Jacob Wallace
@jwconductor.bsky.social
Professional conductor.
Associate Professor at SDState.
Enthusiast of LPs, distance running, college football, (occasional) whiskeys, and joy.
Views expressed here are my own.
Associate Professor at SDState.
Enthusiast of LPs, distance running, college football, (occasional) whiskeys, and joy.
Views expressed here are my own.
You, a fool: I would like to attempt to cook a bird that requires multiple days of thawing, brining, and seasoning to maybe get a proper result.
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You, a fool: I would like to attempt to cook a bird that requires multiple days of thawing, brining, and seasoning to maybe get a proper result.
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now.
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now.
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
My current favorite game while watching football is: “Is This Billy Bob Appearance a Landman Promo or a T-Mobile Ad?”
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My current favorite game while watching football is: “Is This Billy Bob Appearance a Landman Promo or a T-Mobile Ad?”
NEVER IN DOUBT.
IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER IT'S OVER
MIN 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢
SEA 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴
MIN 🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🟢
SEA 🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴🟢🔴
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
NEVER IN DOUBT.
Absolute mental assassin. DSC MVP.
Dayne St Clair getting on the referee for Roldan's spot, saves the PK and hangs his tongue out #MNUFC
October 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Absolute mental assassin. DSC MVP.
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
hope you enjoy this loss, Lane Kiffin!
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
hope you enjoy this loss, Lane Kiffin!
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Got that dawg in him.
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Got that dawg in him.
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Objectively the funniest way to finish off this game.
October 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Objectively the funniest way to finish off this game.
Heidi Gardner Surrender Cobra in top form.
October 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Heidi Gardner Surrender Cobra in top form.
You *have* to get rid of Bobo as play caller. It’s not even marginally acceptable any more if you want to contend in the playoffs.
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You *have* to get rid of Bobo as play caller. It’s not even marginally acceptable any more if you want to contend in the playoffs.
Insert classic @alexkirshner.com “Ball goes there” image on that UGA TD.
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Insert classic @alexkirshner.com “Ball goes there” image on that UGA TD.
Any of my Dawgs fan friends know what that spooky electric guitar cue is that the PA is playing on defensive second downs?
September 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Any of my Dawgs fan friends know what that spooky electric guitar cue is that the PA is playing on defensive second downs?
Watching the pregame for Bama-UGA and it’s giving full on prize fight vibes. So electric. So cool.
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Watching the pregame for Bama-UGA and it’s giving full on prize fight vibes. So electric. So cool.
The 1:00 Lab Band has now earned the title “Pershing’s Own.” Sorry, Army, I don’t make up the rules.
September 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The 1:00 Lab Band has now earned the title “Pershing’s Own.” Sorry, Army, I don’t make up the rules.
Woof, Loons. What a way to go out.
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Woof, Loons. What a way to go out.
Sometimes the world is a pretty tough place, and then sometimes you get to hear Chris Fowler try to pronounce “John Cena” on Monday Night Football, and the universe heals itself a little.
September 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sometimes the world is a pretty tough place, and then sometimes you get to hear Chris Fowler try to pronounce “John Cena” on Monday Night Football, and the universe heals itself a little.
Reposted by Jacob Wallace
Reposted by Jacob Wallace
Set Piece FC*
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September 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Set Piece FC*
*complimentary
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