Julian
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cutest moment ever. i’m announcing cageside, a young kid tugs on my jacket to say “when is there gonna be fire?” (when is a flamethrower bot gonna fight?) and i can tell the fire marshals are around, so i tell him “soon, buddy.” He also spit on my face while talking lol
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
cutest moment ever. i’m announcing cageside, a young kid tugs on my jacket to say “when is there gonna be fire?” (when is a flamethrower bot gonna fight?) and i can tell the fire marshals are around, so i tell him “soon, buddy.” He also spit on my face while talking lol
This is the type of energy I am trying to bring to everything I do in 2026
February 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This is the type of energy I am trying to bring to everything I do in 2026
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Re-Watching Oculus (2013)!
An evil mirror thinks it's so clever, thinking there is no way a person can sneak up on it! I'd get to it by going through the wall that it is hung on! The only problem is that you don't get to see the look on its reflective face when it realizes it's been outsmarted!
An evil mirror thinks it's so clever, thinking there is no way a person can sneak up on it! I'd get to it by going through the wall that it is hung on! The only problem is that you don't get to see the look on its reflective face when it realizes it's been outsmarted!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Re-Watching Oculus (2013)!
An evil mirror thinks it's so clever, thinking there is no way a person can sneak up on it! I'd get to it by going through the wall that it is hung on! The only problem is that you don't get to see the look on its reflective face when it realizes it's been outsmarted!
An evil mirror thinks it's so clever, thinking there is no way a person can sneak up on it! I'd get to it by going through the wall that it is hung on! The only problem is that you don't get to see the look on its reflective face when it realizes it's been outsmarted!
Pick one. The other has to go in a trash compactor
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Pick one. The other has to go in a trash compactor
How come no one came to my birthday party?
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
How come no one came to my birthday party?
If Aqua Teen Hunger Force was still on the air, Mako would have won a Golden Dumpster last night.
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
If Aqua Teen Hunger Force was still on the air, Mako would have won a Golden Dumpster last night.
If Parks and Rec was still on the air, Kamala Harris would have won in 2024.
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
If Parks and Rec was still on the air, Kamala Harris would have won in 2024.
My first heel interview as Evil Julian went pretty well but I was laughing and smiling too much.
Mass Destruction Resurgence 5: Interview with Julian Papasian
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February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
My first heel interview as Evil Julian went pretty well but I was laughing and smiling too much.
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Is it okay to win a fighting robot tournament while being coached by a puppet?
February 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Is it okay to win a fighting robot tournament while being coached by a puppet?
Every chicken starts with an egg
January 24, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Every chicken starts with an egg
Am I allowed to eat this without heating it up first? And nothing bad can happen?
#oscarmayar
#oscarmayar
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Am I allowed to eat this without heating it up first? And nothing bad can happen?
#oscarmayar
#oscarmayar
Look at my cats
The other one is probably vomiting on a carpet somewhere
The other one is probably vomiting on a carpet somewhere
January 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Look at my cats
The other one is probably vomiting on a carpet somewhere
The other one is probably vomiting on a carpet somewhere
The state of things got me feeling like
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The state of things got me feeling like
Competing at NHRL gives me an excuse to make silly little art projects… something my normal boring life doesn’t do.
*cough cough*
There are new items up on makomerch.com
*cough cough*
There are new items up on makomerch.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Competing at NHRL gives me an excuse to make silly little art projects… something my normal boring life doesn’t do.
*cough cough*
There are new items up on makomerch.com
*cough cough*
There are new items up on makomerch.com
Turbofriend is canonically friends with birds
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Turbofriend is canonically friends with birds
Googling "How to turn Cheeto Puffs into Cheeto Crunchy" in an incognito window
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Googling "How to turn Cheeto Puffs into Cheeto Crunchy" in an incognito window
I would like to lose my marbles in the hull of a ship
July 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I would like to lose my marbles in the hull of a ship
I'm not saying we should keep Guantanamo Bay open. But if it is, I think we should send anyone who uses the phrase "horsey sauce" there
June 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not saying we should keep Guantanamo Bay open. But if it is, I think we should send anyone who uses the phrase "horsey sauce" there