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Kan helaas niet vliegen.

Mijn hersenen springen van a naar c en weer terug. Let niet op de rare humor.

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Had ik eigenlijk de foto's van gisteren al gedeeld?
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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Dr. Oz emailed an invite to a Valentine's Day party in 2016 to Jeffrey Epstein.

Oz appears several more times in the Epstein files, including an email sent from an account under his name to Epstein on Jan. 1, 2016, that has the subject line "Dr oz." The body of the message is completely redacted.
Senior US health official Oz invited Epstein to Valentine's Day party, documents show
Mehmet Oz sent the invite almost a decade after Epstein's first sex crime charges became public.
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Ik moest even wat kwijt over ratten!
February 13, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Zei ik al dat ik gisteren in een kerk geweest ben? Hier het bewijs:
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Ik heb teveel hapjes op.

Stuur hulp.
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Koreaans moeten leren omdat de kat steeds voor de ondertiteling gaat zitten.
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Google gave ICE the sensitive personal data of a student journalist, including his bank account and credit card info, without even letting him know.

The company is also helping bankroll Trump’s vanity ballroom project.

Google is enabling fascism — all to protect its bottom line.
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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They simply can't help themselves. It's utterly pathological.
The Media Can't Stop Propping Up Elon Musk's Phony Supergenius Engineer Mythology
One of my favorite trends in modern U.S. infotainment media is something I affectionately call "CEO said a thing!" journalism. "CEO said a thing!" journalism generally involves a press outlet parroti...
karlbode.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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So he’s got shit in his brain?
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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Are Olympians allowed three legs?
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Hear me out...if we publish the Epstein Files *in Spanish* will MAGA finally get upset about them?
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Donald Trump: “Other countries respect me too much.”

United Kingdom: “Fuck off you absolute wanker!” 😂💙😎💙
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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CNN: "Another photograph - these are notes AG Bondi brought to the hearing today. This shows a list of Rep. Jayapal's search history. Lawmakers are allowed to go to a DOJ facility to search unredacted files. We learned from this photo that the searches are apparently being tracked & read by the DOJ"
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Freddy Roosemont, directeur van de Dienst Vreemdelingenzaken, reisde afgelopen maand naar Afghanistan om met de Taliban te overleggen over de identificatie en deportatie van Afghanen uit België.

Dat dat nieuws bijna geruisloos voorbijging, zegt veel over onze totale minachting voor mensenrechten.
België vraagt Taliban om hulp bij deportaties, en dat nieuws passeert gewoon
Freddy Roosemont, directeur-generaal van de Dienst Vreemdelingenzaken, reisde afgelopen maand af naar Afghanistan om met de Taliban te overleggen over de identificatie en deportatie van Afghanen uit B...
https://www.kifkif.be/bijdragen/belgië-vraagt-taliban-om-hulp-bij-deportaties-en-dat-nieuws-passeert-gewoon
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

Now, Starbucks is lifting a cap on the CEO's use of a private jet to commute from California to Seattle.

It's been four years since Starbucks stores began unionizing and workers still don't have a contract.
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Deze had ook niemand zien aankomen natuurlijk.
Maar in de privé zouden onze politici zo veel verdienen eh! Een C4 bijvoorbeeld.
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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The Islamic regime in Iran has just been elected Vice-Chair of the U.N. Commission for Social Development, whose priority theme will be promoting democracy, gender equality, and ensuring tolerance and non-violence.
I shit you not.

Chair: “I hear no objection.”

The UN is IRGC fan-girl trash.
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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#HandsOffHerVote

Republicans know they will lose if everyone votes. Requiring ones voter ID to match their birth certificate is their way to restrict voting rights for women. And it’s a poll tax as well. Do not let them gaslight you.
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM