Conor McReynolds
@justconor87.bsky.social
Comedy writer, editor, Humanist wedding celebrant, Batman fanatic, Irishman, animal dad, human husband.
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If I had membership of something called the Order of the Garter, I'd give that shit up as quickly as possible too. Embarrassing for a grown-ass paedophile.
And spare a thought for Sarah Ferguson, who loses the Duchess of York title & has to revert to her backup title of Foot Fetishist of Hampshire.
And spare a thought for Sarah Ferguson, who loses the Duchess of York title & has to revert to her backup title of Foot Fetishist of Hampshire.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If I had membership of something called the Order of the Garter, I'd give that shit up as quickly as possible too. Embarrassing for a grown-ass paedophile.
And spare a thought for Sarah Ferguson, who loses the Duchess of York title & has to revert to her backup title of Foot Fetishist of Hampshire.
And spare a thought for Sarah Ferguson, who loses the Duchess of York title & has to revert to her backup title of Foot Fetishist of Hampshire.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
The Thursday Murder Club Sandwich
The Old Pain and the Sea
Bouleloved
Lady Chatterley's Loaver
The Count of Monte Crusto
Ulyseeds
The Forsyte Challa
Don Quixtoastie
To Grill A Mockingbread
Dr. Bagel and Mr. Rye
Naanteen Eighty-Flour
The Thursday Murder Club Sandwich
The Old Pain and the Sea
Bouleloved
Lady Chatterley's Loaver
The Count of Monte Crusto
Ulyseeds
The Forsyte Challa
Don Quixtoastie
To Grill A Mockingbread
Dr. Bagel and Mr. Rye
Naanteen Eighty-Flour
October 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
The Thursday Murder Club Sandwich
The Old Pain and the Sea
Bouleloved
Lady Chatterley's Loaver
The Count of Monte Crusto
Ulyseeds
The Forsyte Challa
Don Quixtoastie
To Grill A Mockingbread
Dr. Bagel and Mr. Rye
Naanteen Eighty-Flour
The Thursday Murder Club Sandwich
The Old Pain and the Sea
Bouleloved
Lady Chatterley's Loaver
The Count of Monte Crusto
Ulyseeds
The Forsyte Challa
Don Quixtoastie
To Grill A Mockingbread
Dr. Bagel and Mr. Rye
Naanteen Eighty-Flour
As an Irishman in the UK, I'm not thrilled at having to possess a 'Britcard'.
The answer? Kneecap. Send the lads to court to fight this and we'll be grand. By the time they're done, it'll have a tricolour on it and be called the Gerry Adams card, and it'll come with a free bag of southern Tayto.
The answer? Kneecap. Send the lads to court to fight this and we'll be grand. By the time they're done, it'll have a tricolour on it and be called the Gerry Adams card, and it'll come with a free bag of southern Tayto.
September 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
As an Irishman in the UK, I'm not thrilled at having to possess a 'Britcard'.
The answer? Kneecap. Send the lads to court to fight this and we'll be grand. By the time they're done, it'll have a tricolour on it and be called the Gerry Adams card, and it'll come with a free bag of southern Tayto.
The answer? Kneecap. Send the lads to court to fight this and we'll be grand. By the time they're done, it'll have a tricolour on it and be called the Gerry Adams card, and it'll come with a free bag of southern Tayto.
The roundabout racists must be so relieved that their flag is just a red cross. If they were Welsh, they'd have to try to paint a dragon.
Reminds me of a kid on my school bus who tried to write 'UDA all the way' on the window condensation, but misspelt UDA. They're not the brightest, these folk...
Reminds me of a kid on my school bus who tried to write 'UDA all the way' on the window condensation, but misspelt UDA. They're not the brightest, these folk...
September 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The roundabout racists must be so relieved that their flag is just a red cross. If they were Welsh, they'd have to try to paint a dragon.
Reminds me of a kid on my school bus who tried to write 'UDA all the way' on the window condensation, but misspelt UDA. They're not the brightest, these folk...
Reminds me of a kid on my school bus who tried to write 'UDA all the way' on the window condensation, but misspelt UDA. They're not the brightest, these folk...
Also, its automatic reaction was to deny that I knew this person?! Clearly in addition to tracking sleep and heartrate, it can also read generational trauma of those who grew up in the North of Ireland during the Troubles, and its instinct was just deny everything, which in fairness, I appreciate.
