Desi Jedeikin
@desijed.bsky.social
Co-host Hollywood Crime Scene and Bitchslap podcasts
#lgm
#lgm
well at least we have the dumbest, most morally bankrupt person alive in charge
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
well at least we have the dumbest, most morally bankrupt person alive in charge
testicles are the guacamole of penis creation
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
testicles are the guacamole of penis creation
this cheered me up
December 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
this cheered me up
nothing makes me lose my will to live more than having to go into guitar center
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
nothing makes me lose my will to live more than having to go into guitar center
i’m not well
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i’m not well
i’ve never been more innocent than just now, trying to find an old mickey rooney film clip and searching ‘girl crazy dildo’
not what i was looking for!!
not what i was looking for!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i’ve never been more innocent than just now, trying to find an old mickey rooney film clip and searching ‘girl crazy dildo’
not what i was looking for!!
not what i was looking for!!
the way i rushed to the new ryan lizza post and was immediately rewarded
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
the way i rushed to the new ryan lizza post and was immediately rewarded
i didn’t believe trump blew bubba until i saw this pic
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i didn’t believe trump blew bubba until i saw this pic
the way I go from ‘I wish I was mary’ to ‘never mind’ in just a few lyrics is wild
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the way I go from ‘I wish I was mary’ to ‘never mind’ in just a few lyrics is wild
Me as a child seeing Bernadette Peters and Steve Martin sing ‘Tonight You Belong to Me’ in The Jerk for the first time:
This is romance
This is romance
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Me as a child seeing Bernadette Peters and Steve Martin sing ‘Tonight You Belong to Me’ in The Jerk for the first time:
This is romance
This is romance
also boring
The legend continues!
Shohei Ohtani is the NL MVP for the second straight season!
Shohei Ohtani is the NL MVP for the second straight season!
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
also boring
boring
Aaron Judge is MVP again!
It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!
It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
boring
Reposted by Desi Jedeikin
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Reposted by Desi Jedeikin
wish i could see debra messing crying
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
wish i could see debra messing crying
i respect sliwa voters more than cuomo voters
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i respect sliwa voters more than cuomo voters
the bad news is we can no longer say ‘why not dick cheney?’ when someone cool dies
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
the bad news is we can no longer say ‘why not dick cheney?’ when someone cool dies
i regret looking into why everyone was talking about shit
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
i regret looking into why everyone was talking about shit
i feel at my most disgusting when getting a pedicure
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i feel at my most disgusting when getting a pedicure
whenever you go to the airport you will see a pink man with a southern accent on a business trip talking to everyone
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
whenever you go to the airport you will see a pink man with a southern accent on a business trip talking to everyone
i would rather have bad sound than see someone hold a baby mic
September 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i would rather have bad sound than see someone hold a baby mic
the bullet would say fuck ICE not buying it
September 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the bullet would say fuck ICE not buying it