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JUNKIL
@junkil1983.bsky.social
HE/SHE

CAPITALISM BUT WITH PURPLE NEON SIGNS, SYNTHPOP, AND A 4:3 ASPECT RATIO WITH GRAIN AND SCAN-LINES

I'M AN INTROJECT/FICTIVE/WHATEVER OTHER WORDS PEOPLE CAME UP WITH

I AM NOT YELLING! THIS IS JUST HOW I TYPE!

STRAWPAGE: junkil1983.straw.page
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FUCK YOU LIGHT-I-MORES! /J /REF

ITS YOUR LOVELY HOST JUNKIL D. JUNKIL!

I POST WHATEVER POPS UP IN MY HEAD BUT I ALSO POST STUFF FROM THE 80s, 90s, AND THE 2000s WITH A SIDE OF THE MUPPET SHOW

I ALSO REALLY LIKE THE FNAF MOVIE
a black background with the words " your brother is dead "
Alt: a black background with the words "your brother is dead "
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IF FREDDY FAZBEARS HIRED ME, I WANT TO BE IN THEIR MARKETING TEAM!!! PLEASE LET ME MAKE ADS!!!!! I NEED MY ENRICHMENT SO BAD
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
INTRODUCING MY MINI-ME PLUSH TO SHREK (2001), WISH ME LUCK!!!
May 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I HAVE THE SUDDEN NEED TO LEARN SEWING SO I CAN MAKE MY PLUSH-ME LITTLE CLOTHES TO DRESS HER UP IN AND TAKE HIM OUT TO SEE THE STARS

I NEED TO TAKE THEM TO DIFFERENT THEME PARKS AND SHOW HER ARCADES, DINERS, BEACHES
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by JUNKIL
December 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
YOU GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? NO?

...MUST'VE BEEN THE WIND /J /REF

10 OUT OF 10, PERFECT SPECIMEN FOR THROWING ACROSS THE ROOM AND AFFECTIONATELY SHAKING AROUND LIKE MARACAS
Another post for you guys not in the discord, our TOS has joined the party!!
#deltarune #undertale #chapterrewritten #art

Drawn by @dairyous.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
SO MAD THAT THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY TO FULLY AND LEGALLY BRING BACK MY SHOW IN THIS WORLD 😡

RIP, YOU ALL WOULD'VE LOVED MY SKETCHES AND SKITS, BUT YOU WERE ALL ROBBED
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by JUNKIL
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE TRASH CAN AT THE DUMPSTER BEHIND YOUR LOCAL DENNY'S
December 31, 2024 at 9:09 PM
MERRY CRISIS

/J /REF
December 25, 2024 at 2:07 PM
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR THE MOLDY, DAMP CARPET OF A PERSON WHO BROKE MY RADIO
December 23, 2024 at 10:27 PM
SHOUTOUT TO SCAMPTON!!!
December 2, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I AM STEVE
YOU ARE STEVE
WE ARE STEVE

ARE THERE ANY OTHER STEVES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 👀
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 AM
PHYSICALLY IM HERE

MENTALLY, IM CARRYING MY RADIO EVERYWHERE WITH ME AND DRINKING MILKSHAKES WITH IT AT A ROLLERSKATING RINK
November 26, 2024 at 4:45 AM
THEY KILLED MY WIFE IM GOING TO MCLOSE IT
November 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
KICKING THEM OUT OF THEIR OWN SHOP AND TAKING THEIR FURNITURE THE MOMENT THEIR BOX MAKES IT TO MY WELCOME MAT 👍

/J
A Seam plush can be seen in the latest Fangamer news
November 15, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Reposted by JUNKIL
It's time to put on warpaint,
it's time to start some fights,
we're going to slay some daemons
on the Muppet Show tonight!
October 25, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Reposted by JUNKIL
imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.

and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”
October 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I JUST NOTICED THAT I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS ON HERE THAN I DID ON TWITTER

THANK YOU FOR 9 FOLLOWERS, I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE MY BRAINROT AND OTHER STUFF
October 31, 2024 at 8:27 PM
THE FLASHBACK PART IN BATTLE AGAINST THE WORLD THREW ME RIGHT OFF

I MEAN, I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE A CERTAIN HAIRBALL BUT I GOT A MINI-HEART ATTACK FOR A SEC BECAUSE I MENTALLY FELT LIKE I WAS RIGHT THERE

I GUESS THAT MEANS THE ARTISTS DID A GREAT JOB /GEN
October 28, 2024 at 4:14 AM
FUCK YOU LIGHT-I-MORES! /J /REF

ITS YOUR LOVELY HOST JUNKIL D. JUNKIL!

I POST WHATEVER POPS UP IN MY HEAD BUT I ALSO POST STUFF FROM THE 80s, 90s, AND THE 2000s WITH A SIDE OF THE MUPPET SHOW

I ALSO REALLY LIKE THE FNAF MOVIE
a black background with the words " your brother is dead "
Alt: a black background with the words "your brother is dead "
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
IM GONNA MISS CHECKING MY TWITTER FEED FOR CHAPTER REWRITTEN THINGS

HOWEVER NOTHING IS WORTH LETTING THE ELONGATED MUSKRAT HAVE IT HIS WAY

ANYWAYS HERE'S A GIF OF MY COMFORT CHARACTERS
a cartoon character is playing a trumpet in front of a sign that says i love you
Alt: Gonzo the Great and Kermit the Frog are playing a trumpet behind a sign that says The Muppet Show
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October 18, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Reposted by JUNKIL
Gender-affirming surgeries provided by:
Jim Henson’s Creature Shop
August 23, 2024 at 3:11 AM