, I sure *hope* it does!!!”
Me, every time, without fail: “ROAD WORK AHEAD?! Uhhhh YEAH, I sure *hope* it does!!!”
Nothing could have prepared me for the trump blowing blow Clinton lore drop.
On the bright side, the lore drop to distract from this is about to go absolutely bonkers.
On the bright side, the lore drop to distract from this is about to go absolutely bonkers.
What crazy lore drop do yall think we’re going to get next to distract from the latest Epstein Files bombshell?
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nothing could have prepared me for the trump blowing blow Clinton lore drop.
On the bright side, the lore drop to distract from this is about to go absolutely bonkers.
On the bright side, the lore drop to distract from this is about to go absolutely bonkers.
trump did WHAT to Bill Clinton?!
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
trump did WHAT to Bill Clinton?!
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just a reminder that when ebooks are on sale on amazon , they’re usually also on sale at our good friend @bookshop.org !!! shop indie when you can!!
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November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
just a reminder that when ebooks are on sale on amazon , they’re usually also on sale at our good friend @bookshop.org !!! shop indie when you can!!
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What crazy lore drop do yall think we’re going to get next to distract from the latest Epstein Files bombshell?
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
What crazy lore drop do yall think we’re going to get next to distract from the latest Epstein Files bombshell?
“Bow before me, peasants. Bring me your finest kibble.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Bow before me, peasants. Bring me your finest kibble.”
I miss the old Holiday Sprite. Fuck the spiced cranberry bullshit. I don’t want my sprite to taste like cloves.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I miss the old Holiday Sprite. Fuck the spiced cranberry bullshit. I don’t want my sprite to taste like cloves.
Thank you, Peer Pressure. I am finally starting Heavenly Bodies.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thank you, Peer Pressure. I am finally starting Heavenly Bodies.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Third act breakup is such a waste of tiime ugh 😣
We all know you’re gonna smoosh faces again, don’t give me any of this “I have to break up with you to protect you” nonsense
We all know you’re gonna smoosh faces again, don’t give me any of this “I have to break up with you to protect you” nonsense
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Third act breakup is such a waste of tiime ugh 😣
We all know you’re gonna smoosh faces again, don’t give me any of this “I have to break up with you to protect you” nonsense
We all know you’re gonna smoosh faces again, don’t give me any of this “I have to break up with you to protect you” nonsense
I’m watching Wicked: One Wonderful Night and I’m literally sobbing and haven’t even made it through the intro.
Why am I like this
Why am I like this
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m watching Wicked: One Wonderful Night and I’m literally sobbing and haven’t even made it through the intro.
Why am I like this
Why am I like this
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excuse me
tattoos??
piercings??
a fat ASS?
how are you doing angel lemme talk to you for a MINUTE
tattoos??
piercings??
a fat ASS?
how are you doing angel lemme talk to you for a MINUTE
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
excuse me
tattoos??
piercings??
a fat ASS?
how are you doing angel lemme talk to you for a MINUTE
tattoos??
piercings??
a fat ASS?
how are you doing angel lemme talk to you for a MINUTE
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I just saw a girl on TikTok say she’s looking for a stalker to feed her, bring her wine, and buy her books.
Girl, put the stalker romances down. I’ve been stalked, it’s not cute or fun. It’s violating as hell and actually terrifying.
Girl, put the stalker romances down. I’ve been stalked, it’s not cute or fun. It’s violating as hell and actually terrifying.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I just saw a girl on TikTok say she’s looking for a stalker to feed her, bring her wine, and buy her books.
Girl, put the stalker romances down. I’ve been stalked, it’s not cute or fun. It’s violating as hell and actually terrifying.
Girl, put the stalker romances down. I’ve been stalked, it’s not cute or fun. It’s violating as hell and actually terrifying.
I always find it so funny when a Gen X colleague approaches me like, “did you know ai could do THIS…!?”
Dawg, I’m a chronically online zillennial.
Dawg, I’m a chronically online zillennial.
a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you
ALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I always find it so funny when a Gen X colleague approaches me like, “did you know ai could do THIS…!?”
Dawg, I’m a chronically online zillennial.
Dawg, I’m a chronically online zillennial.
I’m so horn-happy today. I honked at a boomer for three minutes straight bc they decided to stop in the middle of a 55mph road, in the passing lane, bc they missed their turn.
Naturally instead of continuing to drive, they decided to make it everyone’s problem.
Naturally instead of continuing to drive, they decided to make it everyone’s problem.
a man driving a car with the words move get out the way get out the way written on the screen
ALT: a man driving a car with the words move get out the way get out the way written on the screen
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m so horn-happy today. I honked at a boomer for three minutes straight bc they decided to stop in the middle of a 55mph road, in the passing lane, bc they missed their turn.
Naturally instead of continuing to drive, they decided to make it everyone’s problem.
Naturally instead of continuing to drive, they decided to make it everyone’s problem.
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Happy Publication Day to all this week's new releases!
📚 Q: What's the last book you added to your TBR?
(Mine is Valley of the Moms, by Hannah Selinger)
#pubday #netgalley #qotd #addtotbr #newreleases #newbooks #nowavailable #newreleasetuesday #nowlive #netgalleyarc #BookSky
📚 Q: What's the last book you added to your TBR?
(Mine is Valley of the Moms, by Hannah Selinger)
#pubday #netgalley #qotd #addtotbr #newreleases #newbooks #nowavailable #newreleasetuesday #nowlive #netgalleyarc #BookSky
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Happy Publication Day to all this week's new releases!
📚 Q: What's the last book you added to your TBR?
(Mine is Valley of the Moms, by Hannah Selinger)
#pubday #netgalley #qotd #addtotbr #newreleases #newbooks #nowavailable #newreleasetuesday #nowlive #netgalleyarc #BookSky
📚 Q: What's the last book you added to your TBR?
(Mine is Valley of the Moms, by Hannah Selinger)
#pubday #netgalley #qotd #addtotbr #newreleases #newbooks #nowavailable #newreleasetuesday #nowlive #netgalleyarc #BookSky
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Also just a quick shoutout bc the artist is on bsky. you did an amazing job, Monty 🍆💗
🦇Got to do this beautiful Vampire piece for Author @carissabroadbent.bsky.social 🖋️
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Also just a quick shoutout bc the artist is on bsky. you did an amazing job, Monty 🍆💗
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