Kaeos Reads 🐉📚✨🧚🏼♀️
@kaeosreads.bsky.social
30 l 🏳️🌈 | Chaotic | Reader | Anxious | Dog Owner
When I was a kid, I wanted to be Kim Possible so bad.
I somehow ended up Wade rofl. Chronically online, homebody lurker solving everyone’s problems for them. 🤪
I somehow ended up Wade rofl. Chronically online, homebody lurker solving everyone’s problems for them. 🤪
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When I was a kid, I wanted to be Kim Possible so bad.
I somehow ended up Wade rofl. Chronically online, homebody lurker solving everyone’s problems for them. 🤪
I somehow ended up Wade rofl. Chronically online, homebody lurker solving everyone’s problems for them. 🤪
Honestly someone messaged me accusing me of using AI for my cutie little avatar.
Jokes on them bc @ivanessabailey.bsky.social actually made this for me and I’m still obsessed. 🥲
Jokes on them bc @ivanessabailey.bsky.social actually made this for me and I’m still obsessed. 🥲
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Honestly someone messaged me accusing me of using AI for my cutie little avatar.
Jokes on them bc @ivanessabailey.bsky.social actually made this for me and I’m still obsessed. 🥲
Jokes on them bc @ivanessabailey.bsky.social actually made this for me and I’m still obsessed. 🥲
“Bow before me, peasants. Bring me your finest kibble.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Bow before me, peasants. Bring me your finest kibble.”
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You guys, they came, they’re real, they’re hand signed.
I was so overwhelmed that I teared up and accidentally told my husband that this is the best day of my life, to which he responded, “fuck my drag, right?” 🤣
I was so overwhelmed that I teared up and accidentally told my husband that this is the best day of my life, to which he responded, “fuck my drag, right?” 🤣
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You guys, they came, they’re real, they’re hand signed.
I was so overwhelmed that I teared up and accidentally told my husband that this is the best day of my life, to which he responded, “fuck my drag, right?” 🤣
I was so overwhelmed that I teared up and accidentally told my husband that this is the best day of my life, to which he responded, “fuck my drag, right?” 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Otter has entered her unhinged teenager era at nearly 7 months old. I literally have to wear pants and long skirts in 80+ degree weather bc my legs are covered in scrapes and bruises from her. 🥲
Pray for me for the next year or so hahaha
Pray for me for the next year or so hahaha
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Otter has entered her unhinged teenager era at nearly 7 months old. I literally have to wear pants and long skirts in 80+ degree weather bc my legs are covered in scrapes and bruises from her. 🥲
Pray for me for the next year or so hahaha
Pray for me for the next year or so hahaha
Anyway, here is my tattoo inspired by the War of Lost Hearts Series to represent the three main POV characters and the pools of magic.
Skull to represent my beloved Aefe and death.
Snake made of smoke for Maxantarius Farlione and Life
And obviously the red butterflies for Tisaanah and Change.
Skull to represent my beloved Aefe and death.
Snake made of smoke for Maxantarius Farlione and Life
And obviously the red butterflies for Tisaanah and Change.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyway, here is my tattoo inspired by the War of Lost Hearts Series to represent the three main POV characters and the pools of magic.
Skull to represent my beloved Aefe and death.
Snake made of smoke for Maxantarius Farlione and Life
And obviously the red butterflies for Tisaanah and Change.
Skull to represent my beloved Aefe and death.
Snake made of smoke for Maxantarius Farlione and Life
And obviously the red butterflies for Tisaanah and Change.
Bag secured, crashout averted.
October 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bag secured, crashout averted.
Jizzbob (the license plate) has finally retired and somehow I fcking got a variation of BJ ZAP as my new one? What kind of DMV karma have I amassed??
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Jizzbob (the license plate) has finally retired and somehow I fcking got a variation of BJ ZAP as my new one? What kind of DMV karma have I amassed??
