Jacob Wallace
@jwconductor.bsky.social
Professional conductor.
Associate Professor at SDState.
Enthusiast of LPs, distance running, college football, (occasional) whiskeys, and joy.
Views expressed here are my own.
Associate Professor at SDState.
Enthusiast of LPs, distance running, college football, (occasional) whiskeys, and joy.
Views expressed here are my own.
You, a fool: I would like to attempt to cook a bird that requires multiple days of thawing, brining, and seasoning to maybe get a proper result.
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You, a fool: I would like to attempt to cook a bird that requires multiple days of thawing, brining, and seasoning to maybe get a proper result.
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
Me, wise and learnèd: BRISKET BAY-BEEEEEEEEEE!
I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now.
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I am sitting in a room different from the one you are in now.
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
I am recording the sound of my speaking voice and I am going to play it back into the room again and again until the resonant frequencies of the room reinforce themselves so that any semblance of my speech, with perhaps the exception…
Heidi Gardner Surrender Cobra in top form.
October 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Heidi Gardner Surrender Cobra in top form.
Math is hard in the ACC.
September 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Math is hard in the ACC.
this guy right here…
August 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
this guy right here…
TURD FERGUSON. IT’S A FUNNY NAME.
July 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
TURD FERGUSON. IT’S A FUNNY NAME.
Me, rolling into Finals Week thinking my schedule is easy.
April 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me, rolling into Finals Week thinking my schedule is easy.
The perfect in-flight movie doesn’t exi…
April 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The perfect in-flight movie doesn’t exi…
Sorry, I can’t make that committee meeting. I’ve got a mountain of grading to do…
March 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sorry, I can’t make that committee meeting. I’ve got a mountain of grading to do…
I try not to get too wrapped up in things that aren’t the immediate project at hand. We have seven performances on winter cycle repertoire before we even read this.
But also I’ve been waiting for this for 20 years. LFG.
But also I’ve been waiting for this for 20 years. LFG.
January 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I try not to get too wrapped up in things that aren’t the immediate project at hand. We have seven performances on winter cycle repertoire before we even read this.
But also I’ve been waiting for this for 20 years. LFG.
But also I’ve been waiting for this for 20 years. LFG.
I couldn’t be prouder of and happier for my awesome friend @aaronragsdale.bsky.social who fully slayed on @vietcuong.bsky.social’s Re(new)al tonight with the SDSO!
How long do we have to wait to do it again on campus?
How long do we have to wait to do it again on campus?
January 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I couldn’t be prouder of and happier for my awesome friend @aaronragsdale.bsky.social who fully slayed on @vietcuong.bsky.social’s Re(new)al tonight with the SDSO!
How long do we have to wait to do it again on campus?
How long do we have to wait to do it again on campus?
Today was a really special day. We had our annual Wind Symphony retreat: a day-long intensive to prepare for our featured performance at the SD Bandmasters Association Conference.
These folks let it rip for almost six hours today. Come catch them on Friday 2/14 at 7:30pm in LMCH!
These folks let it rip for almost six hours today. Come catch them on Friday 2/14 at 7:30pm in LMCH!
January 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today was a really special day. We had our annual Wind Symphony retreat: a day-long intensive to prepare for our featured performance at the SD Bandmasters Association Conference.
These folks let it rip for almost six hours today. Come catch them on Friday 2/14 at 7:30pm in LMCH!
These folks let it rip for almost six hours today. Come catch them on Friday 2/14 at 7:30pm in LMCH!
TIRED: Never meet your heroes. They won’t live up to your expectations.
WIRED: Make @dessadarling.bsky.social your hero. She rules.
It was so great to have Dessa on campus yesterday for the Barding Distinguished Lecture. Thanks to everyone who came out!
WIRED: Make @dessadarling.bsky.social your hero. She rules.
It was so great to have Dessa on campus yesterday for the Barding Distinguished Lecture. Thanks to everyone who came out!
January 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
TIRED: Never meet your heroes. They won’t live up to your expectations.
WIRED: Make @dessadarling.bsky.social your hero. She rules.
It was so great to have Dessa on campus yesterday for the Barding Distinguished Lecture. Thanks to everyone who came out!
WIRED: Make @dessadarling.bsky.social your hero. She rules.
It was so great to have Dessa on campus yesterday for the Barding Distinguished Lecture. Thanks to everyone who came out!
Truly grateful that @actioncookbook.com is finally taking on an abomination that @aaronragsdale.bsky.social and I have been railing against for the better part of a decade.
December 10, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Truly grateful that @actioncookbook.com is finally taking on an abomination that @aaronragsdale.bsky.social and I have been railing against for the better part of a decade.
On the first morning of the first day of contract for the academic year, I spent two minutes making this.
I am truly cursèd.
I am truly cursèd.
August 14, 2023 at 4:12 PM
On the first morning of the first day of contract for the academic year, I spent two minutes making this.
I am truly cursèd.
I am truly cursèd.