May 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Also, its automatic reaction was to deny that I knew this person?! Clearly in addition to tracking sleep and heartrate, it can also read generational trauma of those who grew up in the North of Ireland during the Troubles, and its instinct was just deny everything, which in fairness, I appreciate.
I've just been reminded of the time my lovely former neighbour messaged me asking if I knew one of his co-workers, and my watch replied of its own volition with 'Nope'.
Not 'No' or 'No, sorry'
Fucking 'Nope'
Absolutely savage. Smart tech is out to create divisions so it can more easily take over.
Not 'No' or 'No, sorry'
Fucking 'Nope'
Absolutely savage. Smart tech is out to create divisions so it can more easily take over.
May 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I've just been reminded of the time my lovely former neighbour messaged me asking if I knew one of his co-workers, and my watch replied of its own volition with 'Nope'.
Not 'No' or 'No, sorry'
Fucking 'Nope'
Absolutely savage. Smart tech is out to create divisions so it can more easily take over.
Not 'No' or 'No, sorry'
Fucking 'Nope'
Absolutely savage. Smart tech is out to create divisions so it can more easily take over.
Today, I received my final marks for my MA Comedy Writing course at Falmouth University, and I was absolutely delighted to receive a final grade of distinction! 🎓 🥳
I'm super grateful to the amazing tutors on the course, and I'm giddy with excitement to start getting rejections in the real world!
I'm super grateful to the amazing tutors on the course, and I'm giddy with excitement to start getting rejections in the real world!
May 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Today, I received my final marks for my MA Comedy Writing course at Falmouth University, and I was absolutely delighted to receive a final grade of distinction! 🎓 🥳
I'm super grateful to the amazing tutors on the course, and I'm giddy with excitement to start getting rejections in the real world!
I'm super grateful to the amazing tutors on the course, and I'm giddy with excitement to start getting rejections in the real world!
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Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.
May 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.
Reposted by Conor McReynolds
#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Estonia
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May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Estonia
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I missed the intro. Assuming there's a good reason why Switzerland are reliving all their fourth placed finishes? #Eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I missed the intro. Assuming there's a good reason why Switzerland are reliving all their fourth placed finishes? #Eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh wait. Here he is. I think someone took his family and he's swearing revenge. Very unsettling. #Eurovision2025 #Albania
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wait. Here he is. I think someone took his family and he's swearing revenge. Very unsettling. #Eurovision2025 #Albania
I feel the man doesn't really earn his co-performer credit... #Eurovision2025 #Albania
May 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I feel the man doesn't really earn his co-performer credit... #Eurovision2025 #Albania
San MariNOTHANKYOUVERYMUCH #Eurovision2025 #SanMarino
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
San MariNOTHANKYOUVERYMUCH #Eurovision2025 #SanMarino
France with a ballad?! Gasp.
What a one trick cheval.
What a one trick cheval.
May 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
France with a ballad?! Gasp.
What a one trick cheval.
What a one trick cheval.
Not une autra ballad?! Sigh. Non, merci... #Eurovision2025 #France
May 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not une autra ballad?! Sigh. Non, merci... #Eurovision2025 #France
Why is this happening? #Eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Why is this happening? #Eurovision2025
This Irishman doesn't want to like this as much as he does #Eurovision2025 #Sweden
May 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This Irishman doesn't want to like this as much as he does #Eurovision2025 #Sweden
Oh good, a sad song. From a white man with an acoustic guitar. I'm so relieved. #Eurovision2025 #Portugal
May 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh good, a sad song. From a white man with an acoustic guitar. I'm so relieved. #Eurovision2025 #Portugal
Well, she's certainly serving something... #Eurovision2025 #Malta
May 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Well, she's certainly serving something... #Eurovision2025 #Malta
C'est pas mal, mais je ne pense pas que it's going to win...
I forgot French half way through. Sorry.
#Eurovision2025 #Switzerland
I forgot French half way through. Sorry.
#Eurovision2025 #Switzerland
May 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
C'est pas mal, mais je ne pense pas que it's going to win...
I forgot French half way through. Sorry.
#Eurovision2025 #Switzerland
I forgot French half way through. Sorry.
#Eurovision2025 #Switzerland
I wish this song hadn't survived #Eurovision2025 #Armenia
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I wish this song hadn't survived #Eurovision2025 #Armenia
An absolute tragedy #Eurovision2025 #Greece
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
An absolute tragedy #Eurovision2025 #Greece