Zach, the Pallas' Cat
@justanotherzach.bsky.social
MTG and EDM lover, STEM nerd, Eastern MA transplant, 🔞
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
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"no no, I asked for _COBOL_ programmers!" the manager shouted. Several kobolds are running through the server rooms. One is eating some power cables
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"no no, I asked for _COBOL_ programmers!" the manager shouted. Several kobolds are running through the server rooms. One is eating some power cables
Attention Manul/Pallas' Cats lovers!
In case you haven't already found it, there's a website with a map of zoos around the world that have manuls :D
manulization.com/map
In case you haven't already found it, there's a website with a map of zoos around the world that have manuls :D
manulization.com/map
Manul Map • Manulization
Manulization
manulization.com
February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Attention Manul/Pallas' Cats lovers!
In case you haven't already found it, there's a website with a map of zoos around the world that have manuls :D
manulization.com/map
In case you haven't already found it, there's a website with a map of zoos around the world that have manuls :D
manulization.com/map
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Sitting in the living room on my computer listening to classical music, I just said out loud “Damn, this Vivaldi slaps. Let’s run that back.”
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
January 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sitting in the living room on my computer listening to classical music, I just said out loud “Damn, this Vivaldi slaps. Let’s run that back.”
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
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why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots
January 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots
BAHAHAHA gods bless The Onion 😂 May they and the Cards Against Humanity team continue to grace us with their shenanigans 🙏
We really are through the Looking Glass, aren't we?
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
#notaparody #noreally
www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
#notaparody #noreally
The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’
Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 AM
BAHAHAHA gods bless The Onion 😂 May they and the Cards Against Humanity team continue to grace us with their shenanigans 🙏
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Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
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The Cats' Assembly, aka, 80% of my friends list since joining the fandom lmao
November 10, 2024 at 4:44 PM
The Cats' Assembly, aka, 80% of my friends list since joining the fandom lmao
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bsky is pronounced bitch-ski.
I don't make the rules.
I don't make the rules.
a close up of a girl 's face with green eyes and orange hair
ALT: a close up of a girl 's face with green eyes and orange hair
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2024 at 4:05 PM
bsky is pronounced bitch-ski.
I don't make the rules.
I don't make the rules.
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Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
November 8, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
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When the ear scritches hit so good you have to blep 👅
November 8, 2024 at 12:54 AM
When the ear scritches hit so good you have to blep 👅
The fact that my feed here is roughly:
5% @techconnectify.bsky.social
10% @scalzi.com
10% programmer memes
10% nature photos
15% furry stuff
50% cats
All with no political ads makes me so happy 🥰
5% @techconnectify.bsky.social
10% @scalzi.com
10% programmer memes
10% nature photos
15% furry stuff
50% cats
All with no political ads makes me so happy 🥰
November 8, 2024 at 9:07 AM
The fact that my feed here is roughly:
5% @techconnectify.bsky.social
10% @scalzi.com
10% programmer memes
10% nature photos
15% furry stuff
50% cats
All with no political ads makes me so happy 🥰
5% @techconnectify.bsky.social
10% @scalzi.com
10% programmer memes
10% nature photos
15% furry stuff
50% cats
All with no political ads makes me so happy 🥰
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I don't know if this will help anyone, but it's what I'm using to avoid spirals:
"Don't borrow grief from the future."
"Don't borrow grief from the future."
November 7, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I don't know if this will help anyone, but it's what I'm using to avoid spirals:
"Don't borrow grief from the future."
"Don't borrow grief from the future."
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Folks, I'm personally in "godfuckingdamnit" mode right now so I'm certainly not going to tell people to keep their chins up or to keep fighting or whatever. Later that's going to be a thing. But today and for a bit after I'm going to feel all my bad feelings.
November 6, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Folks, I'm personally in "godfuckingdamnit" mode right now so I'm certainly not going to tell people to keep their chins up or to keep fighting or whatever. Later that's going to be a thing. But today and for a bit after I'm going to feel all my bad feelings.