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justjennymac.bsky.social
Jen 🍁
@justjennymac.bsky.social
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Burnt out millennial in the pursuit of coziness and joy.

🎮 Gamer | 🎨 Hobby Collector | 🏒 Hockey Hooligan
✨ Witchy | 🤬 Raging Lefty
🌠 Lost in nature and the night sky
💜 Crohn's & 💫 Anxiety are my superpowers

♐♎♋ | INTP | 6w5

{she / her}
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Well, Torrid, what I think is that I don't need four fucking emails in a single day.
Screenshot of email inbox, showing four separate emails from clothing company Torrid, all sent within 12 hours.
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Leave it to @coheedandcambria.bsky.social to produce absolute bangers AND visuals for when my coworkers ask me how I'm doing...
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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A true fact about me is that if there is a product in this colour, I am legally obligated to buy it. You got me, #FrostBuddy!
Holding the Frost Buddy "To Go" in the colour Nebula, a gorgeous purple/teal shift. Inside is a still ice-cold cold brew. My laptop is in the background, with a rainbow coloured keyboard cover, adding to my whimsy at work drive.
September 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I understand that mistakes are valuable for learning, but for a language app, you'd think Duo could've figured out how to phrase it more compassionately...
Screenshot from Duolingo, with Duo the green owl with a pencil over his shoulder, a smug-ass look on his face, and a speech bubble that reads "Even when you're wrong, you're still learning!"
July 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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@dropout.tv shows produce the BEST reaction gifs. #GameChanger
July 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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k, turns out PEAK is a hilariously good time.

(Screenshot c/o @zellsmarketplace.bsky.social)
The PEAK crew, from left to right: (1) James, with an orange character model looking like an angry Poisson Steve in a full sailor's outfit; (2) me, a purple character model with a mischief goblin's grin; (3) Sarah, a pink model looking just as out-to-lunch as can be wearing a purple magic hat; and (4) Mack, in a supremely angry green character model wearing a traditional scouting uniform. The crew poses victoriously despite dying several times and never making the top.
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Get absolutely wrecked, Trump-lite PP. #CdnPoli
Screenshot of CBC's coverage of Canada Votes, showing the Conservative leader card with Pierre Poilievre having been defeated in his riding.
April 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Study reveals higher tolerance for pain, tendencies towards masochism in lifelong #MapleLeafs fans.

/j #LeafsForever
Instagram user dudewithsportssign wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, holding a cardboard sign that reads "I am ready to get hurt again."
April 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Baking Easter cookies 👻 🐣
Empty, flattened box for Pillsbury "Ready to Bake" ghost cookies.
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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There's a reason @jamesrobb.bsky.social 's Duolingo avatar looks so exasperated.

(That reason is him absolutely carrying my ass through these quests.)
Screenshot of a Duolingo "Friends Quest Complete" page, showing both Jen and her partner James having completed only one quest in a row. This week's quest was to earn 500 experience, and the progress bar shows that James did almost the entire quest on his own - oops!
April 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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My avian overlords are in sync today. ☁️
Cropped screenshot of Jen's phone screen, showing widgets for the Finch and Duolingo apps. Both birds are depicted among the clouds.
March 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?
Screenshot of the InstantWeather app with a popup from a Facebook group that reads, "Anyone have info on a local arsonist?"
March 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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More of this brand of truck energy and less of the hockey stick flag convoy idiots.
Back of a black pickup truck with a large red decal attached to the tailgate. In addition to a Canadian flag, the decal reads, "We are Canadian. Thank Trudeau, fuck Trump." All parties are stopped at a newly-turned red light and not behaving dangerously.
March 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek!

(Behold, my latest Sentinel ship. #NoMansSky)
Nighttime screenshot of an orange and black Sentinel interceptor ship from No Man's Sky at the bottom of a green, grassy hill with serpent-butterfly creatures resting in the background.
March 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Read it again. 🍁
Screenshot of a tweet from current Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau: "You can't take our country -- and you can't take our game."
February 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Share your lock screen!
Google Pixel lock screen, featuring a photo of the Aurora Borealis taken by the user in October 2024.
February 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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How are you going to say Duolingo isn't a competition when they open their weekly emails with this? 😤
A three-bar chart from my Duolingo Weekly Progress email, showing that this week I earned 986 experience -- 200 more than last week, but a little less than two weeks before. The chart is titled "You earned 25% more XP this week. You surpassed 87% of Duolingo learners!"
March 2, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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Oh... Okay, now I see why people get sucked into Duolingo.

@jamesrobb.bsky.social, it's on. 😈
Screenshot of a phone notification from the Duolingo app that reads, "James passed you in total XP! Are you gonna do something about it?"
January 27, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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I've been trying out Finch, a self-care/habit tracking app this year and it is pretty fucking adorable. It's only been a few days but already I have been a bit better at prioritizing some of my goals so... Whatever works!
Screenshot from the Finch self-care app, showing Juniper, Jen's digital birb friend. Juniper is wearing a red hood and top, and says "Thank you for believing in me, cheep! I can't wait to have lots more adventures with you, cheep cheep~".
January 11, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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I thought this would be worse, but I guess the weighting really works. 😅 senguyen1011.github.io/state-purity/
Results of the Weighted Purity Test, with a score of 47 out of 100. The score consists of 26.6% minor acts, 39.1% immoral acts, 20.3% raunchy acts, 12.5% scandalous acts, and 1.6% unspeakable acts.
January 7, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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"Hey, do you want to be reminded of nights at the bar in university when all you drank was Sour Puss every time you wash your hands? Well we have a soap for you!"
- Bath and Body works promoting Vampire Blood.
Red bottle of Vampire Blood hand soap from Bath and Body Works. The label is black with pink and red stained glass roses, and green stained glass leaves.
December 9, 2023 at 5:26 AM
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It's that gorgeous time of year when the late-Autumn frost rolls in and kills everything, seemingly overnight.
Backyard in Ontario, Canada blanketed in yellow and orange leaves that recently fell from the several trees around the borders of this photo. Very little grass is visible among the leaves. One lilac bush at the back of the yard has retained its greenery, for now...
November 8, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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Why yes, we did put our holiday cook times and steps into a spreadsheet... haven't you? 🤓
Screenshot of a spreadsheet with start and end times for holiday cooking. The visible columns read "misc.", "tofurky", and "stuffing" with prep and cooking instructions underneath. The rows have timestamps at approximately 15 minute intervals. Checkboxes to the left of the time rows enable the user to check off a step once it is complete and highlight the upcoming steps.
October 9, 2023 at 9:34 PM
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As a tarot enjoyer who grew up on Neopets, not everything needs to be a tarot deck.
Product photo of the Neopets tarot deck from Geekify. Photo shows the Ace of Cups, Strength, and Four of Wands cards. The cards have a navy blue border with Neopets-gold accents, and each features an iconic character from the Neopets website.
September 14, 2023 at 11:04 AM
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My nail polish collection is out of control so I've been trying to slow it down, but how can you argue with the vibes of the Safiya x Holo Taco collection? 💿 🦇
Screenshot from Holo Taco's instagram showing the latest collection box. Five nail polishes from the partnership between Holo Taco and Safiya, with a black, grey, and mauve theme. The box (behind the polishes) is decorated with metallic mauve bats and moons.
September 9, 2023 at 7:08 PM