Found this at work, guess the universe decided that I needed a little Jesus in my life
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Found this at work, guess the universe decided that I needed a little Jesus in my life
Cam Ward out here making the impossible possible (being a worse QB than Gino Smith)
October 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Cam Ward out here making the impossible possible (being a worse QB than Gino Smith)
Taking a 16-yr-old to an AYCE sushi joint is extremely cost effective, this boy can put down some rolls.
October 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Taking a 16-yr-old to an AYCE sushi joint is extremely cost effective, this boy can put down some rolls.
Call me Nikola Jokic cause I snag all the rebounds
August 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Call me Nikola Jokic cause I snag all the rebounds
I am “I have a bottle of Aleve with me at all times” years old
August 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I am “I have a bottle of Aleve with me at all times” years old
I was handed a bottle of bourbon aged 13 years in Cabernet Sauvignon barrels (retail $120ish) as a “you’re an asset to the team” kudos-esque gift today
August 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I was handed a bottle of bourbon aged 13 years in Cabernet Sauvignon barrels (retail $120ish) as a “you’re an asset to the team” kudos-esque gift today
Going to the Brazilian steakhouse for my stepdad’s b-day, meat sweats incoming
August 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Going to the Brazilian steakhouse for my stepdad’s b-day, meat sweats incoming
Breaking News: Trapper’s Sushi is fucking awesome
August 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Breaking News: Trapper’s Sushi is fucking awesome
This was a great joke, I’m not mad I’m just disappointed
I present to you the Republican Party’s political platform, folks
July 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This was a great joke, I’m not mad I’m just disappointed
I’m working the 12:30PM-11:00PM shift tomorrow. Should I eat 50mg edibles and drink 2-3 beers with a couple shots of bourbon and/or jager?
A) Yes
B) Also yes, but slightly lower
A) Yes
B) Also yes, but slightly lower
July 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’m working the 12:30PM-11:00PM shift tomorrow. Should I eat 50mg edibles and drink 2-3 beers with a couple shots of bourbon and/or jager?
A) Yes
B) Also yes, but slightly lower
A) Yes
B) Also yes, but slightly lower
Me when I finally clock out at work:
Leaves
July 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Me when I finally clock out at work:
I present to you the Republican Party’s political platform, folks
July 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I present to you the Republican Party’s political platform, folks
The kid went to this huge pinball/arcade expo in Cali this weekend with his granddad and he keeps sending me pics of the machines and I felt like maybe some of y’all would want to see these too
July 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The kid went to this huge pinball/arcade expo in Cali this weekend with his granddad and he keeps sending me pics of the machines and I felt like maybe some of y’all would want to see these too
Ok, but have you ever had to do a self-review? Like wtf even is that?
“What’s something that might make you want to leave the company?” Oh, I don’t know, Bob, perhaps the chronic understaffing issue where we all fill 2-3 roles every day for the same pay as the 1 (singular) position I was hired for.
“What’s something that might make you want to leave the company?” Oh, I don’t know, Bob, perhaps the chronic understaffing issue where we all fill 2-3 roles every day for the same pay as the 1 (singular) position I was hired for.
trying to write a mid year review for my difficult coworker is hard as hell
July 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ok, but have you ever had to do a self-review? Like wtf even is that?
“What’s something that might make you want to leave the company?” Oh, I don’t know, Bob, perhaps the chronic understaffing issue where we all fill 2-3 roles every day for the same pay as the 1 (singular) position I was hired for.
“What’s something that might make you want to leave the company?” Oh, I don’t know, Bob, perhaps the chronic understaffing issue where we all fill 2-3 roles every day for the same pay as the 1 (singular) position I was hired for.
Curry ramen from the dim sum spot near work🔥🔥🔥
July 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Curry ramen from the dim sum spot near work🔥🔥🔥
He’s big mad that he got whooped up on in pinball by his dad
July 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
He’s big mad that he got whooped up on in pinball by his dad
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And people wonder why jamband dudes love cargo shorts so much!
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And people wonder why jamband dudes love cargo shorts so much!
The guy who said “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” has never spent 30 minutes hitting every free sample station in Costco
July 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The guy who said “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” has never spent 30 minutes hitting every free sample station in Costco
So ICE has apparently been dropping deported people from planes into the ocean, and if you think your Democrat bestie is gonna address that I have news for you about how fascism works in liberal circles
July 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
So ICE has apparently been dropping deported people from planes into the ocean, and if you think your Democrat bestie is gonna address that I have news for you about how fascism works in liberal circles
Mannnnn, working late on West Coast time sucks for trying to engage with anyone on social media
June 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Mannnnn, working late on West Coast time sucks for trying to engage with anyone on social media