Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid
@jwar.bsky.social
Please don’t be afraid of my cabinet, it’s a totally normal human-being-sized cabinet (he/him) #BLM
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Defending my home by loudly ordering Alexa to buy twenty copies of The Art of the Deal so that the stormtroopers outside my front door can hear me
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It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It would be funny if he truth social’d “chat am I cooked”
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Stephanie MIller uses her appearance on Hannity to say Trump is all over the Epstein Files to the Fox audience..
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Stephanie MIller uses her appearance on Hannity to say Trump is all over the Epstein Files to the Fox audience..
Did the New York Times Ruin America?
Meanwhile, “did women ruin the workplace?”
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Did the New York Times Ruin America?
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
John Fetterman looks like he smells real bad all the time DON’T TELL HIM I SAID THAT don’t want to make him cry
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
John Fetterman looks like he smells real bad all the time DON’T TELL HIM I SAID THAT don’t want to make him cry
Matthew Rhys fell off
businesses that don't make money get to spend money like it's monopoly money, but us working stiffs have money taken away from us just by existing--often to have the government use our money to pay those companies that don't make any money.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/12/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/12/a...
Anthropic to spend $50 billion on U.S. AI infrastructure, starting with Texas, New York data centers
Anthropic rival OpenAI has secured more than $1.4 trillion worth of deals with Nvidia, Broadcom, Oracle and the major cloud providers.
www.cnbc.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Matthew Rhys fell off
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More than a dozen Israeli soldiers spoke to ITV for their new documentary Breaking Ranks: Inside Israel’s War, about how their army’s two-year campaign in Gaza involved shooting unarmed Palestinians en masse, using teenagers as human shields, and flattening entire neighborhoods without pretext of...
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
More than a dozen Israeli soldiers spoke to ITV for their new documentary Breaking Ranks: Inside Israel’s War, about how their army’s two-year campaign in Gaza involved shooting unarmed Palestinians en masse, using teenagers as human shields, and flattening entire neighborhoods without pretext of...
Waking up from a long, much-needed nap and the first thing I see on my phone is Epstein advised Russian government on handling Trump
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Waking up from a long, much-needed nap and the first thing I see on my phone is Epstein advised Russian government on handling Trump
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I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
I hope it’s like M3gan 2.0 and they’re teaming up to fight a different fashion magazine editor with swords and whatnot
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I hope it’s like M3gan 2.0 and they’re teaming up to fight a different fashion magazine editor with swords and whatnot
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It was December 5&6, 2025 at the Los Angeles Alamo Drafthouse.
No one can recall exactly what occurred, except there was a q&a after with @JustinHBenson and @AaronMoorhead.
It was the beginning
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
No one can recall exactly what occurred, except there was a q&a after with @JustinHBenson and @AaronMoorhead.
It was the beginning
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It was December 5&6, 2025 at the Los Angeles Alamo Drafthouse.
No one can recall exactly what occurred, except there was a q&a after with @JustinHBenson and @AaronMoorhead.
It was the beginning
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
No one can recall exactly what occurred, except there was a q&a after with @JustinHBenson and @AaronMoorhead.
It was the beginning
drafthouse.com/los-angeles/...
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
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US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.
This is what bullies want you to think, and it's why they get stronger
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
US senators will say anything. "Standing up to donald trump gave him more power." No it didn't. That isn't true.
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It is hard to come up with a better analogy for whiteness than preferring the AI simulacra of your supposed authentic art form to whatever a Black woman from your art form’s cultural geography might make.
As long as it's not Beyonce country music fans are fine with this development
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It is hard to come up with a better analogy for whiteness than preferring the AI simulacra of your supposed authentic art form to whatever a Black woman from your art form’s cultural geography might make.
Well then he’s fucking useless (I don’t believe he did this, but even if he did, he failed at the most important aspect of his job and is therefore not cut out to be in politics anymore)
SCOOP: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
Scoop: Schumer privately fought to extend government shutdown
"We let him know what we were doing," said Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-N.H.).
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Well then he’s fucking useless (I don’t believe he did this, but even if he did, he failed at the most important aspect of his job and is therefore not cut out to be in politics anymore)
Is this before or after the December 2 special election in Tennessee that could end up with a new Republican congressman that would make Grijalva’s Epstein vote meaningless?
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Is this before or after the December 2 special election in Tennessee that could end up with a new Republican congressman that would make Grijalva’s Epstein vote meaningless?
So did John Doe in Seven, but that wasn't for anyone's benefit and neither are the ideas you ghouls write down
Mike Johnson on the Republican healthcare plan: "We've got notebooks full of ideas."
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So did John Doe in Seven, but that wasn't for anyone's benefit and neither are the ideas you ghouls write down
writing an email to Joyce Carol Oates that I do too read books and I bet she doesn’t and never has
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
writing an email to Joyce Carol Oates that I do too read books and I bet she doesn’t and never has
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Half of this country wants you to lose your job. Bet that feeling sucks!
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Half of this country wants you to lose your job. Bet that feeling sucks!
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
Millennium Actress. Was already fully in the bag for Satoshi Kon after finally seeing Perfect Blue last year, but this was on a whole other level. Said on Letterboxd that I’m beginning to think he might be the greatest filmmaker of them all, and I’m still leaning that way
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Millennium Actress. Was already fully in the bag for Satoshi Kon after finally seeing Perfect Blue last year, but this was on a whole other level. Said on Letterboxd that I’m beginning to think he might be the greatest filmmaker of them all, and I’m still leaning that way
Folks saying that this is a wise move because Republicans will own whatever happens to ACA subsidies: Even if that were true, which is doubtful, do you know what’s better than that? Actually having those subsidies. I’d take oooooh… having health insurance? Over a chess move that probably won’t work?
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Folks saying that this is a wise move because Republicans will own whatever happens to ACA subsidies: Even if that were true, which is doubtful, do you know what’s better than that? Actually having those subsidies. I’d take oooooh… having health insurance? Over a chess move that probably won’t work?
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