Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy
@juljohnston.bsky.social
Aka r/julbug76, nicetryfed Tumblr/Discord. She/her. Monkeyvellian genius. The rare Gen-Xer who is glad she never has to drink out of a hose again because that wasn't that great tbh.
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"Thisisthebestdayofmylife"
"That's so nice, thank you!"
"That's so nice, thank you!"
When one of the grossest people to have ever existed calls you the worst person he'd ever met...
Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
When one of the grossest people to have ever existed calls you the worst person he'd ever met...
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
The way i just yelled out "HAAA FUCK YOU KIM DAVIS"
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The way i just yelled out "HAAA FUCK YOU KIM DAVIS"
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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In case any of you thought Andrew Cuomo was going to be gracious in defeat, congratulations on never having heard of Andrew Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In case any of you thought Andrew Cuomo was going to be gracious in defeat, congratulations on never having heard of Andrew Cuomo.
My Husband Feeding the Cat- A Haiku
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My Husband Feeding the Cat- A Haiku
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
"You're not my boss, Ann!"
He exclaims as he opens
Her preferred flavor
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If your employee needs SNAP, you don’t pay them enough and are exploiting them.
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If your employee needs SNAP, you don’t pay them enough and are exploiting them.
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This needs at least 8 episodes.
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This needs at least 8 episodes.
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When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
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1970s secretaries were writing alien porn about spock and kirk so hardcore it would instantly kill your average modern scifi fan
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
1970s secretaries were writing alien porn about spock and kirk so hardcore it would instantly kill your average modern scifi fan
I work with a program called Aeroplan.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I work with a program called Aeroplan.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.
Not only did I subscribe with my email, I made sure to send them to the husband. It's the only gift list he'll need for my birthday.
October 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not only did I subscribe with my email, I made sure to send them to the husband. It's the only gift list he'll need for my birthday.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!! :)) <3 #GoodOmens
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!! :)) <3 #GoodOmens
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Btw happy birthday Earth etc etc🤩🤩
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Btw happy birthday Earth etc etc🤩🤩
I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX
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I AM FILLED WITH RAGE AND ANXIETY
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I AM FILLED WITH RAGE AND ANXIETY
I just came up with a title for my Femme Noir AU.
You may applaud and throw flowers, but please, no panties.
You may applaud and throw flowers, but please, no panties.
October 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I just came up with a title for my Femme Noir AU.
You may applaud and throw flowers, but please, no panties.
You may applaud and throw flowers, but please, no panties.
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BREAKING: Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
BREAKING: Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize
Wait so am I gonna be the one who suggests we check out the noise in the basement?
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Wait so am I gonna be the one who suggests we check out the noise in the basement?
Somewhere in an attic, there's a portrait of Stephen Miller getting prettier.
I'm going to break my own rule; ugliness is an arbitrary construct and not an indicator of character.
Stephen Miller looks exactly like he should. Like hatred is eating him from the inside out until all that's left is a shief of skim milk flesh stretched taut over brittle bird bones.
Stephen Miller looks exactly like he should. Like hatred is eating him from the inside out until all that's left is a shief of skim milk flesh stretched taut over brittle bird bones.
October 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Somewhere in an attic, there's a portrait of Stephen Miller getting prettier.
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to everyone who celebrates.
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to everyone who celebrates.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.