Jen 🍁
@justjennymac.bsky.social
Burnt out millennial in the pursuit of coziness and joy.
🎮 Gamer | 🎨 Hobby Collector | 🏒 Hockey Hooligan
✨ Witchy | 🤬 Raging Lefty
🌠 Lost in nature and the night sky
💜 Crohn's & 💫 Anxiety are my superpowers
♐♎♋ | INTP | 6w5
{she / her}
🎮 Gamer | 🎨 Hobby Collector | 🏒 Hockey Hooligan
✨ Witchy | 🤬 Raging Lefty
🌠 Lost in nature and the night sky
💜 Crohn's & 💫 Anxiety are my superpowers
♐♎♋ | INTP | 6w5
{she / her}
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Jen 🍁
@justjennymac.bsky.social
· Jun 13
If "what the fuck" isn't named phrase of the year, idk what kind of world we're living in.
Imagine I start taking this iron, and not being anemic somehow solves all of my mysterious health problems? A girl can dream.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Imagine I start taking this iron, and not being anemic somehow solves all of my mysterious health problems? A girl can dream.
Doctors are cool.
Her: So your iron is very low... you have Crohn's, are you bleeding abnormally?
Me: Nope! I am vegetarian though.
Her: Ah, okay. Make sure you eat lots of leafy greens.
... ma'am, that's a surefire way to CAUSE abnormal bleeding.
Her: So your iron is very low... you have Crohn's, are you bleeding abnormally?
Me: Nope! I am vegetarian though.
Her: Ah, okay. Make sure you eat lots of leafy greens.
... ma'am, that's a surefire way to CAUSE abnormal bleeding.
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Doctors are cool.
Her: So your iron is very low... you have Crohn's, are you bleeding abnormally?
Me: Nope! I am vegetarian though.
Her: Ah, okay. Make sure you eat lots of leafy greens.
... ma'am, that's a surefire way to CAUSE abnormal bleeding.
Her: So your iron is very low... you have Crohn's, are you bleeding abnormally?
Me: Nope! I am vegetarian though.
Her: Ah, okay. Make sure you eat lots of leafy greens.
... ma'am, that's a surefire way to CAUSE abnormal bleeding.
Specifically a "fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward."
Couldn't have put it better myself. 😘
Couldn't have put it better myself. 😘
Eilish blasted Musk in an expletive-laden Instagram story, suggesting he could use his wealth to help end various world crises.
Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk ‘Pathetic’ Over Trillion-Dollar Pay Package, Doubling Down On Viral Billionaire Criticism
Eilish blasted Musk in an expletive-laden Instagram story, suggesting he could use his wealth to help end various world crises.
www.forbes.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Specifically a "fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward."
Couldn't have put it better myself. 😘
Couldn't have put it better myself. 😘
omg the urge to just throw everything we own in a dumpster right now... why do we have so much STUFF?!
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
omg the urge to just throw everything we own in a dumpster right now... why do we have so much STUFF?!
When it's the day before you move and you gotta take that lunchtime / back massage pitstop to get through all the last minute stuff...
a black background with the words dawn of the final day
Alt: Black background with the words "Dawn of The Final Day; 24 Hours Remain".
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When it's the day before you move and you gotta take that lunchtime / back massage pitstop to get through all the last minute stuff...
Well, Torrid, what I think is that I don't need four fucking emails in a single day.
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Well, Torrid, what I think is that I don't need four fucking emails in a single day.
I don't want to jinx it, but Pittsburgh should be embarrassed if Toronto wins this. Four unanswered goals in the third after two periods of uselessness from the Leafs? Absolutely wild.
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I don't want to jinx it, but Pittsburgh should be embarrassed if Toronto wins this. Four unanswered goals in the third after two periods of uselessness from the Leafs? Absolutely wild.
I haven't watched baseball in like 20 years but damn I wanted that win for our boys in blue SO BAD. They brought so many people (back to) baseball, and it's so awesome to be part of such a passionate fanbase. 💔⚾
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I haven't watched baseball in like 20 years but damn I wanted that win for our boys in blue SO BAD. They brought so many people (back to) baseball, and it's so awesome to be part of such a passionate fanbase. 💔⚾
Baseball fights are somehow less violent but more entertaining? Let's go back to that part of the game.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Baseball fights are somehow less violent but more entertaining? Let's go back to that part of the game.
