Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer
@kaburi.bsky.social
Just a little guy trying to live to see them die.
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There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball. 🙎
My current life philosophy, whenever I do something that's even the slightest bit unorthodox:
I have the mental version of the Benjamin Button disease. When I was a young gifted kid, my mom often told me I was like a 40-year-old in a 10-year-old's body. And now that I'm in my 40's, I'm like a 10-year-old with no adult supervision.
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I have the mental version of the Benjamin Button disease. When I was a young gifted kid, my mom often told me I was like a 40-year-old in a 10-year-old's body. And now that I'm in my 40's, I'm like a 10-year-old with no adult supervision.
Death Becomes Sausage
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage"
The Invisible Sausage
The Invisible Sausage
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage"
The Maltese Sausage
The Maltese Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Death Becomes Sausage
I beat Final Fantasy V yesterday, and it's the first one where I felt like I missed important stuff.
It's also the first one where I want to replay it sooner rather than later, because the job system was so fun to figure out.
Anyway that's five pixel remasters down, one to go.
It's also the first one where I want to replay it sooner rather than later, because the job system was so fun to figure out.
Anyway that's five pixel remasters down, one to go.
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I beat Final Fantasy V yesterday, and it's the first one where I felt like I missed important stuff.
It's also the first one where I want to replay it sooner rather than later, because the job system was so fun to figure out.
Anyway that's five pixel remasters down, one to go.
It's also the first one where I want to replay it sooner rather than later, because the job system was so fun to figure out.
Anyway that's five pixel remasters down, one to go.
Dug out more driveway today. Goal is to reach the mailbox by Sunday.
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Dug out more driveway today. Goal is to reach the mailbox by Sunday.
Today's Genius Lifehack:
Adding pistachio coffee syrup to hot chocolate
Adding pistachio coffee syrup to hot chocolate
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Today's Genius Lifehack:
Adding pistachio coffee syrup to hot chocolate
Adding pistachio coffee syrup to hot chocolate
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“i guess i would call it communism” is the funniest thing ive ever read. does he know what anything is.
He’s shaken because 5 women asked for his credentials…imagine ICE asking you for your papers…
January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
“i guess i would call it communism” is the funniest thing ive ever read. does he know what anything is.
Very much overexerted myself shoveling this afternoon, took a long shower and some Tylenol and now I'm gonna lay down
January 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Very much overexerted myself shoveling this afternoon, took a long shower and some Tylenol and now I'm gonna lay down
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You know when folk music gets really freaking good, the times are in fact very bad.
January 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
You know when folk music gets really freaking good, the times are in fact very bad.
Last night's chicken fajitas become today's lunch nachos.
January 28, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Last night's chicken fajitas become today's lunch nachos.
I made this little fidget toy with leftover pieces from the giant Battle Droid Lego set, and I realized the black part looks just like the brew head on my espresso maker...
So I'm now fucking around in Lego Studio with making a coffee shop, using the bar from the tavern project as a placeholder.
So I'm now fucking around in Lego Studio with making a coffee shop, using the bar from the tavern project as a placeholder.
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I made this little fidget toy with leftover pieces from the giant Battle Droid Lego set, and I realized the black part looks just like the brew head on my espresso maker...
So I'm now fucking around in Lego Studio with making a coffee shop, using the bar from the tavern project as a placeholder.
So I'm now fucking around in Lego Studio with making a coffee shop, using the bar from the tavern project as a placeholder.
This is all I could manage today: two sessions of slowly shaving the driveway.
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This is all I could manage today: two sessions of slowly shaving the driveway.
I have a plan:
1) open the garage door
2) use the analog shovel to clear a 5' square immediately outside the garage
3) big extension cord
4) close the garage door
5) leaf blower to get the top 10-12 inches cleared from the driveway
6) electric shovel to clear the remaining 4-6 inches
1) open the garage door
2) use the analog shovel to clear a 5' square immediately outside the garage
3) big extension cord
4) close the garage door
5) leaf blower to get the top 10-12 inches cleared from the driveway
6) electric shovel to clear the remaining 4-6 inches
January 27, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I have a plan:
1) open the garage door
2) use the analog shovel to clear a 5' square immediately outside the garage
3) big extension cord
4) close the garage door
5) leaf blower to get the top 10-12 inches cleared from the driveway
6) electric shovel to clear the remaining 4-6 inches
1) open the garage door
2) use the analog shovel to clear a 5' square immediately outside the garage
3) big extension cord
4) close the garage door
5) leaf blower to get the top 10-12 inches cleared from the driveway
6) electric shovel to clear the remaining 4-6 inches
I hate this so much.
January 26, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I hate this so much.
The official snow total for Sudbury MA is 16.2", and my back property line is the Sudbury/Framingham town line, so I'm going with that number.
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The official snow total for Sudbury MA is 16.2", and my back property line is the Sudbury/Framingham town line, so I'm going with that number.
So, um, this is a 24" table between my grill and my smoker on the deck.
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 PM
So, um, this is a 24" table between my grill and my smoker on the deck.
So the snow is piling up against the doors out to the deck, proving once again that New England is in fact Hell.
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
So the snow is piling up against the doors out to the deck, proving once again that New England is in fact Hell.
Turned some of yesterday's roast chicken into a chicken pot pie!
January 25, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Turned some of yesterday's roast chicken into a chicken pot pie!
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You really done fucked up when the entire nursing establishment turns against you, man.
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 PM
You really done fucked up when the entire nursing establishment turns against you, man.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
If this is what they're doing on camera in the streets...
January 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If this is what they're doing on camera in the streets...
Today in Snowmageddeon Prep:
1) moved griddle into the garage for no-power cooking
2) charged backup batteries and emergency radio
3) set aside four gallons of drinking water
4) made sure firewood was inside and dry
Later today I'll salt the driveway/sidewalk.
1) moved griddle into the garage for no-power cooking
2) charged backup batteries and emergency radio
3) set aside four gallons of drinking water
4) made sure firewood was inside and dry
Later today I'll salt the driveway/sidewalk.
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Today in Snowmageddeon Prep:
1) moved griddle into the garage for no-power cooking
2) charged backup batteries and emergency radio
3) set aside four gallons of drinking water
4) made sure firewood was inside and dry
Later today I'll salt the driveway/sidewalk.
1) moved griddle into the garage for no-power cooking
2) charged backup batteries and emergency radio
3) set aside four gallons of drinking water
4) made sure firewood was inside and dry
Later today I'll salt the driveway/sidewalk.
Today I learned Zelda is terrified of the bread machine.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Today I learned Zelda is terrified of the bread machine.
The phrase "thunder snow" came up in the weather forecast tonight.
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The phrase "thunder snow" came up in the weather forecast tonight.
I'm playing Final Fantasy V now, and my brain keeps calling him Bratz Chocobo. I sat down with the intention of drawing a Bratz™ chocobo, but the sketch came out reasonably cute and now I can't bring myself to slut it up.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I'm playing Final Fantasy V now, and my brain keeps calling him Bratz Chocobo. I sat down with the intention of drawing a Bratz™ chocobo, but the sketch came out reasonably cute and now I can't bring myself to slut it up.