Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy
@juljohnston.bsky.social
Aka r/julbug76, nicetryfed Tumblr/Discord. She/her. Monkeyvellian genius. The rare Gen-Xer who is glad she never has to drink out of a hose again because that wasn't that great tbh.
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"Thisisthebestdayofmylife"
"That's so nice, thank you!"
"That's so nice, thank you!"
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January 29, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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Why am I doing this to myself
January 28, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Why am I doing this to myself
Was down to my last guess for connections, and I didnt want to break my streak, so I typed SUB, DOM, ATE. into Google to see if there was any relation.
Listen to me.
Do not do this if your safe search is off.
Listen to me.
Do not do this if your safe search is off.
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Was down to my last guess for connections, and I didnt want to break my streak, so I typed SUB, DOM, ATE. into Google to see if there was any relation.
Listen to me.
Do not do this if your safe search is off.
Listen to me.
Do not do this if your safe search is off.
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Casually bringing another 2023 tweet back for no reason at all:
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Casually bringing another 2023 tweet back for no reason at all:
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January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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This is one of our favorites!
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is one of our favorites!
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RUDE.
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
RUDE.
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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If only there were previous indications that Harrison Butker might go too far right
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If only there were previous indications that Harrison Butker might go too far right
@bestgrandpa55.bsky.social came through for me for my birthday. It's so pretty, I had to frame it immediately @gleafer.bsky.social 🥰😭😍🫠
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@bestgrandpa55.bsky.social came through for me for my birthday. It's so pretty, I had to frame it immediately @gleafer.bsky.social 🥰😭😍🫠
*curls up into a ball*
To satisfy an angel and a demon .... that's a lightning strike.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
*curls up into a ball*
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“if you want to be healthy, just listen to your body” but my body wants a sugary drink and 100k words of fanfiction
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“if you want to be healthy, just listen to your body” but my body wants a sugary drink and 100k words of fanfiction
I freaking love @onedappercat.bsky.social. The tarot cards are gorgeous and I've just ordered the prints because, well, look at them. 🥰😍
My tarot decks are on deep discount to get money for vet bills. If you are shopping for a #goodomens fan for Xmas please consider supporting me. Also have art prints and desk pets. If you see stuff you want on Etsy but want to do direct support, I will do custom bundles on KoFi. Links in 🧵
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I freaking love @onedappercat.bsky.social. The tarot cards are gorgeous and I've just ordered the prints because, well, look at them. 🥰😍
I had to rearrange my Pops to make space for my newest beloveds. Thank you, @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social they are so freaking adorable!
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I had to rearrange my Pops to make space for my newest beloveds. Thank you, @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social they are so freaking adorable!
Early birthday present from my son. Such a good boy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Early birthday present from my son. Such a good boy.
Fun fact about me: I can't draw the same face twice, istg.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Fun fact about me: I can't draw the same face twice, istg.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
See this? I started sketching about an hour or so ago, thinking 'oh lemme sketch my 1941 Femmes'.
Went for 'Veronica Lake vibes', got Farrah Fawcett.
Now ill never be able to draw this gorgeous creature again.
An excerpt from one of my two main WIPs.
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
An excerpt from one of my two main WIPs.
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
If I post them here, I won't be likely to scream into the void, throw out my laptop, and spend my remaining days as a mountain hermit lovingly dubbed by the locals as "Crazy Raccoon Lady".
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by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life
When one of the grossest people to have ever existed calls you the worst person he'd ever met...
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
When one of the grossest people to have ever existed calls you the worst person he'd ever met...
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
The way i just yelled out "HAAA FUCK YOU KIM DAVIS"
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The way i just yelled out "HAAA FUCK YOU KIM DAVIS"
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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In case any of you thought Andrew Cuomo was going to be gracious in defeat, congratulations on never having heard of Andrew Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In case any of you thought Andrew Cuomo was going to be gracious in defeat, congratulations on never having heard of Andrew Cuomo.