Jyadae (Sadé with a Jah)🩷
@jyadae.bsky.social
I know a lot of things about a lot of things🤓
Petite is french for “small”
ok i’ve been looking at more photos of myself recently and i’ve accepted that if i have to buy my pants in “petite” so don’t drag the floor,ok cool yea maybe that descriptor fits — but can we just find a new word?! whooomst in the fashion world landed on “petite”?!?! 😣
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Petite is french for “small”
The fact that mine seemed so squeaky clean and then told me how he went to jail and decided to turn his life around. Mind you the version i met is a man intelligent man with goals, ambition, drive, and he actually makes steps towards said goals. Yeah I that did it for me.
*1 hour into this 2.5 hour conversation*
Me, thinking: [I wonder if he's too square for me. . . ]
Him: "yeah, cuz. . . back in the day, I used to sell drugs"
Me:
Me, thinking: [I wonder if he's too square for me. . . ]
Him: "yeah, cuz. . . back in the day, I used to sell drugs"
Me:
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The fact that mine seemed so squeaky clean and then told me how he went to jail and decided to turn his life around. Mind you the version i met is a man intelligent man with goals, ambition, drive, and he actually makes steps towards said goals. Yeah I that did it for me.
Breaking my collarbone. Its so bad that i couldn’t wear necklaces without getting anxious until i was in my 20’s
One thing you’re irrationally afraid of?
I’ll give you mine. Being in surgery and the hospital losing power.
I’ll give you mine. Being in surgery and the hospital losing power.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Breaking my collarbone. Its so bad that i couldn’t wear necklaces without getting anxious until i was in my 20’s
These are good and not too sweet but they’re small af and you only get 4. Would I pay $2.50 for them again? No. Would I pay a dollar? Yes. 7/10
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
These are good and not too sweet but they’re small af and you only get 4. Would I pay $2.50 for them again? No. Would I pay a dollar? Yes. 7/10
As a fellow Houston Hottie who also was cooking her ass off yesterday im so proud of my girl!
Elite southern cooking skills
Do you know how good a turkey gotta be for it to be nothing but bone at the end of the night?? And everyone has a itis face/walk? My girl throws DOWN!!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
As a fellow Houston Hottie who also was cooking her ass off yesterday im so proud of my girl!
Do you know how good a turkey gotta be for it to be nothing but bone at the end of the night?? And everyone has a itis face/walk? My girl throws DOWN!!!
Megan Thee Stallion made Thanksgiving dinner for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃🍗🧀🫘🍰
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Do you know how good a turkey gotta be for it to be nothing but bone at the end of the night?? And everyone has a itis face/walk? My girl throws DOWN!!!
First of all do not start rapping until we are at least 4 dates in cause i need to like you to not immediately bop you in the adams apple.
A 5 min freestyle is actually insane. They don’t even make 5 min tracks anymore
A 5 min freestyle is actually insane. They don’t even make 5 min tracks anymore
Ladies, what’s your reaction when your date’s freestyle hits minute 5?
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
First of all do not start rapping until we are at least 4 dates in cause i need to like you to not immediately bop you in the adams apple.
A 5 min freestyle is actually insane. They don’t even make 5 min tracks anymore
A 5 min freestyle is actually insane. They don’t even make 5 min tracks anymore
Excuse me Texas I have a question. WHERE TF IS BETO O’ROURKE??? Why tf I aint seen him in years? Did yall piss him off that bad?!?!?
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Excuse me Texas I have a question. WHERE TF IS BETO O’ROURKE??? Why tf I aint seen him in years? Did yall piss him off that bad?!?!?
As bad as i want to be married and be somebody’s wife, i will NEVER fight this hard. Like damn shawty you cool?? Are you a “forever gf”?
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
As bad as i want to be married and be somebody’s wife, i will NEVER fight this hard. Like damn shawty you cool?? Are you a “forever gf”?
Exactly we are coworkers in the office and strangers in the world. Do not attempt to speak to me outside these walls
absolutely not
i’ll leave a follow request sitting right there, & be just a friendly in the office
i’ll leave a follow request sitting right there, & be just a friendly in the office
Do yall follow your co-workers on social media?
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Exactly we are coworkers in the office and strangers in the world. Do not attempt to speak to me outside these walls
Update:
I absolutely need therapy but thats not today’s problem. Fuck it we ball!
I absolutely need therapy but thats not today’s problem. Fuck it we ball!
Breaking news:
I might need therapy.
More at 11
I might need therapy.
More at 11
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Update:
I absolutely need therapy but thats not today’s problem. Fuck it we ball!
I absolutely need therapy but thats not today’s problem. Fuck it we ball!
Is it bad that i can read a text full of nothing but typos but because i constantly make them it makes full sense? Like the amount of times i type “ehat” instead of “what” is insane. I gotta slow my ass down
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Is it bad that i can read a text full of nothing but typos but because i constantly make them it makes full sense? Like the amount of times i type “ehat” instead of “what” is insane. I gotta slow my ass down
I see whats you did there… fine ill bite, where can i watch?
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I see whats you did there… fine ill bite, where can i watch?
Oh by the way, I’m about to get everything I want.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh by the way, I’m about to get everything I want.
🎵“Mamaaaa is massa gonna sell us tomorrooooowwwwww”🎶
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
🎵“Mamaaaa is massa gonna sell us tomorrooooowwwwww”🎶
My granny used to make a tuna noodle casserole and it was the only way I would eat tuna and I could only eat hers. So being that she died in January 2018 I haven’t had tuna since like August 2017. Today I am craving her casserole but I know I’m not gonna be able to get hers.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My granny used to make a tuna noodle casserole and it was the only way I would eat tuna and I could only eat hers. So being that she died in January 2018 I haven’t had tuna since like August 2017. Today I am craving her casserole but I know I’m not gonna be able to get hers.
I do until im having great sex with a great guy
do y'all still think about great sex you had w not great people?
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I do until im having great sex with a great guy
Im a curious ass person but it aint ever been that deep👀
So yall ain’t never smoked just a smidgen of crack? Caught a whiff of that bugga suga? Just a little dab of hairon? Nuffin? Not even out of curiosity? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Im a curious ass person but it aint ever been that deep👀
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
Boyfriend
Pussy
🧐
Money
Boyfriend
Pussy
🧐
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
Boyfriend
Pussy
🧐
Money
Boyfriend
Pussy
🧐
There has been 2 different times ive had to temporarily sleep on either a blow up mattress or regular mattress on the floor. Best believe i had pillows, sheets, and all the bells an whistles. A dog bed is insane!
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There has been 2 different times ive had to temporarily sleep on either a blow up mattress or regular mattress on the floor. Best believe i had pillows, sheets, and all the bells an whistles. A dog bed is insane!
Its not that we hate vegans its we hate how pretentious vegans are. Yall do more yelling at people than yall do at the systems you’re really mad at. Tryna guilt me out of eating a burger when im just tryna survive this fucked up world is not going to make me want to listen its gonna piss me off
Y’all love to hate vegans when really you need to be directing all of that energy towards factory farms, big Ag, and big dairy. All of whom colonize our taste buds 🤷🏽♀️
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Its not that we hate vegans its we hate how pretentious vegans are. Yall do more yelling at people than yall do at the systems you’re really mad at. Tryna guilt me out of eating a burger when im just tryna survive this fucked up world is not going to make me want to listen its gonna piss me off
YES ITS THIS, THIS IS THE WAY!
Autism: I prefer routines
ADHD: I prefer variety
AuDHD: I want a routine that changes but not too much, just slightly, but also stays the same
(Dr Kojo Sarfo)
ADHD: I prefer variety
AuDHD: I want a routine that changes but not too much, just slightly, but also stays the same
(Dr Kojo Sarfo)
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
YES ITS THIS, THIS IS THE WAY!
Cause i’ll be damned if im getting yelled at for asking questions and trying to learn something new
lmao! How did so many of you escape your childhood without learning??
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Cause i’ll be damned if im getting yelled at for asking questions and trying to learn something new
Lol my brother definitely been plotting since he was a toddler. the moment he realized what leftovers where it was over for me and my momma😂😂
Men plotting on your leftovers starts so young. This boy been plotting on the other half of my steak and cheese since we left the restaurant yesterday.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Lol my brother definitely been plotting since he was a toddler. the moment he realized what leftovers where it was over for me and my momma😂😂
I work in the school district with the kids. I deserve my week off!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I work in the school district with the kids. I deserve my week off!!