I have a pimple by my mouth that looks like pizza sauce, I have been cleaning for seven hours, but the acoustics in my new house has me feelin like I’m fuckin Kelly clarkson
October 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have a pimple by my mouth that looks like pizza sauce, I have been cleaning for seven hours, but the acoustics in my new house has me feelin like I’m fuckin Kelly clarkson
Anyway, here is the DRAGON SKULL I have to display on my bookshelf
September 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Anyway, here is the DRAGON SKULL I have to display on my bookshelf
WHY DID MY ALGORITHM HAVE TO DRAG ME WITH THE LYRICS LIKE THAT 🤣
How Pinterest sees me
- character
- animal
- lyrics
- weather
How Pinterest sees me
- character
- animal
- lyrics
- weather
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
WHY DID MY ALGORITHM HAVE TO DRAG ME WITH THE LYRICS LIKE THAT 🤣
How Pinterest sees me
- character
- animal
- lyrics
- weather
How Pinterest sees me
- character
- animal
- lyrics
- weather
I love it when old people just say the most random shit in a comment section.
September 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I love it when old people just say the most random shit in a comment section.
MY BIG GORL IS SIX MONTHS OLD TODAY IM CRYING!
we also picked her up from daycare yesterday and the owner told us she has a boyfriend now. Apparently Otter is OBSESSED with a mastiff puppy and he is equally obsessed with her🥲
we also picked her up from daycare yesterday and the owner told us she has a boyfriend now. Apparently Otter is OBSESSED with a mastiff puppy and he is equally obsessed with her🥲
September 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
MY BIG GORL IS SIX MONTHS OLD TODAY IM CRYING!
we also picked her up from daycare yesterday and the owner told us she has a boyfriend now. Apparently Otter is OBSESSED with a mastiff puppy and he is equally obsessed with her🥲
we also picked her up from daycare yesterday and the owner told us she has a boyfriend now. Apparently Otter is OBSESSED with a mastiff puppy and he is equally obsessed with her🥲
“I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!” - The 2025 rapture
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!” - The 2025 rapture
It’s the first day of fall and hurricane season really wants us to know that.
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It’s the first day of fall and hurricane season really wants us to know that.
No bc my OwlCrate Arcana Academy arrived and I’m nutting. Photos don’t do it justice. AND THE ENDPAPERS ARE SO GOOD
September 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No bc my OwlCrate Arcana Academy arrived and I’m nutting. Photos don’t do it justice. AND THE ENDPAPERS ARE SO GOOD
I’ve been a little busy, but here are my current reads:
My current reads!
📖 - Katabasis by RF Kuang
🎧 - The Fallen and the Kiss of Dusk by Carissa Broadbent
📲 - We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark (ARC)
What are y’all reading rn
#booksky
My current reads!
📖 - Katabasis by RF Kuang
🎧 - The Fallen and the Kiss of Dusk by Carissa Broadbent
📲 - We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark (ARC)
What are y’all reading rn
#booksky
September 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’ve been a little busy, but here are my current reads:
My current reads!
📖 - Katabasis by RF Kuang
🎧 - The Fallen and the Kiss of Dusk by Carissa Broadbent
📲 - We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark (ARC)
What are y’all reading rn
#booksky
My current reads!
📖 - Katabasis by RF Kuang
🎧 - The Fallen and the Kiss of Dusk by Carissa Broadbent
📲 - We Who Will Die by Stacia Stark (ARC)
What are y’all reading rn
#booksky
AND Shield of Sparrow book 2 title? WHO ELSE IS CATERING TO ME?!
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
AND Shield of Sparrow book 2 title? WHO ELSE IS CATERING TO ME?!
ALSO, Otter decided to rip the tongue out of her American Lamb Chop to silence her. Feels pretty accurate considering…. *looks around*
But now I have to admit I’m afraid I’m raising a Fascist. 😫
#dogsky
But now I have to admit I’m afraid I’m raising a Fascist. 😫
#dogsky
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
ALSO, Otter decided to rip the tongue out of her American Lamb Chop to silence her. Feels pretty accurate considering…. *looks around*
But now I have to admit I’m afraid I’m raising a Fascist. 😫
#dogsky
But now I have to admit I’m afraid I’m raising a Fascist. 😫
#dogsky