i am so frightened for what our future holds

i baked some brown butter chocolate chip cookies today, so good!

Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

listening to the best of episodes of @thefriendzone.bsky.social and @thisistheread.com and being reminded of all of the ridiculousness that i had forgotten about from the year. 2024 was a wild ride from start to finish.

tired of having my face played in

dating in dallas is truly not for the faint or weak hearted

not only am i tired of figuring out food for myself each day, i am also tired of figuring out my clothing for the day. too many decisions. too much brains.

the restaurant gave my doordash driver the wrong order and unfortunately this is not one of those moments where that person ordered a meal better than the one i ordered. actually it’s worse. 🥲

the thing that i hate the most about flying is when there’s a delay it can really throw everything off. i was supposed to be back in TX at 11:30am and it is 5:45pm and i am still just trying to get to my car from the airport shuttle. like. the whole day, just gone.

i love being from florida.

i will forever scream this — danny castellano was a horrible partner to mindy lahiri and they should have never been together.

i feel like my doordash driver going hella slow.

i need a black nail tech in dallas who has online booking and also does pedicures.

today will be my first day in the office since before the election and not only that, i have new braids. praying for peace.

this time change is still kicking my ass. just realized it’s not even 6pm yet 🫠