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The best twist of any movie in 2025 is Nas suddenly appearing to deconstruct “Piano Man” in the HBO Billy Joel doc.
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The best twist of any movie in 2025 is Nas suddenly appearing to deconstruct “Piano Man” in the HBO Billy Joel doc.
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I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life
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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you
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Ahahaha, dudes rock
June 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ahahaha, dudes rock
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"AI" guys are constantly fumbling around in black and white like the dope in the first part of an infomercial.
AI will never be able to craft a sentence as depressing and confounding as this, human creativity wins every time
June 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"AI" guys are constantly fumbling around in black and white like the dope in the first part of an infomercial.
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thought I was all good when my doctor said i was healthy as a horse; turns out he was referring to one specific horse, 'Sick Matthew'
May 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
thought I was all good when my doctor said i was healthy as a horse; turns out he was referring to one specific horse, 'Sick Matthew'
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Me: you are so blessed to be Canadian, I cannot stand it here in the United States, I’m sorry, it just sucks and makes me sad.
Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up
Me: I was talking about the candy bars
Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up
Me: I was talking about the candy bars
May 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me: you are so blessed to be Canadian, I cannot stand it here in the United States, I’m sorry, it just sucks and makes me sad.
Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up
Me: I was talking about the candy bars
Canadian: yeah, your government is fucked up
Me: I was talking about the candy bars
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Couldn’t be me
Considering becoming hinged
April 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Couldn’t be me
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For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
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just took me so long to figure out how to cancel a subscription i had to lie down
April 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
just took me so long to figure out how to cancel a subscription i had to lie down
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Val Kilmer was a great actor and an incredible movie star. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/m...
Val Kilmer, Film Star Who Played Batman and Jim Morrison, Dies at 65
A wide-ranging leading man who earned critical praise, he was known to be charismatic but unpredictable. At one point he dropped out of Hollywood for a decade.
www.nytimes.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Val Kilmer was a great actor and an incredible movie star. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/m...