I haven't watched baseball in well over a decade, but I am loving the little on-base dances the players do?! Such whimsy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I haven't watched baseball in well over a decade, but I am loving the little on-base dances the players do?! Such whimsy.
Reposted by Jen 🍁
💀HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!🎃
a black cat wearing a witch hat is holding pumpkins
Alt: a black cat wearing a witch hat and playing two jack o'lanterns like bongos
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 AM
💀HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!🎃
Chose your favourite happy:
🗓️ Friday
🎃 Halloween
🪄 Samhain
⚾ Baseball
🗓️ Friday
🎃 Halloween
🪄 Samhain
⚾ Baseball
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Chose your favourite happy:
🗓️ Friday
🎃 Halloween
🪄 Samhain
⚾ Baseball
🗓️ Friday
🎃 Halloween
🪄 Samhain
⚾ Baseball
How does Tavares just keep getting better?! #LeafsForever
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
How does Tavares just keep getting better?! #LeafsForever
McCabe trying to wear the blue (and black, and purple, and red) all over by blocking so many shots on that penalty kill 🫣 #LeafsForever
October 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
McCabe trying to wear the blue (and black, and purple, and red) all over by blocking so many shots on that penalty kill 🫣 #LeafsForever
Turns out sports hooliganism transfers.
LET'S GO JAYS!
LET'S GO JAYS!
a blue jays mascot is standing on a baseball field .
Alt: a blue jays mascot is standing on a baseball field .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Turns out sports hooliganism transfers.
LET'S GO JAYS!
LET'S GO JAYS!
I'd pay for the refs to just let Stolarz kick Marchment's ass. Dude is (rightly) MAD.
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'd pay for the refs to just let Stolarz kick Marchment's ass. Dude is (rightly) MAD.
When you find yourself having to apologize to various professionals about the frazzled state of your brain, maybe it's time to stop putting off that ADHD assessment.
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When you find yourself having to apologize to various professionals about the frazzled state of your brain, maybe it's time to stop putting off that ADHD assessment.
Less than two minutes into this #MapleLeafs game and I'm already pissed off. Since when could we just smack players in the face with our sticks for funsies?
October 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Less than two minutes into this #MapleLeafs game and I'm already pissed off. Since when could we just smack players in the face with our sticks for funsies?
Bank teller: Sorry, no one is available to help you with this at the moment, but you can call our Investment line and do it over the phone.
Investment line: Sorry, you have to go into a branch for this. Oh, they weren't able to help? You'll have to make a special appointment then.
Why are banks?
Investment line: Sorry, you have to go into a branch for this. Oh, they weren't able to help? You'll have to make a special appointment then.
Why are banks?
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Bank teller: Sorry, no one is available to help you with this at the moment, but you can call our Investment line and do it over the phone.
Investment line: Sorry, you have to go into a branch for this. Oh, they weren't able to help? You'll have to make a special appointment then.
Why are banks?
Investment line: Sorry, you have to go into a branch for this. Oh, they weren't able to help? You'll have to make a special appointment then.
Why are banks?
Just saying, if they bring us back five days a week, my mechanical keyboard comes with me and idk if the office will find it as satisfying as I do.
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just saying, if they bring us back five days a week, my mechanical keyboard comes with me and idk if the office will find it as satisfying as I do.
Mortgage lender today asked if we had kids yet, and my snap response was "god, no" so uh... I guess we made that clear 😅
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Mortgage lender today asked if we had kids yet, and my snap response was "god, no" so uh... I guess we made that clear 😅
I thought I knew the feeling of fear, until we arrived home and one of the neighbours' kids was assembling a trombone in the garage. 💀
Some truly spooky shit.
Some truly spooky shit.
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I thought I knew the feeling of fear, until we arrived home and one of the neighbours' kids was assembling a trombone in the garage. 💀
Some truly spooky shit.
Some truly spooky shit.
This is a champagne problem if I ever heard one, but buying a house is fucking EXHAUSTING. There's something every damn day.
October 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is a champagne problem if I ever heard one, but buying a house is fucking EXHAUSTING. There's something every damn day.
The vibe I'm bringing into October. 🍂
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The vibe I'm bringing into October. 🍂