jon quixote
@jwash.bsky.social
the Knight of the Sorrowful Takes
software dev, here to talk about movies/books/music
“nothing means nothing”
- R. Savage
software dev, here to talk about movies/books/music
“nothing means nothing”
- R. Savage
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Bucketheath
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bucketheath
the only person I want to hear re: ceilings or the lack thereof is Lil Wayne
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the only person I want to hear re: ceilings or the lack thereof is Lil Wayne
another day in the “middle aged man discovers Geese” media cycle
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
another day in the “middle aged man discovers Geese” media cycle
me: hold up, your feet are smaller than that. In fact, these footprints have high arches like *mine*
jesus: …
jesus: …
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
me: hold up, your feet are smaller than that. In fact, these footprints have high arches like *mine*
jesus: …
jesus: …
can’t stand still in portland without a line forming behind you.
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
can’t stand still in portland without a line forming behind you.
yeah i’m gonna watch Ran free with ads
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
yeah i’m gonna watch Ran free with ads
starting to memorize jokes from captain billy’s whizbang
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
starting to memorize jokes from captain billy’s whizbang
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i basically never need to know when a shipping label has been created
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i basically never need to know when a shipping label has been created
“I did not agree to extreme pizza I do not want extreme pizza I was just in a terrible automobile accident!”
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“I did not agree to extreme pizza I do not want extreme pizza I was just in a terrible automobile accident!”
“flail” is such a great name for a weapon. like the cup noodles of martial combat; no technique necessary.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“flail” is such a great name for a weapon. like the cup noodles of martial combat; no technique necessary.
Twin Peaks: The Return itches a scratch I never knew my brain had
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Twin Peaks: The Return itches a scratch I never knew my brain had
when I grow up I’m going to door dash university!
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
when I grow up I’m going to door dash university!
*whispering to the target associate:* you can frown at me if you want to
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
*whispering to the target associate:* you can frown at me if you want to
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Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.
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hollywood is totally out of new ideas. every year it's just movies, movies, movies
September 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
hollywood is totally out of new ideas. every year it's just movies, movies, movies
i know the hubris is the point but between Welcome to Derry and Alien Earth i’m gonna need you to flesh out the “let’s capture unknowable evil and make it a weapon” plan a bit more
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i know the hubris is the point but between Welcome to Derry and Alien Earth i’m gonna need you to flesh out the “let’s capture unknowable evil and make it a weapon” plan a bit more
“there’s this limp bizkit quote that i like; and i find myself wondering what one does when everything is fucked and everything does suck”
Ezra Klein is tearing his house down to the studs with his teeth and fingernails right now
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
“there’s this limp bizkit quote that i like; and i find myself wondering what one does when everything is fucked and everything does suck”
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
they let people *vote* on Staten Island??
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
they let people *vote* on Staten Island??
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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it took all morning for me to realize the worst part: mf just pitched Gigli (2003)
I unfortunately watched the entire Max Landis Autism Movie pitch, but it exemplifies that pitching and writing are two vastly different skills. I was actually wondering “huh where’s this going?” until the “where” turned out to be the premise for a MADtv sketch.
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it took all morning for me to realize the worst part: mf just pitched Gigli (2003)